NintendoLogic

https://shop.wwe.com/brock-lesnar/ The plot thickens.

Monster Squad established that even monsters are vulnerable to a blow to the family jewels.

The only thing they were one of the best at was providing a cure for insomnia.

You owe them an apology then. Gordy and Williams were the total shits as a tag team and comparing a team to them is just about the gravest insult I can think of.

I didn't watch obviously, but I can't imagine Nia and Shayna sucking enough to warrant being compared to the MVC.

I'll just say this: when dealing with WWE, the best bet is to assume the scummiest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts. Call it McMahon's Razor. It's No Holds Barred, bubba. https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwepayback/08-30-2020/universal-champion-bray-wyatt-vs-roman-reigns-vs-braun-strowman Also make note of the fact that Braun is now known as "The Monster." The quotation marks are part of his name, apparently.

That's the point. Even if it doesn't work, it costs WWE nothing because Network subscriptions are already locked in.

EDIT: this came across as more dickish than I intended, disregard

Couldn't disagree with you more, bubba. This card has a Fiend match, a Corbin match, a Nia Jax match, and an IIconics match. There's no excuse for any of them having PPV time in 2020, let alone all four. The intrigue surrounding Roman could very well be the only thing saving this from all-time dumpster fire status. Most likely they're trying to induce PPV fatigue to hurt the buyrate for All Out on Saturday. Deliberately burning out the market is a longtime WWE predatory business practice.

The key question is whether Kenny Omega will return to the THUNDERDOME.

Have Roman win and then beat the shit out of Otis when he tries to cash in. Kill two birds with one stone.

Come on, you can't post that and not include Cornette's response. How much of a tool do you have to be to have Cornette come to AEW's defense?

You don't make a career out of bilking carny wrestling promoters out of millions without having your head on straight.

It's nice to see that hope springs eternal among Roman's biggest (only?) fans, but heel Roman feuding with a babyface Fiend has me thinking this is going to be a "be careful what you wish for" scenario.

Going by the Tetsuya Naito precedent, this will lead to Roman being the top babyface in the company in 2025.

Not to mention all the "shut up and dribble" comments directed at NBA players in recent days.

Dave said the HBK BLM story is fake.

This might explain why WWE brass is so high on him.

It could be that Moxley has a submission finisher he wants to get over. Like when John Cena got booked in a submission match on Raw and debuted the STFU.

Quack's currently preoccupied with complaining about cancel culture on YouTube.

A Iron Man match with Bray Wyatt wouldn't even be a wrestling match, though. I'd be more like an experimental art film. Like, they'd all all travel the planes of existence for 60 minutes and then the match would just end.

Knock yourself out, bubba. No pride of authorship here.

As I understand it, all you need to provide to sign up for Thunderdome is a name (which you can just make up) and an email address (creating a burner account is just about the easiest thing in the world). Any time you give people a platform with a cloak of anonymity, some people are going to take of advantage of it by broadcasting the garbage in their souls to the world. If WWE forced people to buy virtual tickets or otherwise provide proof of identity to participate, that kind of behavior would disappear in a hurry.

He needs to ditch the vest, full stop. Not only does wrestling in body armor make him look weak, dressing like he's still in the Shield gives him a "guy who peaked in high school" vibe. He can wrestle in a t-shirt if he needs to cover his upper body.

Being bollocks vs. being the dog's bollocks is like between being shit vs. being the shit.