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If you lived over here in the UK you'd probably be of the narrative that Mansell was a lionhearted superface. That's always how he was pushed over here. I was more of a Martin Brundle/Johnny Herbert/Derek Warwick kinda guy though.

I personally always loved Schumi, but yeah, from 1994-2006 he was definitely top heel. Especially his actions at Adelaide in 1994.

Prost was the heel vs Senna I'd say. The cold calculating man against the passionate and emotional risktaker

Oh god, Cardiff. Flashbacks to the BO infested rooms of Sweatros. I only go down there for the Rugby these days. My clubbing days are long over.

Evidently I'm Richard Keys.

I remember her looking really uncomfortable taking a delayed atomic drop from someone (Hogan?) constantly pulling her dress down so no-one could see her knickers. So it was pretty clear she didn't want to be in a position where she'd be working.

Fantastic Another wonderful sporting heel is Darts player Ted "The Count" Hankey. As well as being known as "B.O. Baracus" amongst the local darts leagues, he's also known for his outbursts, punching the board and bollocking the crowd during his appearances at major televised championships. To be honest, the darts is full of awesome heels. Darts in the modern era is the wrestling that wrestling wishes it could be.

Earl the Pearl is such a cunt. Hate him on the Mosconi Cup. Who's that 10-Pin Bowling chap? He seemed like a mega heel in a documentary about the game I watched. He does DX crotch chops and RVD poses.

Did the full cut of Why Can't the Children Pray in School? ever show up? His song and video Freebird Road was the absolute dog's bollocks, a true success for the art of music, the medium of video, and the world of wrestling, and Pray seemed like it could have been even greater. Which is a true compliment when you consider that what occurs at 2:37 of the Freebird Road video is, without argument, the greatest moment in wrestling history.

I refuse to accept that Ian McShane is a heel. He's Lovejoy!

It's not when you're standing in the rain with no cover on a Tuesday night in Grimsby or somewhere freezing to death watching your team capitulate to a grim 2-0 defeat while burning your mouth on an atomically warmed Chicken Balti pie, all the while knowing you're not going to get home until after 3am. Football is hell.

The Princess Di image is a shameless one. Just ask father of her child James Hewitt and arsechinned cunt Will Carling, along with countless others. And also, let us not forget how many times fitter Liz was from 1999 onwards compared to her previous days.

Because you can't trust Vince around them.

The best burgers are the ones I makes at home, with my secret array of additives to give it that little bit of spicy heat you want in everything.

Mr Jhonson is the spitting image of Phillipe Bernat-Salles.

He hasn't even got a Blackpool accent, to be honest. The accent he uses on TV is certainly a lot more plummy and polished than his proper accent though.

Well, this could mean something or, more likely, nothing. http://m.ticketmaster.com/wwe-monday-night-raw-vs-wwe-baltimore-maryland-05-23-2016/event/15004F8AE1514B5C

Yeah, people love The Fabs on facebook and stuff for irony and comedy reasons.

I just show them wrestlers returning or debuting to massive pops, make them think it's a massive star then they're hungry for seeing them more. Perception is everything.

Vince is such a tit. All kinds of Ne'er Do Wells and villains get away with muder, one of his actually legit positive role models in the company gives him a bit of friendly roughhousing and he shits a pineapple and fucks him off - probably for good. Dickhead.

That Highlight Reel was cringeworthy. Jericho going on about a fucking pot plant to the sound of chirping crickets and later singing a 1950s novelty song. Ugh.

Bret played the Genie in Aladdin in live theater. In pantomime. You can't really give pantomime props as being anything other than the drizzling shits. And that's from the experience of being dragged to them year after bastard year as a child. It's not proper theatre, it's campyness, fat men dressed as fat women, audience participation (Crowd: "HE'S BEHIND YOU!" Crap Actor "OH NO HE ISNT!" Crowd: "OH YES HE IS!" Actor "OH NO HE ISN'T!" Crowd: "OH YES HE IS!"), shit songs, and worse jokes (Often sub-Carry On film "Let's have a go at the gays!"). It's both a tradition for a child, and a massive joke. No acting skill is required. Just thinking about pantomime makes me grow an ingrowing toenail.

So that means that he was 19 when he was in WCW then. I always thought he was quite a lot older, which makes it even more sad. RIP.

Yeah, WWE sent DJ Gabriel there a few yers ago. I think Richie Steamboat wrestling there was WWE's idea as well.

Someone's bound to have something.