C.S.

Happened to me once with a grilled chicken sandwich or something like that, and I was an hour away from a bathroom. Not a fun experience. Their food is generally pretty good though (for fast food), if a little too greasy for my increasingly sensitive old man palette. Wait, how did we end up in this conversation? Back on topic: Johnny Gargano rules.

Mojo Rawley > Adam Cole, and I'm not even kidding. As a "surprise," Mojo is obviously flat, but he smokes Cole in every other way.

That's like being a Chick Fil-A chicken sandwich at McDonald's. Ok, well...despite the owner being a homophobic old creep, Chick Fil-A chicken sandwiches are awesome. Tasty, yes, but it's still fast food that upsets your stomach and gives you the shits.

That's like being a Chick Fil-A chicken sandwich at McDonald's.

Am the only one who has no use for The Undisputed Era? They seem like the vanilla-est of the vanilla midgets to me. Adam Cole's insignificant jobber showing the next night at Royal Rumble pretty much tells me he'll be the "star" of 205 Live by this time next year.

Prob just a "who the fuck is this" She's interviews stars and tries to be one. Just always trying to get herself over. Like Pillman said to Dok, "Hold the mic Hendrix. You're the prop now" Ive never heard anything but great things about her. Shes apparently one of the genuinely nice people in Hollywood. Wrestling fans are generally terrible people. Fuck everyone who runs down Menonous for no reason. Do I care one iota about her? No. But her presence isn't harming anything, and she's having the time of her life, so what's the problem? It was especially embarrassing when she was booed at the HOF. All of those trash fans should have been kicked out of the ceremony. In fact, I have no idea why the fans are even allowed to attend it - they add absolutely nothing to the show and actively take away from it.

Drake Maverick is far from a great name - it sounds like something spit out by the WWE Generic Name-o-Meter - but it's masterpiece compared to Rockstar Stud. And, even though this is a non-wrestling role on a c-level show, it's still a main roster call up. No wasting time in NXT for Spud Maverick.

True, but that could just be other women drinking the Kool-Aid. (Yes, it's still a storyline. I just don't understand why Bellas and Madusa are involved on Twitter.)

With the amount of WWE women bitching. it has to be an angle. Otherwise, it's career suicide for Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Sasha Banks (she apparently said something on a radio show). The Bellas are immune. Makes me wonder why they or Madusa said anything, as they're not going to be around for whatever this storyline is, presumably.

This isn't new though. He was saying that in the '90s too. After he left WWE, one of his criticisms was that RAW became "too much of a wrestling show again."

Yeah, it's pretty obvious everything that comes out of Vince Russo's mouth now is a giant work to "infuriate the smarks." He realizes he can "do no right" in anyone's eyes, so he's embraced it IMO. With that said, Roode is pretty boring. Even though it's a worked "hot take" by Russo and Vito, I too prefer Mojo Rawley and see a much bigger upside in him. The match itself was nothing special though.

I've never understood the idolatry for Barbie Doll Trish. Is it just me?

Please give me the week off too. I still haven't watched the match I was given two weeks ago, and I never assigned a match to the person I was given last week (nor have I gotten one from him). On top of that, I think the last two people I was assigned never got around to watching/writing about the matches I gave them (unless I missed a post).

I agree. Nothing on this show was as good as Gargano-Almas (IMO), but comparing both overall shows, the Rumble easily comes out ahead.

Honestly, that was the best main roster WWE PPV in a long, long time. Both Rumbles were fantastic. The undercard wasn't as strong, but nothing was truly terrible.

OMG! I was not expecting Ronda after we didn't get her in the Rumble match. NICE fake-out!

Asuka is winning.

Mild reaction for #30: Trish "Not Ronda" Stratus.

Fun spot with Cattie and Beth, best friends hugging and crying before the inevitable turn.

In a perfect world, Becky Lynch would win the Women's Rumble. Alas, we live in a very imperfect world.

Lesnar is the worst. Glad that dogshit is over with. Time for the main event: Steph on commentary (plus, I think there's a match happening too).

I'm still burned out from that magnificent men's Rumble.

Best Rumble of the Network era by a mile!

Dolph's HBK cosplay act is as wretched as ever.

Jinder will do the monster clear-out.