WWE TV 4/25-5/1 Hey Asuka's back

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Von Wagner is totally a dude that would have drawn a couple of decent houses vs Bruno in the mid 70s.

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Von Wagner really should learn how to use that size more effectively. As of now he's basically Kristaps Porzingis.

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4 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Von Wagner really should learn how to use that size more effectively. As of now he's basically Kristaps Porzingis.

Holy shit I'm in awe in how great that comparison is.

Also it's funny they have as his mouthpiece the guy who was designed to be a stand in for TK. 

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I was thinking of comparing him to AD, but AD actually had very high highs. Von Wagner looked ok as a face, but him turning heel effectively killed everything he had going for him. 

 

Toxic Attraction vs Aussie Giants and Roxanne? Oh my GOD.

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LOL at putting poor Rok-C next to those amazons, she looked like Wee-man's sister.

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Oh shit, it's Ben Carter/Nathan Frazer! 2.0 doing a good job introducing the UK folks to a bigger audience. I enjoy the Grizzled Young Veterans, Pretty Deadly is lots of fun, and Frazer was somewhat of an unanimous sensation a while ago. 

All we need is Meiko making some appearances.

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Brooks was relatable there. 

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Holy shit that was easily the best suicide dive I've seen.

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It's baby Santina!

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Oh my god Katana Chance is just a top tier* wrestling name

 

* I mean it's fucking stupid

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WWE: always horny for mainstream pub

Also WWE: changes the name of someone who was known for being on TV.

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It's Team KawadaSmile 

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VAI BRASILLLLLLLL

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Bruh Yulisa and Valentina looked great, but Kacy and Kayden's tag team offense is just straight out of a videogame. Holy shit.

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Alexandria York 2.0?

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5 minutes ago, sek69 said:

Alexandria York 2.0?

I dunno but I am respectfully paying attention

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I would probably let out a fart if I got slammed the way Malik was.

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Wes Lee getting a nice singles push is at least a silver lining to that shit sandwich of a story he got tangled up in.

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2 minutes ago, sek69 said:

Wes Lee getting a nice singles push is at least a silver lining to that shit sandwich of a story he got tangled up in.

He is 100% going to be NXT Champ. At least if he doesn't get called up before it.

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Those Tony D goons couldn't be more stereotypical looking. Excellent choices.

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Roxanne Perez! 

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I'm willing to bet Roxy has watched Bryan Danielson ROH matches

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Rick Steiner is here! All we need is Scott, now.

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8 hours ago, sek69 said:

LA Knight was over like the Rock in NXT

What?! Hyperbole much?

If he was over like The Rock, he would've been called up months ago and used as a wrestler.

He has never, at any point in his entire career, been as over as The Rock. No, in his entire life. He's not as over as The Rock in his own family!

That doesn't mean his current usage isn't baffling - it is - but at the same time, he's an aging wrestler who is average in the ring but above average on the mic, so I can kind of understand the mindset of using him as a mouthpiece. 

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Dude he was getting massive pops at the CWC that had everyone here puzzled each time it happened. I have no idea why, but he was over as fuck.  He's got loads of charisma, has a good body, and he's not a bad looking dude. He could be something in WWE since he's pretty much everything they look for but all they see is a 39 year old so he has to be a manager.