CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ASSOCIATION: EPISODE #20: July 22, 1988
The traditional CWA opening is played with some music being played as we see all the big stars of Memphis past hitting big moves. One exception is there is no Jerry “The King” Lawler in the intro.
Before we get to the opening segment, Championship Wrestling opens to a montage from this past Monday night at the Mid-South Coliseum. We see Terry Gordy hitting the powerslam on Nature Boy Buddy Landel for the pin and the ref handing the Southern Heavyweight Title to Gordy. The next part of the video focuses on the Southern Tag Team Tournament where, at the end, we see Jerry Jarrett hand the Southern Tag Titles to The Assassins, only to have the Assassins take off their masks and reveal themselves as “Dirty” Dutch Mantel and “The Heartthrob” Austin Idol.
(As the show starts, with see Lance Russell and Dutch Mantell with Austin Idol, and there with their new Southern Tag Team Titles draped over their shoulders.) Mr. Hughes, Dutch’s bodyguard, is in the picture but he just stands with his arms folded, sunglasses on, looking as mean as possible.
Lance Russell: Yeeellow Everybody. Fans, welcome to another edition of championship wrestling, the world leader in professional wrestling. This is professional wrestling like it used to be and the way you like it. I’m Lance Russell and alongside me as always is the Dirty Dutchman, Dutch Mantell. Dutch, what in the heck was that all about last Monday night at the Coliseum. I mean I’ve seen you do some pretty sneaky things around here but that one takes the cake.
Dutch: Well another show… another insult. I mean would it kill you to congratulate Autis Idol and myself on becoming the Southern Tag Team Champions.
(You here a gasp from the fans who were not at the show this past Monday and didn’t know that Dutch and Austin Idol won the title)
Lance: Yea… I thought the Assassins won the tournament and so did Jerry Jarrett. I’m sure he’ll have something to say about this.
Austin Idol: So good to see you again also Lance. I know you are thrilled to have the Universal Heartthrob back in Memphis. I mean it took Dutch and I one day… that’s right just one day to rise to the top of the mountain … a place we plan on staying for a long, long time. There isn’t a team around who can take these titles from us. Now I’ve heard you say Jerry Jarrett will have something to say about Dutch and I winning these Southern Tag Titles. Lance, I’m not sure that is even possible. Did you see that imbecile Jerry Jarrett’s face when he handed us the titles and then we took off those Assassin masks? I mean his jaw hit the floor so hard I’m sure he broke it in about 4 places. I’m sure it’s wired shut by now.
Dutch: Oh wouldn’t that be great. A Jarrett with a wired jaw.
Lance: You two are impossible. I think his jaw is just fine and I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes those titles right back from you and awards them to Superstar Bill Dundee and “The Fab One” Steve Keirn.
On cue, Dundee and Keirn come out to the applause of the crowd. While Lance begs for some decorum, Dundee and Keirn don’t seem to care and get right in the face the Champs are yelling about how they stole the title.
Next to the scene is Jerry Jarrett who seems to agree with Dundee and Keirn and seems about to strip the titles from Dutch and Idol.
Dutch: Hold on their just a minute Mr. President. You did everything in your power to keep me out of this tournament. I applied 3 times and you turned me down just out of spite. Now Austin and myself win the tournament and you have the nerve to even think about handing our titles to a team we just beat.
Jerry Jarrett: Spite had nothing to do with it. There were rules. You needed to be a current tag team and send in footage for the Board of Directors to evaluate. You never fulfilled these requirements. That is the reason you were not allowed in the tournament.
Dutch: And did the midget and the girl with the blonde hair to my right fulfill these requirements.
Jerry Jarrett: If you are referring to Superstar Bill Dundee and Steve Keirn…. No, they did not fulfill all of the requirements as they were not currently wrestling together but they were given an exception as they were past Southern Tag Team Champions. This was also the reason why the Assassins were allowed into the tournament as they were 4-time Southern Tag Team Champions. Now you two… please hand me those…
Austin Idol: Man, Jarrett, you must have taken more shots to the head then I thought. Were Dutch Mantell and I not the Continental World Tag Team Champions on two separate occasions. This is the actual world titles previously recognized by Memphis as the real World Champions! Is this not the same exception you gave to Dundee and Keirn and the Assassins?
You can almost see the sails come out of Jarrett as his shoulders suddenly slump and his face goes from one of excitement as he was about to hand the titles to Dundee and Keirn to one of depression as he realizes that he has been had and there is nothing he can do about taking the titles from The Universal Heartthrob and Dirty Dutch. He quickly composes himself and then lets Dundee and Keirn know that they will get the first Southern Tag Team shot and that match will take place this Monday night at the Mid-South Coliseum. Nobody is really happy with the outcome of this situation as Lance tries to refocus the show.
Lance tries to get the show back on track but you can even see his frustration that Dutch and Idol are still going to be the champion.
Lance: Well, that we be a great match. We will have more on Monday night’s card a little later but let me tell you about our show here tonight. Shane Douglas will be taking Devil #1. Exotic Adrian Street will be in action against “No Class” Donny Bass. Dick Slater & Jos Leduc will be taking on Trent Knight and Cougar Jay. Newcomer Mando Guerrero from the legendary Guerrero family will be making his in-ring debut here in Championship Wrestling and in our main event it will be “The Nature Boy” Buddy Landel taking on Too Cold Scorpio. That and a whole lot more. It looks like the timekeeper is ready to go so let’s get the action started.
MATCH #1
“The Franchise” Shane Douglas vs Devil #1 with Ron Wright
While Douglas controlled almost all of the match, Ron Wright, the leader of the Christian Wrestler’s Association, had a plan. At one point, Devil #1 was out on the floor trying to recover. The ref prevented The Franchise from going out to continue the assault. This is when Ron Wright ordered Devil #2 back into the ring.
As Douglas came over to meet who he thought was the battered Devil #1, he was ambushed by a fresh Devil #2 who ended up shocking Douglas with a roll up, grab of the tights and feet on the ropes for the pin. The crowd had seen the entire thing and was screaming at the ref.
Suddenly, Jeff Jarrett appears and demonstratively explains what happened. Ron Wright was screaming from his wheelchair that JJ was lying. The ref went over to talk to Ron Wright and this is when he saw the battered Devil #1 lying on the ground, half under the ring. He quickly reversed his decision and ordered the match to continue.
Douglas quickly tossed Devil #2 out of the ring and JJ tossed Devil #1 into the ring.
WHAM… Belly to Belly Suplex by Douglas and the ref makes the 3-count. The crowd is all smiles now as we head to break.
Commercials/Promos for upcoming show on Monday at the Mid-South Coliseum
When we come out of break, Jeff Jarrett and Shane Douglas are
Lance: Well Shane, I bet your happy Jeff was there watching your match.
Shane Douglas: You got that right Lance. Jeff and I have seen a lot of nonsense going on around here lately and we’ve decided to watch each other’s backs. So people like Ron Wright, Tommy Rich, Buddy Landel and most of all Dirty Dutch Mantell… you better think twice before coming after me or Jeff.
Lance Russell: That sounds like a good plan to me. Now I just heard that it will be you and Jeff against Devil’s Duo this Monday night at the Coliseum.
Jeff Jarrett: Sounds good to me. I’m always excited to show these fans what I got and now, with Shane in my corner, Ron Wright better watch his step… or watch his roll I guess I should stay. Devils, you better be ready for the fight of your life.
Next out to the podium is “The Nature Boy” Buddy Landel who kind of shoos Douglas and Jarrett away even though they had already left the podium.
Lance: Well Buddy… not a familiar position for you to be out here without a title belt as Terry Gordy is now the Southern Heavyweight Champion.
Buddy Landel: The only reason Terry Gordy is the champion is because that jealous, no talent Dick Slater interfered in my match.
Lance Russell: Now that is not exactly true.
Buddy Landel: Nobody asked you Pencil Neck. As I was about to say, I was born and breed to be a champion. I am the Nature Boy…Now this Monday night, I will prove to everyone that Ugly Bird Terry Gordy is no match for me. I will get my Southern Title back and then I will deal with Dirty and Smelly Dick Slater.
Lance Russell: We’ll just have to wait until Monday at the Mid-South Coliseum to see about that. That is if you even get to Monday night as you have a big match with Too Cold Scorpio in just a little while.
Buddy Landel just shakes his head and walks off as if Lance had insulted him by saying that a match with Too Cold Scorpio would be a tough contest.
MATCH #2
Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda vs “No Class” Donny Bass
Bass comes to the ring antagonizing the fans every step of the way. As Adrian and Miss. Linda prance their way to the ring, you can just see Don Bass laughing at the Exotic One. Bass tries, to no avail, to intimidate Street by getting right in his face but this only leads to a kiss on the check by Street. Now enraged, Bass rushes in but just gets tied into knots by Street and this is basically how the entire match goes until ….
With Street locking in the sleeper, Rip Rogers and Terri come to the ring and surround Ms. Linda. The Exotic one sees none of this as his back is to this situation. Ms. Linda notices Rip first as he is closing in on her from the right. She begins to back peddle until she crashes right into a brick wall….Terri Powers!
Terri quickly lifts Ms. Linda over her knee and begins to spank her as Ms. Linda is flailing all around. Rip, to the shock of Lance, gives a few spanks of his own.
Suddenly, Exotic Adrian turns and sees what is going on and he let’s go of Don Bass and rushes after Rip and Terri. Rip and Terri see him coming and head for the hills. Exotic Adrian rushes after them as the ref has no choice but to complete the 10 count and award Don Bass the win.
Exotic Adrian, who did not catch Ms. Linda’s assaulters, comes to console an obviously distraught valet. Lance leaves the podium and goes over to the situation.
Lance: Adrian, I know you are angry right now but
Adrian: I’ve been European champion on 4 occasions, held titles in 37 countries and wrestled on every continent in the world and I have never come across such a disrespectful duo as Rip Rogers and Terri Powers. Now, you might not know this Lance, but Ms. Linda is a great wrestler in her own right but tonight she, as you say here in America, was “Pearl Harbored.” I know Ms. Linda and she is more angry then me and what happened tonight. So, how about this… Monday night in the Mid-South Coliseum we have ourselves a little intergender match to see who is the real beautiful couple and who truly are the better wrestlers.
Lance Russell: Well there you have it folks… a challenge has been handed down for this Monday night.
As Exotic Adrian walks off we can here Dutch muttering to himself that he doesn’t think there is even a contest to see who the beautiful couple is.
Commercials/Promos for upcoming show on Monday at the Mid-South Coliseum
When we come out of break, the new Southern Heavyweight Champion, Terry Gordy, is at the podium.
Lance Russell: Congratulations Terry on becoming the new Southern Heavyweight Champion.
Terry Gordy: Thank you Lance but it really comes as no surprise. I’ve been saying for weeks that there isn’t a man alive that can beat me one on one especially not the spoiled, silver-spoon in his mouth Buddy Land…del. I heard him out here earlier saying the only reason he lost to me was because of Dick Slater. I don’t think so. The reason he lost is a nearly slammed his sorry excuse of a wrestler through the mat. He’s lucky to be walking right now. Not sure he will be so lucky after Monday.
Match #3
“The Rebel” Dick Slater & “The Canadian Lumberjack” Jos Leduc destroy Trent Knight & Cougar Jay with the end coming by way of the bearhug by Leduc.
A quick promo by Dick Slater about how it is finally time that Tommy Rich has stopped hiding and that he can’t wait for Monday night to get his ounce of flesh for all that Wildfire has put him through in the last year.
Commercials/Promos for upcoming show on Monday at the Mid-South Coliseum
Before our next match, Mando Guerrero is at the podium with Lance Russell.
Lance Russell: Welcome to Championship Wrestling Mando. You and your family are legendary in this sport.
Mando Guerrero: (comes out to Mexican mariachi music, wearing a sombrero, poncho slung over his shoulder, and a double string of bullets acting as a vest. Joining Mando is a huge man wearing a black mask who is actually Cannonball Grizzly) Hola Lance… you are one of my favorite people!! How do you like this guy with me. He is Dr. D… Dr. Diobolico. Just look at the size of him. He, like all people is a real man. Not the like the boys here in Tennessee. He is vicious. He is evil. … Diabolic as you say in Engles. Let me tell you something… we are here for one reason and one reason only. I am Mexico’s avenging angel, and I am going to avenge all the bad things the people of Tennessee tried to do to my people in Mexico. Wherever we go, you people will remember this Mexican!! I come from a long, long line of fighting greats. I am a direct descendent of Poncho Villa. The Guererros have the background. We have the skill. We have desire. Oh and let’s not forget… I have Dr. Diobolico to take care of anything I need done. Together we are going to take your bubble gum wanna be wrestlers and do as we please with them. Gutter rats like Bill Dundee will wish he never saw these Mexicans arrive. Some can be said for the other rats of Tennessee, Jeff and Jerry Jarrett.
Lance Russell: Okay, that’ll be enough of that. Mando, I believe you have a match right now.
Dutch Mantell: Well, it’s about time we got some class and culture around here. Mando is a real breath of fresh air around here.
Lance Russell: Oh yea… real class and culture there. You really are blind aren’t you Dutch.
Match #4
Mando Guerrero with Dr. Diabolico defeats Jimmy Del Ray with the Guerrero Special Submission. After the bout Dr. D adds in a few punches of his own before tossing Del Ray to the arena floor.
Commercials/Promos for upcoming show on Monday at the Mid-South Coliseum
MAIN EVENT MATCH
The Nature Boy Buddy Landel defeats Too Cold Scorpio with the Figure 4 after a tough match.
Lance: Now let’s remember that big night coming up on Monday the Mid-South Coliseum. Two big title matches plus 5 other huge bouts. It’s going to be one heck of a show. Until next time, Bye Bye ya’ll.
MID-SOUTH COLISEUM CARD FOR MONDAY JULY 24, 1988
Mando Guerrero vs Cougar Jay
Too Cold Scorpio vs Big Money Marcus
Dirty White Boy with Ron Wright vs Sweet Brown Sugar
Jeff Jarrett & Shane Douglas vs Devil’s Duo with Ron Wright
Grudge Match
“The Rebel” Dick Slater vs Tommy “Wildfire” Rich
Southern Tag Team Title Match
Dutch Mantell & Austin Idol © vs Superstar Bill Dundee & Steve Keirn
Southern Heavyweight Title Match
“Freebird” Terry Gordy © vs “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel