WWE Money in the Bank : what the world is not watching

[hammerva]

So unless they add a bunch of meaningless matches, this MITB match (or matches) is going at least 60 minutes.  Which is either a great thing or completely horrifying

 

[Coffey]

I see Seth Rollins still has no desire to sell anything if it's his time to get his shit in. That ol' HBK school of thought. The more things change, the more they stay the same I guess.

I really do think he was at his best when working tags. I don't even dislike the character that he's doing right now. At least it fits his personality more instead of being a whining babyface with a boo-boo face because the fans don't want to cheer him.

[cactus]

Yeah, Rollins/Mcintyre isn't doing much for me either. Think I prefered Rollins best when he was a IC level babyface who didn't post stupid shit on Twitter. 

[Coffey]

I will say that Seth Rollins has a fantastic Frog Splash & there's no reason that shouldn't be his finish.

[cactus]

That picked up in the last few minutes, right after the top rope German. Not a fan of Drew counting down before going for his finish though. 

[MoS]

Bray Wyatt sucks. 

[hammerva]

Why in the world are there trees on the roof of Titan Towers?  

Okay I guess Carmella got some work done.  Or to quote Paige that is a really good push up bra

 

[PhilTLL]

2 minutes ago, hammerva said:

Why in the world are there trees on the roof of Titan Towers?  

Okay I guess Carmella got some work done.  Or to quote Paige that is a really good push up bra

 

It's a rooftop patio type thing.

ASUKA!!!!

[cactus]

MITB time. This going to be amazing or utter shite. 

[Coffey]

Going full Lucha Underground. I'm here for it. If you're gonna be cheesy, go all the way, right?

[PhilTLL]

What froze up Corbin, thinking about how that was coming out of his paycheck?

[CarpetCrawler]

I'm just thankful they showed Brother Love getting ready to wash his hands before they moved away from him.

[PhilTLL]

The music is totally unnecessary. It's like watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

I'm very glad somebody used those ropes for an actual rope spot.

Why did Carmela leave that fucking briefcase full of cash there? Does that belong to Dana Brooke by contract now? Was that in the build-up?

[hammerva]

So either Dana doesn't know the rules or she is a complete moron

Of course Heyman is surrounded by about 100 pounds of food.  

Shit Shayna choking out Rey was a cool touch

[CarpetCrawler]

Otis being a giant buffoon is carrying this entire thing on his back.

[C.S.]

I love this so far. It's just the right amount of creativity and silliness.

[cactus]

Otis has been the highlight of this match so far. I'm definitely enjoying this so far, glad we got this instead of two traditional MITB matches. 

[hammerva]

There doesn't seem to be any logic in the match but I guess we knew that coming in.   Like how is AJ Styles go close to everyone and seemingly always behind at the same time 

[Al]

This is the It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or wrestling matches.

[cactus]

Vince looks like death. 

[MoS]

Standing ovation for the Vince cameo. 

[PhilTLL]

Oh my God, the corpse formerly known as Vince McMahon. This "everybody's afraid of the boss" shit is more embarrassing than ever.

[CarpetCrawler]

Just now, Al said:

This is the It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or wrestling matches.

YES!!!!!!!  Perfect way to describe this.  This is so goofy but I can't outright hate it.

[MoS]

Just give Otis all the belts. Except the Universal title cuz good bubba Kawadasmile is right: that title is jinxed  

[PhilTLL]

If the briefcases not being clearly marked doesn't lead to opposite genders grabbing them, I'll be disappointed.