C.S.

Can't wait for Lexis King to win King of the Ring.

I hope this is another false rumor I've been swindled by. Brian Pillman Jr. is now - ugh - Lexis King. It's named after his late sister and mother, so it's meaningful to him, but still...

Regal is the only exception I can recall Tony ever making. Not counting the 1-2 people he fired or let go for outside issues (Jimmy Havoc, etc.) who never popped up in the E after.

Or the guy shouting SHAWN > BRET at Wheeler! Seriously though, I hope we do end up finding out more about the case. 99% of the wrestling media aren't actual journalists (and I'm probably being very generous by allowing a number as high as 1% in there), so it's entirely possible further details are never reported on.

I know Dave shit all over them, but Gorilla Monsoon, Lord Alfred Hayes, and Sean Mooney were all infinitely more listenable (is that a word?) than Michael Cole, because they at least sounded like real people with real emotions. WWE Prime Time Wrestling filler matches with Mooney and Lord Al on commentary just bantering about utter nonsense - like the pronunciation of Kato - remain happy memories from my childhood.

While I agree it sounds weird, I am hesitant to victim blame (I'm NOT suggesting this is what you're doing) and question his timing. Again, I come back to, what does anyone have to gain by making an outlandish allegation against a nobody like Wheeler? He's barely famous in wrestling circles and completely unknown outside of it. I mean, yeah, people do strange things every day, but I dunno. I see the guy doing the CM Punk troll gimmick just replied. Not even gonna bother with that nonsense. Is there a block button here?

Sarge should get in - should have gotten in years ago - but won't because of the silly "stolen valor" controversy. What are people going to do when they discover that Undertaker isn't dead?

Paul calling Roman, admits Roman is too cheap to pay for Peacock.

ProTip: If you're only going to contribute insults and nothing intelligent to go along with it, you're not going to have very fruitful discussions here. Bubbas @Embrodak and @The Thread Killer have disagreed with me and made their own points while remaining respectful (and vice versa, I hope). You might want to try their approach instead of...whatever this is. Good day to you, bubba.

Okay, bubba, thanks for posting.

So you think a random citizen just made up an outlandish road rage gun charge against a complete nobody like Cash? Okay, "bubba." I mean, I hope you're right - I do like FTR - but logic dictates otherwise. But PWO's gonna PWO. Guarantee you everyone here would would preemptively send Ryback to the electric chair if it were him. But because it's a good 'rassler who's good at the rasslin', he must be innocent. If the charges are true (and where there's smoke, there's usually fire), fuck him and I hope he rots in prison for a very long time.

Pat begging this shit crowd to react, LOL!

Triple H explains why Jade Cargill didn't appear on the main portion of WWE Fastlane: "Jade-a would have been overshadowed-a by Carlito-a making a return-a on the same-a show-a."

No Jade on the main show. What a waste.

Pretty sure it's been proven. Wasn't there cam footage? P.S. Using "bubba" is @KawadaSmile gimmick infringement.

Hope it's a life sentence. Fuck him!

While I'm not sure a Moxley version of that match would have been any better, at least it would have been something new and different for Lesnar, who was one of the stalest acts with the most formulaic matches at that point. Ultimately, I side with Moxley - just barely, but I do - because we saw Lesnar's version of that match, and it was the drizzling shits.

That's tied with Lesnar-Ambrose for the most disappointing WrestleMania match of the modern era.

Yeah, I got got. I blame the Emergency Test activating my vaccine and turning me into a zombie.

Well, you're a soothsayer. Update: Sorry, folks, I got taken in by a false report. Nothing to see here. Move along now.

Which would improve his presentation 110%. "Edgy" MJF relies on lazy cheap heat. He's a great character who doesn't need any of that and never has.

Why Christian is the best to ever do it!

The right winner. The right champion. Now hopefully Edge Adam Copeland does the honors for the man who has always been his superior in every single way. C H R I S T I A N ✝️ C A G E

And piss off everyone who paid $50* to order it? I doubt it. Future PPVs? Yes. This one eventually as part of a larger library? Sure. The day after it airs? Nah. *$20 internationally

A shameful way to end the show and guaranteed to send all of Christian's Peeps home unhappy. The amount of refunds Tony Khan would have to issue would make it a financial bloodbath for him.