WWE Summerslam 2020 Renee Young is the best

[C.S.]

Orton's plodding performance tells me this is going long and/or Drew is retaining.

[Matt D]

The camera work is mind boggling. It's like some sort of rhythm video game where you have to switch every time they come into bodily contact. And you lose points if you miss one. What madness.

[peachchaos]

This show gave me motion sickness even though there’s no boat. The every-second camera cuts are absolutely nauseating. 

[C.S.]

I knew Drew would retain as soon as Orton started wrestling in slow motion.

[MoS]

Drew was good here but this match went way too long and the work was not engaging throughout

[Matt D]

Roll up finish does Drew no favors. If they really wanted to go that route, they should have had Orton roll him up after the missed Claymore (which would remind people of Bayley's win earlier) and then have Drew reverse it for the 3 or something. 

[Matt D]

Wait, why is This Tuesday in Texas next week?

If they really wanted to run two PPVs two weeks in a row, they should have made it Summerslam Part 1 and Part 2

[cactus]

Pretty solid match all things considered. I really can't be arsed to stay up for Strowman/Wyatt seeing how poor their other matches have been. Hopefully it won't last long. 

[KawadaSmile]

Keith Lee is going to RAW. Finally.

[MoS]

I am dreading this treading over into cinematic territory, but so far this has actually been a pretty good brawl, if a bit spotty

[C.S.]

4 minutes ago, MoS said:

I am dreading this treading over into cinematic territory, but so far this has actually been a pretty good brawl, if a bit spotty

This has been a thunderous bore IMO. I'd actually cheer for something cinematic right about now. I'd cheer even more if it ended right now and there was a cash-in by Otis, Big E showing his intentions to enter the title picture, or really anyone else other than these two.

Update: And I got my wish. The match ended within a minute of my post. Thank God!

[MoS]

BIG DOG!!!

This would have owned so hard in front of a real crowd

[hammerva]

HOLY SHIT ROMAN REIGNS

[C.S.]

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

[KawadaSmile]

IT'S THE BIG MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

 

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[hammerva]

Oh man is this how Otis claims the MITB 

Or not.  

[KawadaSmile]

SAVE US ROMAN REIGNS

[MoS]

Just now, KawadaSmile said:

SAVE US ROMAN REIGNS

I am hoping he beats Fiend at next weeks PPV and puts an end to the torture

[Matt D]

1 minute ago, hammerva said:

Oh man is this how Otis claims the MITB 

Or not.  

They never do two things when they think they can get away with one. 

Having Retribution come out there and stare at Roman from different parts of the arena or some such would have worked too. 

[KawadaSmile]

Look I don't give a FUCK 

Roman Reigns is a star and he mercifully put both those losers to shame. Fuck them haters. There's only one BIG DOG in the World Wrestling Federation.

[C.S.]

THIS is how Roman Reigns should have been presented all along.

He clubbered the shit out of both men and had no fucks left to give.

Then he arrogantly sneered at Bray and mocked him: "You can't handle the responsibility" of being WWE Universal Champion.

Amazing!

[cactus]

Utterly dreadful main event, but Roman saved the whole segment. He looked like the dog's bolllocks out there. Hopefully he ditches the Shield gear and he can be the megastar he's always destined to be. 

Good PPV overall. Probably the best from this Covid era. 

[KawadaSmile]

Roman screaming I MADE YOU to Braun is not only banter but also a shoot.

Those two ain't SHIT without Roman.

 

Bow down bitches!

[C.S.]

1 minute ago, cactus said:

He looked like the dog's bolllocks out there.

For us non-Europeans, that's a good thing, right?  

[NintendoLogic]

I guess this means they've discovered a cure for COVID, what with Roman not wanting to endanger his family and all.