Ok, so I put in the Legends Q&A from earlier this year in and this was an entertaining group of guys to throw together...
Kamala, Missing Link, Marty Jannetty, Koko B Ware, Jake the Snake, One Man Gang, Tito Santana... and Ballz Mahoney(???)
Anyway, Marty Jannetty tells a fucking hilarious story about a night with the Iron Sheik.
In Des Moines Iowa, marty wanted to fuck some girl but had one of his former ring rats waiting for him so Marty tells Sheik to look after the old fling. While Marty is in his hotel room, the cops come to Marty's room looking for the Iron Sheik. Marty got rid of the cops then rushed to Sheik's room. On his way there, he sees the ambulance lights and sees a girl being stretchered out on a gurney.
In Iron Sheik's voice...
"Marty, you ask me to look after girl. You know you tell me keep eye on girl. I take care of girl for you. End of night I bring her up to room to wait for you. She tires so I give her little something you know, to keep her up Marty, you know I do that for you. Then the girl talk about drink so I give her some drink. she get a little nervous so I give her some pills, calm her down. Marty, you know, I do this for you. and then all of a sudden Marty I give her everything in the world and then she looked at me and said "Marty, where's Marty?" I said, Marty no disrespect, but I said "A Fuck Marty, did Marty give you coke, did Marty give you all things A to Z?"
Then Marty, I give her short clothesline.
Marty: "Sheik, short clothesline? She's on a gurney outside.
Sheik: "Oh, she moved. "