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I guess maybe lol at this timeline where we might get The Rock in a War Games match in 2024

If War Games isn't Roman/Usos/Sami vs Bloodline Hollywood, waterwedune here

I didn't think the HIAC match was particularly good, either. Lot of real phony looking shit, especially with the wrenches. Drew was doing all the heavy lifting and the only thing to really get a reaction from me was the terrible looking bump on the steps Drew took for the Claymore miss on the steps. So stupid it's been a nearly year long angle over a fucking friendship bracelet complete with the blow off ending with a bag of beads instead of tacks or glass in a HIAC and it was treated completely seriously.

Can HHH do the impossible and have Bret and Goldberg unite to help Sami win the title?

That was the sloppiest match I've seen in ages. fucking lol that Cole and Graves multiple times couldn't even tell who was the one executing the move because it was so ugly and actually called it wrong multiple times because of it.

Not that I was particularly worried AEW was going to be gone anytime soon, but good to know the bag is secured for years to come.

Does that include the part of her saying Godzilla doesn't have her thighs, and Mothra doesn't have her flaps?

I don't think Okada has done any of that sleepwalking through 15-20 minutes of the match has happened in AEW at all because all of his singles matches have had 20 minute time limits due to CC rules. The only matches to go over 20 minutes have been in tags with the Bucks.

Lol at people finding out Bruce is the most pathetic jocksniffer to ever exist

Double also, Takeshita vs. Okada/Ospreay is going to rule. Triple also, gotta do more with Kyle Fletcher. Quad also, how fucking bad was Mark Davis' wrist injury that he's been out of action for over a year (also Bandito)?

Also, completely baffling how much Double J has absolutely fucking ruled in AEW in his late 50s when he was such an albatross of enjoyment from 1993-like 2015 with a handful of enjoyable periods, almost genuinely ironically when he was a babyface.

Always lol to see the late stage WCW comparisons when at that point, WCW had been absolute dogshit for years and in complete free fall viewership/tickets/quality programming when AEW over extending themselves booking venues bigger than they should a year in advance but putting on frequently great shows and nearly every PPV here specifically is effusive praise for how great AEW is. Also the memory holing of those weekly pics of Raw/SD where the entire hard cam side is empty for like....a decade straight.

Also Mariah May has absolutely zero juice outside of being associated with Toni Storm

Darby winning the big one but in the process retiring Bryan seems very unsatisfactory, but Mox beating Bryan and Darby beating Mox also isn't very satisfying. Will be interesting to see how it all turns out, but AEW has done great with long term angles for ages so I'm willing to see where it goes before getting down on it.

A 20 minute Jericho tv match in 2020 was enough to get me to tap out of Dynamite until they got crowds back, can't imagine that shit in 2024. Just seeing Jericho vs OC again in 2024 was enough to make me immediately tune out even if the rest of the card looked rad.

MCMG to WWE seems years too late as they're already both in their 40s and a NXT run of THEY'RE HERE for a year or two seems like it won't be anything more than what they'd get out of AEW run. However, the idea that they'll get a 2 year in ring run and then be agents with Petey and Abyss seems like the main benefit and idea of signing with WWE over AEW for them specifically.

https://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1833312007824548269 lmao

The missed axe kick to clam jammed thumbtacks spot was somehow both visceral and hilarious. The swanton table spot was brutal. There were a couple of other seriously bad looking bumps Willow took during the match that look like the kind of things to take someone out of action for a while. Has OC ever considered cutting his hair a little shorter so he doesn't have to constantly move it out of his eyes. It's almost like a tic at this point for him. He'll even do it in the middle of spots sometimes, but also before and after every spot. Mox going full Funk was pretty unexpected.

I don't know if I'm aging and test is dropping, but boy it sure seems like there are so many more genuinely emotional feel good moments in the last couple of years across the industry than I can every remember.

No way, show is stacked Hangman/Swerve insanity Ospreay/Pac Garcia/MJF Willow/Stat street fight Okada/Briscoe/Orange/Takeshita which should surely lead to both Okada vs OC and Okada vs Takeshita Shada/Shida Would have to think Bryan vs Perry will be the best match of Jungle Boy's career

Boy that sounds like something Bruce should not be making any comments on

I can not imagine the insanity those two will get up to at All Out, but it definitely should be the main event and it should make us all question what the fuck we're watching like some disgusting early 00s Japanese shindy deathmatch promotion.

Lmao it actually happened. Can not imagine the insanity they'll get up to try to top their Texas Death Match.

I believe in TK to see through that social media video leading to Hangman setting that house on fire in the next 4 days. https://x.com/aew/status/1831395863869964759 you love to see it :wow:

Double J had pretty good punches even in late 80s Memphis, so in 202x, that's pure god tier. Remember the multiple angles from 2000-2012 entirely built around Jerry Lawler punching someone purely because his punches were so great?