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Holy Shit Bryan is an awesome heel on Total Divas. Trying to convince Nikki she would get mercury poison from eating salmon and then taunting her with baby booties to rub it in that Cena never wants to get married or have kids. Like Fandango he is probably better on the mic on this show then on the main ones

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eva marie's family is so terrible that they're able to make her and her husband likable on this show. now thats just good booking.

Judging by her personality and looks and the way her family was coddling her I assumed she was in her early 20's and they were just trying to protect her from making dumb decisions in her youth. Come to find out she's 29, so yeah it's time for her family to just shut the fuck up and let her live her life. Also her brothers seem like major dumb shits.

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eva marie's family is so terrible that they're able to make her and her husband likable on this show. now thats just good booking.

Judging by her personality and looks and the way her family was coddling her I assumed she was in her early 20's and they were just trying to protect her from making dumb decisions in her youth. Come to find out she's 29, so yeah it's time for her family to just shut the fuck up and let her live her life. Also her brothers seem like major dumb shits.

 

 

 

I came out of it disliking both her and her family. And totally supporting the husband.

 

They ruined the sympathy they should have gotten from me from her being a liar when they treated her like crap. Though I can understand their having hurt feelings about her keeping such an important life-step from them.

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her family seems like a typical Catholic family where they make a big deal out of all these traditions but don't actually live by any of them. "Did you get confirmed before you got married?" Lol are you fucking kidding me?

 

also there's no way that marriage is gonna last but props to that dude for trying to lock that ass down while he can.

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Daniel Bryan is so awesome on this show. Tonight him mocking Ariane's rap lyrics had me rolling. He's super quick witted and dry. They should let him show this side of himself on TV

 

 

oh and him accusing Nattie of putting Icy Hot up her ass for pleasure. This guy is so awesome

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Daniel Bryan is so awesome on this show. Tonight him mocking Ariane's rap lyrics had me rolling. He's super quick witted and dry. They should let him show this side of himself on TV

 

 

oh and him accusing Nattie of putting Icy Hot up her ass for pleasure. This guy is so awesome

The show has become awesome by how Daniel Bryan and Jimmy Uso have become the stars of the program.

 

Am I the one that felt that last night's episode made me like Summer Rae instead of Nattie? Nattie has come across so bad with this show that she's the only person I dislike on this show.

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The whole Summer Rae thing is so over produced, I know it's a work but she's comes across as just a horrible actress.

 

IF and it's a big IF she was really being such a bitch, Fandango would have put the kibosh on it and her bags thrown out of the lockeroom. Hell Natty would have kicked her out.

 

One thing with WWE you can't get away with being an ass unless your a star.

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Am I the one that felt that last night's episode made me like Summer Rae instead of Nattie? Nattie has come across so bad with this show that she's the only person I dislike on this show.

 

 

Nope, totally agree with you there.

 

And if you didn't think the show was a work before the ending at Nattie's house last night, there's no reason not to think so now. (I'm sure everyone here knows, goes without saying, but you'd be surprised on the general fanbase.)

 

Also, have they gone out of their way on this show to destroy Nattie's already limited sex appeal or what.

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Am I the one that felt that last night's episode made me like Summer Rae instead of Nattie? Nattie has come across so bad with this show that she's the only person I dislike on this show.

 

Yeah who takes a shit with a half dozen people sitting five feet away?

 

someone who really needs to take a shit?

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Am I the one that felt that last night's episode made me like Summer Rae instead of Nattie? Nattie has come across so bad with this show that she's the only person I dislike on this show.

 

Yeah who takes a shit with a half dozen people sitting five feet away?

 

someone who really needs to take a shit?

 

Ehh, I don't know. I think it's just common courtesy to not stink up a bus like that where everyone is in a confined area. Especially if they specifically told you you couldn't.

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Great Puma's PSA

For the record, If the body's truly healthy and you're eating healthy, bowel moments don't stink at all. If they do, it's a sign of something wrong.

Also, a healthy body isn't constipated and if eating healthy you're going to eliminate your food efficiently shortly after eating and without being able to hold it in for a long period of time. So in other words for a healthy body there are going to be lots of times where you just have to go use the bathroom. Maybe Nattie's eating well? -- wait that would mean the farting gimmick was a work!!

 

And while I'm on a roll -- Also when having a bowel movement do what you can to replicate how you would have a bowel movement in nature -- the squat position. This allows for better bowel movements and more removal of feces from your body leading to better long term health. A toilet used as it normally is istoo un natural a posistion and leads to more health troubles over time due to the way it positions everything in the body when eliminating.

 

And now you know, and the more you know .....

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Eva Marie's parents seem like genuinely awful people. Your daughter calls you about a medical emergency and your reaction is "see you thought you couldn't live without your parents!"

 

Bryan " are you telling me dog semen is like glue?"

 

And for once we don't get the sentimental ending and Rikishi doesn't show up to the wedding

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It may just be me, but last season felt like it was full of enough unintentional comedy that part of me could watch the episodes and get some entertainment from them. However any episode for this season has just been a chore. I didn't even make it halfway in this one before I just permanently stayed on TNT and the start of the Rockets/Blazers game.

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Does anybody have any backstory on Rikishi and Jon being on a rocky road? They kept saying that things weren't good between them but didn't say what happened.

I know that Rikishi has lived on the west coast for years, while his sons grew up on the east coast. I don't imagine he was around much when they were kids.

 

A few weeks ago I was over at my mother house and she was watching a "reality show". And we got to talking about them, and I pointed out the multiple camera angles being shot in a small hallway. These reality shows often cut scenes and retake scenes, and even feed lines to people. I have numerous frie ds that have done a ton of reality shows, and they are all worked.

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