I figured I'd put this here.
Tonight was opening night at "The Music Man". I'm playing Charlie Cowell, Anvil salesman.
And for my bio in the program I went with :
"John Hedgepeth (Charlie Cowell) originally of New Jersey, is appearing in his fourth show at Jesters. He has previously played loudmouths in Fiddler On The Roof, The Producers, and Guys and Dolls. He's looking forward to continuing the tradition with The Music Man. He would like to thank Louis Albano, Fred Blassie, Ernie Roth, Randy Poffo, and Virgil Runnels for their inspiration."