El Dragon

Working an injury but hitting spots that seem even more impressive due to you selling the leg? Someone give Rollins and Cole tale of this match stat!

The Two comments above this are hilarious.

We don’t want to put you through this Matt. I’m going to mute my TV. I don’t know how Byron Sexton became WWEs best announcer on a PPV, but boy is that a worrying statement.

Live Event, August 9th, Columbus, Georgia Giant Haystacks defeated Tom Prichard via in 6:18 hitting a Running Elbow Drop. Jeff Sword defeats Italian Stallion via Pinfall in 9:16 when Doug Vines ran in, distracting the ref, and Sword hit a Low Blow. Tim Horner defeats Doug Vines via Disqualification in 3:33 when Jeff Sword jumped Horner. The Duo beatdown Horner, throwing him into the ring post, leaving Horner bleeding. David Sammartino and Brutus Beefcake defeat The Great Kokina And Jose Lothario in 11:58 when Sammartino pinned Lothario with a Crossbody off the top rope, while Kokina was distracted with Giant Haystacks making his way down to ringside. Harley Race w/ Paul Ellering defeats The Mongol via Pinfall in 7:24 with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Ken Patera and Jerry Blackwell made their way down to the ring for the next match as Race was on his way back, and had words, and appeared to almost come to blows. Ken Patera w/ Jerry Blackwell defeats Brett Wayne Sawyer w/ Don Muraco & Gary Hart via Submission in 21:33 with the Full Nelson. Post Match, Blackwell and Patera teased jumping Muraco, but Harley Race joined him in the ring, as Blackwell and Patera slowly retreat. ”The Ebony Express of Ray Candy and Leroy Brown defeat Mr. Saito and Hiro Saito w/ Miss Doll by Disqualification in 13:48 when Miss Doll hit Leroy Brown with her Loaded Purse. Post Match Saito and his cohorts beat down Brown and Candy until Butch Reed runs out, sending them packing. Reed takes a microphone and demands a match a match with one of them. Saito has some brief words with Miss Doll, and she grabs the microphone and says Kim Duk will wrestle Butch Reed, but only if Reed puts his National Title on the line. Reed swiftly agrees. AWA National Title Match “Hacksaw” Butch Reed defeats Kim Duk w/ Mr. Saito, Miss Doll, and Hiro Saito Via Pinfall in 13:01 when he hit a Jumping Lariat. Post match, Saito jumped Reed, and the 3 Japanese men left Reed laying. Main Event, Georgia Tag Team Championship Match Rick Martel and Les Thornton defeat Arn and Ole Anderson in 26:08 via Count Out after Martel hit Arn with a Crossbody off the apron, and just beat the 10 count. The Andersons retain via count-out.

Such a sharp piece of barbed wire Johnny is grabbing it with his bare hands.

2nd Rope Canadian Destoryer, kick out. FUCK. THIS. MATCH.

“This has gone too far” damn right it has Nigel.

Sure, a Panama Sunrise of a Ladder is supposed to do more then one of the turnbuckle, sure. Okay. Whatever.

I never want to watch these two wrestle ever again.

Welp that might be a Concussion for Cole.

Holy Shit a Cage Match with no escape. Ain’t it novel.

Cole joining my “AJ Styles RoH 2nd Anniversary Show” and “Seth Rollins against Dean Ambrose” club of “how not to sell the leg” club.

Also gee I wonder if Gargano wins this fall when they have the Cell above the ring. I’d die laughing if Cole wins in 2 falls.

MVP of the match goes to the chair for being thrown at Cole, hitting him, and miraculously going back to being setup.

Did he really just Brainbuster Gargano onto his own “bad” knee and not react?

Cole getting knee worked on all match, still hits a Wheelbarrow into a German, still haven’t had fall.

Funny this is if this way a one fall match I would be pretty okay with this so far, other then Cole kneed a ringstep and then had his Knee hit on the apron and he keeps running.

The Sunrise is bad in a what a silly move way, the Last Shot is bad in a “You just hit a fucking Canadian Destroyer, nobody gives a shit about your running leg” way.

Have we talked about the Last Shot being an absolutely abysmal finisher?

I wonder if there is a phrase that fills my soul with dread regarding a wrestling match the. “Two competitors who idolized Shawn Michaels”

This is a match I am expecting to hate watch.

And both heels win there matches in the women’s division, while they have no faces that are super over. Unless Kai is healthy, I don’t know what direction the women’s division is going.

Mia also just wrestles super awkward. She misses the Yakuza, but doesn’t hang her leg up. She just puts her leg down and waits to be Kneed.

Also this crowd could not give a single shit about this match.

Welp Nigel shouted out Volk Han do I’m obligated to love him.