Badlittlekitten

Right. Time to start watching some lucha!

Gosh, Summerslam looks terrible.

Yeah I hate this. Tbf they've improved things the past couple of years but there's still too many oily hairless blokes in WWEshop tshirts and underpants. Don't know why it's only at Mania they make an effort. Yeah, they've gotta shift that merch, but surely we can get Bryan's furry boots and Bray's awesome trench jacket a few more times a year. They're supposed to be 'special events' after all.

Loved Styles/Suzuki. Even the ankle lock silliness had a neat pay off. The finger work was a nice twist and AJ's selling down the stretch was great. The build to the finish was excellent. I've always been kinda indifferent to AJ but he's fast becoming one of my favourite guys on Earth with this tournament. Suzuki has an amazing face. Couldn't get into the main. I'm starting to side with ohtani's jacket on Ihii. Hasn't don't much for me this tourney.

Fucking hell, is Honma alright?? That was a horrific bump for the finish. I've yet to watch the rest of the card but I'm surprised how cool you are stomp about Fale/Honma. I thought it was an awesome match. Feels like I finally 'get' Honma.

Crowd was eerily quite for the opener, felt like I was watching modern joshi. Apart from a couple of ugly looking spots I thought Fale/Gallows was fine for what it was. Speaking of joshi, New Japan LOVE their outside brawling spot don't they? The barricade comes into use in practically every match. Shibata/Kojima and Styles/Tenzan were the best matches from night 6 that I watched (skipped Anderson/Goto, Shelton/Nak and DBS/Nagata). AJ and Shibata are having cracking tournaments. Enjoying AJ's trash talkin'. I didn't like the pointless leg work in the first half of Suzuki/Archer but the back end was good, especially the reversals built around Suzuki's sleeper. Yano/Okada was Yano's worst match yet. Felt like he had too much offence and it didn't work. I honestly found the main quite boring. I'm sick of the forearm/slap trading at this point and they kept reaching into that well. I didn't buy Tanahashi working an Ishii type match and getting the better of him. His offensive deficiencies were exposed here. We saw that silly spinning takedown thing, what, three times? A couple of really good matches but a poor night overall.

wooooooooooooossssssssh Something just went way over my head.

That would work if the faces weren't all dickheads.

Maynard James Keenan?

Shit, just realised I managed to avoid it again! Ha!

Oh shit, I usually avoid making 'THIS' posts like the sun, but you've taken so many words out of my mouth I'm stumped. So, yeah I agree. Nothing else to offer. THIS

Thanks. All positive steps! Has CJ Parker been struck down with a career ending injury yet? I've been meaning to check out the tag division, I like Baron Corbin and some of the other random dudes that show up.

Used to love NXT I but haven't caught up with it since their last special. I think the bloom is off the rose for me. Since Bray and Bo came up there's little left on the roster that inspires me. Neville, Graves and Mojo Rawley I outright don't want to watch. Has Solemn Crow turn up yet? I hear they've given Rebecca Knox the mentally retarded dancer gimmick which put me off checking her out. Steen, Kenta, Devitt and Willie turning up will certainly reignite my interest though.

OMG OMG OMG OMG!! It's like WWE reached deep into my unconsciousness and pulled out the one thing I never realised I really REALLY fucking wanted. Team Slater Gator! Seriously, Heath and Titus as the dysfunctional, bickering but ultimately lovable odd couple is ingenious and whoever put them together needs a raise. And it can't stop here, I want a Team Hell No push with breakdowns, psychotherapy, hugs, the lot. Seeing as they love cultural stereotypes so much Titus needs to come out of this full on hick, fiddling with his Hank Williams, straw dangling out the mouth. I've no interest in their big programs but I think they're doing a fairly good job with their mid card acts right now. That's probably why I enjoyed Main Event far more than Raw. Not just Slater Gator but a Tyson Kid sighting! More Disgruntled Black Guy Trio, Usos/Rybaxel and the awesome Ambrose/ADR match. Fun show.

Meltzer's always been kind of weird and reluctant in praising Cena's in ring work. I literally can't bear to watch the Bellas. I think this is probably why everyone seems to have enjoyed Raw more than I did. Not even Steph the almighty can drag the broomstick out of Brie's backside. My favourite act is being wasted. And Ambrose wasn't even there!

I'm starting to turn on the Dust Brothers. It's getting a bit embarrassing week after week. Have they done anything yet? What am I missing. Are they working the b shows?

Jake's cobra chewing on Savage's arm, Superstars 1991. Liz screaming, Piper going nuts, Vince; "This was NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!" Honky makes an open challenge for his intercontinental title. Summerslam 88. DER NER NER NER NER NER NER!! (Warrior's theme). Shawn kicks poor old Marty into obscurity on the Barbershop. Mae Young gets her tits out. Royal Rumble 2000.

Is Davy Boy Jr any good as a face? His over the top "LOOK AT ME I'M A HEEL RAAAAHHHH!" shtick does my head in. Same with Archer. I agree with stomper that DB/Kojima and Gallows/Ishii were solid if unspectacular. I should probably go back to night one and watch the Suzuki match because Yano's been a pudgy burst of joy the last few days. That finish doesn't get old. Even Anderson was watchable. If this is the form AJ Styles has been on since leaving that shithole then I'll have to check out more 2014 AJ Styles. Another good night for him. I don't like Goto. In fact I usually amuse myself during his matches by pretending he's Meiko Satomura with a moustache (is that racist?). But this was a good match, not one of AJ's best as the first half was kinda forgettable, but the closing stretch was electric. I think the NJ fans are starting to take to AJ. Skipped the Shelton and Archer matches. Watched Tanahashi/Fale hoping it would be a secret gem. It wasn't but I liked the Fly Flow into the choke spot. Honma/Nakamura was good but didn't hit the level that they're capable of. Such a shame about the end, it was getting hot until they messed up that cradle pin thing and they didn't recover well. Yeah, the main felt like a typical New Japan Main Event. And you know what? It was mint. There were a couple of sluggish looking spots here and there but it never felt like there was any filler. They did well in building up to a desperate finishing run, both throwing it all in, but never going overboard. Naito could have at least acted groggy/fatigued when going up for his finish though. Dat ain't the time to stand around doing silly posing. No real complaints otherwise. Good night overall. Good crowd too. I'm getting soft.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Seriously though, the whole TNA story and the circumstances of its death is hilarious. It's like that film.

I haven't seen enough Freebirds to give a rational argument. Fact is, Gordy bores me to tears and Hayes is irritating as fuck. Shield is in my top 5 favourite acts in wrestling history. Badstreet though. What a tune.

That should be good. Love you two laughing at old wrestlecrap. OZ has top ten theme music of all time.

He strikes me as more of a horse than a goat.

*toes now tightly crossed along with fingers*