El-P

Well, but that bump onto Rhea was embarrassing. Leave the ring before you injure someone. Ok, there you go. Away.

Ok nice bump Nia. I'll give you that, plus you're gone. Well, kinda underwhelming to not have someone like Becky coming back. Charlotte wins. You can quote me.

Those punches my god ! Nia must be one of the shittiest workers I've ever seen, for real. EVERYTHING she does looks like shit.

Tamina vs Nia. Dream match of no one.

Here comes the injuries....

Ah ah, nice tease, I must say. Nicely done. Becky. And random surprise.

HERE WE FUCKING GO !

Not having an actual audience hurts the fun though, and that includes the fun of the people getting zero reaction like Tamina would have. Ok, that Naomi stuff is completely ridiculous now. Make no fucking sense whatsoever. WWE stupid at work.

Tamina aka random useless Rumble entrant.

Naomi & BeLair getting the Rick Martel spot (yeah, I'm trying to stay within the demo) Holy shit that Kai bump was rough. Odds on Rhea winning ?

How long between the entrants ? It seems super quick at times, barely 90 seconds I'd say. The match kind lacks structure TBH, tons of cool people but nothing really in term of strong storytelling thus far.

Lame comedy spot. R-Truth has done them for like 25 years now. Typical unfunny WWE bullshit. Hey, Mandy ! I lifted some abs routine she did with Sheamus on Youtube from her. Ok, more stupid WWE comedy. YAWN as fuck.

He would know about old guys wanting to fuck girls 35 years younger.

Did they just AAAed Bailey's elimination by BelAir ? Hey, Mickie James of TNA fame.

So, let's be real, the angle here is Ric Flair is having fantasies of fucking his own daughter, pretty much... Ok.

Come on, she was so gracious to even sell that Lugeresque lariat. That Dana bump was brutal. Lacey Evans for the win. Holy fuck, that's the Nature Girl....

Damn Ruby Riot is dumb.... what was she expecting ?

Like I said.

Hey, the famous conclusion of the Charlotte stuff is coming people ! Believe Triple H. It was all a plan.

There's way too many people in the ring. Sloppy monster or 50Ft. Queenie soon showing up to clear the room.

Santana from LAX !!!! oh wait... Poor Peyton Royce. No pop from anyone on the board. She can't catch a break.

Tara from TNA fame. (don't even try me)

I had to google Jillian Hall. For real.

And just as I was putting them over...

No wonder AEW is struggling with its women's division when you see the amount of talent signed here...