C.S.

Nothing wrong with vodka, but did he have to write a chapter after every shot?

His "appreciation of vodka" made him come across as an immature drunken asshole in his third book, which was almost unbearable to read as a result. Sucks, because I adore his first book and didn't mind his second either.

Bet you it's Seth Rollins. I think that would qualify as "someone nuts."

HOW YOU DOIN'!!!

Woo Woo Woo, you know it!

WTF was the point of that?! Miz hardly needs yet another I-C Title reign (and I like Miz). Poor Zack.

Sickens me how quickly Breeze has been turned into nothing.

Sucks that Breeze is his sacrificial lamb though. What a waste.

How the hell did Apollo Crews get a call-up when he hasn't done jack shit in NXT?!?!

Is this Barrett's swan song? I know he didn't renew his contract, but I'm not sure when it expires.

Some more that I don't think have been mentioned yet: The Sheepherders The Bushwhackers The Hart Foundation Vicious and Delicious (Buff Bagwell and Scott "Flash" Norton - shit team, but good name) I think it's a cool as hell name, and a perfect mirror to their all-time archrivals, the Midnight Express. Could be a cultural translation thing - I have no idea - but far be it for me to tell you that your opinion is "wrong" somehow, when you're perfectly entitled to disagree and feel the way you do.

The Blackjacks The Rock 'n Roll Express (surprised this hasn't been mentioned) The Public Enemy

He's not wrong, folks. I was honestly wondering the same thing about the Nakamura character myself. Hence why I made the comment about Vince and Dunn seeing the act and turning him into someone who wears pink tights and shoots hearts out of a glitter gun. Nakamura has very weird, effeminate movements and mannerisms. If noticing the obvious makes us homophobic, *shrug*. I don't think so though. This is pro wrestling, where they trot out acts such as Goldust, Adorable Adrian Adonis, and Johnny B. Badd - all of whom were far more subtle in their "flamboyance" than Nakamura. Based on the "grammar" of pro wrestling, it's a very reasonable question to ask. No one is saying these characters represent homosexuality and homosexuals in the real world - of course not - but you could definitely make a case for wondering if Nakamura represents what it historically has been in wrestling, for better or worse (always worse, of course).

It came across to me as a weird speech at first, but only because it was delivered by an actual human being and someone wholly outside the wrestling bubble. You could tell she was more bemused by her dad's crazy career than anything else. There was a bit of affection for wrestling but none of the reverence you got from the rest of the speeches (even Dana Warrior is "all in" now), and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

He tried, but see, on Total Divas, Nikki whined to Cena for being a hardass rehab trainer and *gasp* - are you sitting down for this? - not letting her drink wine.

Steph being spared was a - wait for it - WrestleMania Moment!

Maybe it's because I'm exhausted, but this made me laugh hysterically.

I have no idea what's happened in this match at all. Too damn tired.

Bruno on Legends With JBL is more exciting news than anything that's happened on this show!

Is Rock trying to turn heel with this crap?

Baron Corbin was the only winner that made sense.

This was a one-move match, but man, what a move!

Fantastic commentary from JBL post-match. Why can't they be like this all the time?

I hope Charlotte holds it until the next Mania and Sasha wins it then. Glad Hell in a Cell isn't the main event.

Ambrose/Lesnar is not only the worst (major) match I've seen all year, it's almost one of the most disappointing matches I've ever seen. Just shit. Pure, unadulterated dogshit.