[1998-01-12-WWF-Raw] Sabledust

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[soup23]

Mero comes out for his match and his microphone problems. He introduces Sable and out comes Sabledust. This is my favorite Goldust incarnation yet as he struts down in hgih heels, a g-string, and blond wig.He disrobes Mero as Mero states all that he asks is that she follow his every command. JR on commentary is killing this off course.

[Kevin Ridge]

Ha, Mero’s mic is busted so he doesn’t get a word in. JR does the introduction for Sable. The crowd pop big when Sable comes out but oh no it is actually Goldust in lingerie and blonde wig. Well he was getting into the part.

[Loss]

Marc Mero is too much of an idiot to realize his mic isn't working and just keeps standing there talking. Goldust comes out dressed as Sable. He looks a lot like the drag queens on Halsted here in Chicago.

[Zenjo]

Fuck yeah I'd bang it.

[PeteF3]

Dustin isn't too adept at walking in high heels. JR sort of channels Bill Watts in tripping over himself to get over how tough Dustin and Mero really are underneath their insecurity and attention-whoring.

[TravJ1979]

Luna coming out as a Dudette later in the show is a lot more attractive than Goldust here. Mero is an idiot and JR has to cover for him. In 1994, Dustin Rhodes was a top level wrestler having great matches. Four years later he is out of shape dressing in XXL lingerie.

 

RATING: I wonder what Brock thinks of SableDust.

[Exposer]

This is amusing. Mero's mic not working is hilarious. Goldust dresses like Sable & almost trips because of the heels he's wearing. Mero & Vader have a match that lasts a few minutes. The real Sable shows up & confronts Goldust & kicks him in a funny moment. Sabledust comes in & breaks a coconut over his head. The coconuts are what Dustin was using as breasts it seems. Silly segment, but I enjoyed it.