Johnny Sorrow

Jerry Lawler: Nemesis: Bill Dundee Arch Enemy: Jimmy Hart Jimmy Valiant: Nemesis: Jerry Lawler Arch Enemy: Paul Jones Magnum TA: Nemesis: Nikita Koloff Arch Enemy: Tully Blanchard

Thunderbolt Patterson is my favorite crazy old wrestler on Facebook. He post every anti BLM, pro Trump, Jesus has favorites, typical stupid meme there is but also the ones about how we should, and rightly, be proud of Gabby Douglas for her athletic work. He's adorable.

It's fucking hilarious that some of you are getting worked up about Parv's verkackta "scores". "How can you give so and so a FOUR?" Haha. A dude makes up a scoring system and fucking OCD motherfuckers can't help but treat it as something real. 😂 Oh and Jake wasn't a star before WWF cause before that he was a guy nobody had ever heard of unless you lived in the areas that had the TV he was on or read the mags.

It was a weird attempt to do something nuanced about politics mixed with the old trope of a wrestler going with a manager he had fueded with.

The fan in me was cheering for Jack. The Internet smark fan in me was pissed that Jack lost cause Japan. The grown up in me realizes they're creating a cruiser weight division and Jack is gonna be huge in that and Tozawa will just get forgotten and this isn't real, it's theatre. But it Kinda feels like when they debuted Great Sasuke against Taka and Taka was the guy everyone liked. And again, the fan me says "Boooo! Tozawa stinks And his dumb reverse German stinks and the only reason it came off as deadly was because of Jack." Fuck Tozawa. 😄 Noam Dar looks like a less tough Chico Marx.

So am I the only one who sees Joe as the obvious hero in this situation? He's right that he had to jump through hoops and earn his shot while Nak has been rocketed to a title shot while wearing Liza Manelli's cocktail dress as a shirt and a pair of pants from Sammy Hagar's yard sale. And Nak doing his stupid "I'm so wacky " shit at Joe during a joint interview came off as total disrespect to the god damned Champ who was conducting himself like a real man. Samoa Motherfucking Joe is gonna drop that Japanese Russell Brand zilch on top of his awful haircut and show the world who the motherfucking Champion is.

Must be a low orbit. HIII-YOO!

Please, if these dum dums had smoked some weed they'd have lightened the fuck up. 😀

Oh, if that's actually the case the Alberto's my hero.

So I'm picturing Del Rio and Paige doing blow and fucking like rabbits in hotel rooms across the country. 😎

Because lots of folks are still having to come to grips with the fact that Jericho, who became the most hated guy amongst "smart" fans for a myriad of reasons that are totally fucking awful and stink, is currently fucking awesome with his latest reinvention of his character, that is completely based on all the "real life" things dummies were hating him for. That's a lot for small minds to handle, so his initial debut must have been forgotten. 😎

Jericho and Owens are so funny and perfect I'm scared they're gonna end up getting turned by the crowd.

Totally different Athena.

Again, awesome and the lack of response is an indictment of all of you.

I'd imagine the bitching is from the OCD about wrestling weirdos going "Old guys must put over new guys! No matter what cause these are the rules !"

I loved Mauro saying "Explain a headlock, Danial!" and Bryan going "Uhhh"

Here's how it's done.

True. But him putting over AA is further proof that he's not exactly a heel commentator. I don't know if he's really getting them over either, though we'll have to wait and see. The idea of a heel commentator who only likes the heels and always hates the good guys is too limiting and silly. That's why Jesse and Monsoon were so great together. For the most part neither was completely one way or another.

Well back in 2006-2007 he put over London and Kendrick like a maniac and right now he's putting over American Alpha like gangbusters.

Remember what his arm looked like? It was like he had a melon under his skin.

How much of these guys have you seen outside of the Cruiserweight Classic? That is a pretty bold statement that just isn't true and I love both guys.It doesn't matter. I'm the audience that needs to be impressed and Sabre thus far has been awful and Gallagher has been great.And apparently Sabre has been told to work as a heel from management so that might work cause he's completely hateable. After seeing one match of these guys you can not say that one is a hundred times better than the other.I can actually say whatever I want since I made it clear that this is what I've seen from them. Based on that, and nearly four decades of watching this shit I can clearly see that Gallagher is by far a better Professional Wrestler than Sabre is. Gallagher does the same style Sabre does and he's entertaining and has charisma. Sabre looks like Chris Adams with a giant head and an eating disorder. Edit: Oh and fuck Ibushi, doing a flip after that match. That's some Teddy Hart bullshit right there .

Think people at ROH are thinking "Shit. We totally fucked up with Cedric." right about now?

The best part of this is that all these guys are responding with tough guy shit cause they want the payday if it ever happens. And it'll be Jericho cause he's not a mark and will get beat.

The fact that there were lots and lots of awkward pauses and uncomfortable moments is why the interview was fantastic. During the beginning it was very uncomfortable until Dean finally basically said he was getting fucked up alot when he was a teenager. And I don't think Austin blindsided him with anything . That final bit was Austin telling him that if Dean wants to stay on top he's got to follow his example, now that he has the power to do so. It was Austin wanting Ambrose to be Austin.

The Wrestling Gold guys? 😀