C.S.

And none of that - none of it - paints WWE in a favorable light. Instead, it shows that they're still - once again, as always, business as usual - a rigid, inflexible company that forces its own agenda while ignoring the hot hand they've been dealt organically over and over and over again. So, they're buying for it Cody? Look, I love Cody - probably more than anyone on this board - but really?!

You post a lot of ridiculous shit - yes, I know I do too - but this takes the cake. Sami Zayn is a Syrian-Canadian who runs a major charity - Sami for Syria - and would be an awesome representative for WWE and check all the boxes when it comes to diversity, hard work, being inspirational, etc. He's absolutely the type of representative you bring to meet potential buyers and media players. In fact, as you yourself pointed out, Sami was the go-to guy for one of those media types - Johnny Knoxville. You don't trust a celeb with just anyone. The only crimp - and the real reason Sami isn't main eventing WrestleMania - is because of the Saudi blood money deal.

Remind me again: Why the hell are we getting Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes? This is the match everyone wants to see!

Women's Rumble was pretty dull the first half, but it picked up in the second half and got red hot toward the final stretch - Nia notwithstanding.

Why would Lacey be thrilled to see her?

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Too late. She broke something. A record. Quickest elimination. WTF was that?

PIPER NIVEN No more Doudrop bullshit. I honestly hope she wins - Piper vs. Bianca would be a banger because they've had bangers before.

This match has been a colossal bore so far.

If not Mami, I think it'll be Bayley.

Mami has to win this, right?

Sub attacked him and took his mask.

Seth's marriage to Becky must be on the rocks if he's taking her to Applebee's.

I completely zoned out, so you're probably right.

I don't want to hear another word about Mauro's forced pop culture references - Pat McAfee comparing this neon abomination to "The Last of Us" is a bad joke.

"THIS IS AWESOME!" "YOU'VE STILL GOT IT!"

Austin Theory being in the final four - BLAH!

This feels like a massive mistake and the beginning of fans turning on Cody - if not tonight, then soon. Should've called an audible and had Sami enter and win.

Imagine if Cody gets accidentally eliminated.

UGHHHHH @ Logan Paul CODY #30 NO SAMI

Not to me, honestly.

If Booker T is the only surprise, that sucks.

So, in other words, no one else showed up? I'm sorry.

You must be real fun at parties.

Was Kofi eliminated with the chair spot?