AEW TV - May 4/6 2022

[Timbo Slice]

In which the Varsity Blonds are vanquished forever 

[Coffey]

Four of the last five weeks (I had to work last Wednesday), I've watched AEW Dynamite live with my fiancée. It's become a tradition for us. It's a lot of fun! Looking forward to the show again tonight. Fenix Vs. Martin should be a good spot fest. I think Jeff Hardy is over-the-hill, so I'm not expecting a lot out of him against Fish, but you never know. Deonna Purrazzo on AEW will be fun to see. 

[KawadaSmile]

I expect Jeff and Fish to have a fundamental wrestling match. If they work it like Punk and Dustin did a while ago, it's aces.

Deonna Purrazzo going to show people how to properly work. Take notes, Bryan Danielson.

[KB8]

Dante Martin has maybe the most absurd hops I've ever seen in wrestling and as a strength and conditioning coach I want to watch his matches just to see how high he'll jump each time. If he and Fenix have a 2022 version of 1999 Blitzkrieg v 1999 Blitzkrieg I'll be pretty happy. Probably. 

[Flyin' Brian]

How's everyone doing tonight?

I'm in Jacksonville, FL home of AEW for work this week, unfortunately AEW is in Baltimore tonight. 

TBS making me watch Rise of Skywalker. Better than Last Jedi I guess. Rather be watching WCCW Star Wars, and I just might look some up real quick. 

Or watch Bill Murray sing the Star Wars theme song on SNL.

[sek69]

I wonder if we're going to hear anything about ROH since they're in Baltimore. 

[Coffey]

Jeff Hardy moves like the last time I saw The Undertaker.

[KawadaSmile]

17 minutes ago, sek69 said:

I wonder if we're going to hear anything about ROH since they're in Baltimore. 

There better be Pink Flamingos references

 

[KawadaSmile]

LOL at KOR beating Jungle Boy, but Hardy beating Fish. Something ain't right.

[KawadaSmile]

Shit eating grin Buck had a decent fit tonight! Hulk Hogan Buck, on the other hand...

[sek69]

I'm glad they showed the Regal promo on TV, something about Lord William casually discussing how his violent sons will disfigure people is just unsettling and great. 

[KawadaSmile]

Regal is a fan of big meaty men throwing smaller men around. A man of taste.

[KawadaSmile]

WARDLOW HOURS BUBBAS

[KawadaSmile]

IT'S BIG CASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

[sek69]

Wardlow vs Big Cass is a @KawadaSmile dream match

[KawadaSmile]

If Wardlow manages to powerbomb that man I might flatline

[KawadaSmile]

Imagine chanting you want Enzo.

[KawadaSmile]

ÇSLJKASFHJKSDBJKLSVKLAS VLS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Coffey]

Old school booking still works, baby! Wardog is mad over!

[KawadaSmile]

Charlotte Baker gonna pose!

[strobogo]

This seems pretty out of nowhere

[Coffey]

…they’re making Hangman the heel in this match?

[sek69]

I guess they figure there's no way fans are going to boo Punk at this stage and just decided to go with it. 

[sek69]

Y'know, someone as MAGA adjacent as Jericho probably shouldn't be calling himself "the wizard".

[strobogo]

I'm convinced that "health issue" Jericho had a few months back was liver related and his doctor told him he needed to stop drinking immediately.

 

Anyway, the look Hangman had after that promo on the floor that wasn't commented on seemed like he didn't really want to say that stuff but needed to hype himself up because he's nervous.