WingedEagle

Has Slim Jim been featured at all on the telecast? Can't say I've noticed but I'm not exactly tuned into these things.

Melo needs Hornswoggle and Minorita to deliber on the main roster. He is very much not him. Very much worthy of where Theory is slotted these days.

Andrade needs to make the final 4-6 for this to matter. If that's even possible. Otherwise he's just out there training cardio. But let's do it. Dude somehow already looks more likely to pass a wellness test than he did in AEW.

If Brock is iced for a while, who do you give Gunther at Mania? Sheamus makes the most sense but I dunno if they want to go back to that.

Rocky Johnson at #30 is not farfetched. But, no, Dwayne doesn't need to enter the Rumble. We can get there in other ways.

And thought that was how to establish Reigns as a babyface. Probably easier to have him give every person in the crowd a disease. Then again, with Titan's crowd that probably would've made him the next Hogan.

Roman/AJ remains an elite pairing.

I'm enjoying this match. Its good given the inherent advantages and limitations. But its not great. I'm also not sure how it benefits Reigns but that's probably not necessary at this stage.

Can't LA Knight suck without Bill DeMott being right about anything? I may be old but I'm not too old to know that "Yeah" dude is mid.

They snap back as hard as you snap into them. Or tease them with some falsehoods. Or some nonsense like that.

Ask Alex Jones when he presents Elimination Chamber. At 5AM Eastern time next month, folks!

I'm stoked for Bayley but it feels like this is their attempt to recreate Sami from last year, only she has a fraction of the momentum he did. And that may be kind. But I'm looking forward to the return of the hugger (apologies to Luis Mante & Hyo). What about Jade/Bianca vs. Kabuki Warriors at Mania?

We're progressive now, mmkay?!

It will not happen but one can easily make a case for Stratton winning this thing.

At a minimum in spirit. Mrs. Jericho is 31.

For the win! But she's not coming alone. Probably with 80% of the rest of the match?

I'm here to be spooked. But Alba Fyre being relegated to some mid-90s Superstars hokey gimmick is an underplayed travesty. She should at worst be in the mix at the top of the division and someone that can be relied upon to deliver the goods whether babyface or heel against anyone.

Definitely possible. But I'm thinking Nia dumps Becky and Bayley dumps Nia to win. We shall see!

This is a fact. Certainly a net positive.

Likely less than nothing. But they made me want the match. Would run it if I still bought those dumb video games or had TNM on my computer like the good old days.

Grace clearly didn't get the memo to keep it light and breezy on offense. Her vs. Belair at Mania, right?

We may be old but that 18-24 demo is just figuring things out.

Rhea. Respectfully. As if that's even possible here. But god bless.

That's the first time I recall them going out of their way to ID him as Paul Levesque on TV.

The company sucks. The people in charge (and perhaps up and down the line) are awful and should be imprisoned if not excommunicated from civil society. But I don't have many hobbies left if I quit wrestling so here we are. Hypocrisy is great when I need it! LFG! Should be a super fun show with a couple drinks and snacks to power us through.