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Tamina aka random useless Rumble entrant.

Naomi & BeLair getting the Rick Martel spot (yeah, I'm trying to stay within the demo) Holy shit that Kai bump was rough. Odds on Rhea winning ?

How long between the entrants ? It seems super quick at times, barely 90 seconds I'd say. The match kind lacks structure TBH, tons of cool people but nothing really in term of strong storytelling thus far.

Lame comedy spot. R-Truth has done them for like 25 years now. Typical unfunny WWE bullshit. Hey, Mandy ! I lifted some abs routine she did with Sheamus on Youtube from her. Ok, more stupid WWE comedy. YAWN as fuck.

He would know about old guys wanting to fuck girls 35 years younger.

Did they just AAAed Bailey's elimination by BelAir ? Hey, Mickie James of TNA fame.

So, let's be real, the angle here is Ric Flair is having fantasies of fucking his own daughter, pretty much... Ok.

Come on, she was so gracious to even sell that Lugeresque lariat. That Dana bump was brutal. Lacey Evans for the win. Holy fuck, that's the Nature Girl....

Damn Ruby Riot is dumb.... what was she expecting ?

Like I said.

Hey, the famous conclusion of the Charlotte stuff is coming people ! Believe Triple H. It was all a plan.

There's way too many people in the ring. Sloppy monster or 50Ft. Queenie soon showing up to clear the room.

Santana from LAX !!!! oh wait... Poor Peyton Royce. No pop from anyone on the board. She can't catch a break.

Tara from TNA fame. (don't even try me)

I had to google Jillian Hall. For real.

And just as I was putting them over...

No wonder AEW is struggling with its women's division when you see the amount of talent signed here...

I hate the gimmick of not entering the ring. It makes the whole thing stupid. You should enter the ring before the next entrant or be eliminated. Good stuff overall thus far with star looking people.

WTF ?!!!

Oh yeah, Belair wins actually. I was a fan of hers when she was in NXT years ago. Total futur megastar if played right.

I miss GLOW. Fucking COVID.

Well, Bliss wins then. I dunno who Mike Rome is, but he looks like a corporate douchebag. Wow, Bailey looks so different. Wow, Naomi looks exactly the same.

Beautiful, progressive Djeddah spotted. If the women's Rumble closes the show, Ronda is coming back.

Oh... Do you know that on the latest Lil Kim album (yes, it exists), there's a song that begins with a sample of Micheal Cole saying "Mark Henry" ? Well, now you know, and I'm sure you're glad you know.