C.S.

This can't be two-minute intervals...

Shit match, but creative finish.

Far from a great match, but the best match on this show.

Am I the only person from the States in this thread?

Bullshit finish. I kinda get it, but that doesn't mean I like it.

Both matches have been brutally disappointing.

Nakamura's Virgil gear is awful.

I care more about El-P's posts on France than anything that's happened on this show so far.

If/when I ever go, I'll have to get recommendations from you from where to go to avoid the tourist traps. Same here. This has been a fun house show, but that's about it.

I'm calling it right now: One of these Saudi wrestlers is winning the Greatest Royal Rumble.

I've heard that. Are they assholes to each other too, or just tourists? Make France Great Again!

Yikes! Yeah, Macron sounds awful. Is France as nice as it seems? I've always wanted to go there. I knew better, but I was really hoping Finn would stage his own little protest by wearing the rainbow gear.

BOOOOO!!! Finn sold out!

I WANT RAINBOW DEMON!!!

That's pretty hateable. Are you from France? Educate us on what's so bad about him. Everyone in the U.S. seems to think he's charming, at least compared to...well, a certain WWE Hall of Famer.

I know it will never happen, but I'd love for a masked wrestler to win the Rumble and then unmask as Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Charlotte, Alexa, whoever. (But not Asuka - that would be a terrible idea!)

As weird as the show has been, this thread has been equally as weird - Macron getting bashed (I thought most people liked him?) and Kim Jong Un getting praised.

Jimmy Uso and the selfish dick he calls a partner vs. Bludgeon Brothers should be a good match.

How drunk is Jericho right now?

I was rooting for That Indian Guy. Jeff "The Junkie" Hardy is useless to me. He's one DUI away from being fired, or worse. I have no sympathy or respect for someone so selfish and reckless. Ditto for Jey Uso. Fuck both those guys.

I'll mark out if Balor comes out in the rainbow getup. I'm not a fan, but that would make one.

Is that Nicholas in the crowd in a Cena shirt or a Saudi kid?

What are those orange blotches on the mat? They're distracting the hell outta me.

How is that 1993 "Wrestling Challenge" match going to burn out the crowd? LOL!

Is it just me or did that Cena "rah rah" speech feel really forced?