Mad Dog

Push their head away until they let go.

I think it has to do with the fact that Flair can still make things feel special. The rest of the roster is bland and cookiecutter while Flair is still unique. That and he can cut a better promo than anyone else on the roster.

I'm always surprised by how coordinated he is in the ring. He's a really lanky guy during the early and prime stages of his career. I'd say Jushin Liger is in the running for odd shaped people too. There's no proportion to his body at all.

Henry hasn't been built up at all for the World Title. He held the European Title once and that was because Jeff Jarrett gave it to him. He at least needs a run with the United States Title for a bit before being given the World Title.

He could stop hurting other workers. He's been the final nail in the coffin for the last 2 world champs in a matter of weeks.

Yeah, I think I'd have to put Vince and Stasiak as worse champions if Henry won it.

So would Mark Henry winning a World Title be the lowest moment ever in WWF history? I don't see how the big gold belt could ever be credible if he held it.

I think I could've lived with the Garvin Stomp if someone else was doing it. It just adds to the lameness that is Garvin though.

They need to just send Angle home. If he dies the McMahons will be extremely responsible for it.

The Delfin Clutch I think it's called is pretty high on my list of awful finishers as well.

The People's Elbow was ok for him as a heel but it was getting really bad during his later face days when he'd play to the crowd forever and the other guy would just lay there for a minute. The Garvin Stomp is the worst finisher ever though. The heart punch is probably second on the worst list.

It's the first time since 2002 though that he's been getting some serious air time without being HHH's lapdog.

So I was lurking around a couple of boards today and it appears the Samoa Joe hate should be in full swing pretty soon.

I'm curious about something. Who's the last person to win a WWF World Title without HHH doing a shoot burial on them in one of his promos?

Hogan's no selling never really bothered me. On the rare occasion that he'd miss the leg drop he'd go back to selling again. I can buy that over the Michaels kip up where he never sells anything done before that move again. Though I preferred how Sting did it personally. It's funny though because Meltzer and Cornette talked about the whole hulking up concept during the Wrestling Gold DVDs and essentially said that Popeye cartoons were the inspiration for it.

Slaughter's become one of my favorite workers over the last couple of years. There's just a bunch of little things, like getting a near fall and then dropping a knee on a guy before trying another pin, that I enjoy. It shows how weak the current roster is when he comes out of retirement at his age and bumps better than guys half his age.

Actually I think Bossman got worse as he dropped the weight. Just my opinion though.

I could see TNA signing him. I could see Vince overhauling the legal team after this.

The DDT story is believable as it was more of an accident than anything else. I think Meltzer and Cornette gave him credit for inventing the move on the Wrestling Gold DVD as well.

HHH/Michaels was the same way too. I still think you could splice together bits of their other matches and completely build the Hell In A Cell match. HHH/Michaels is easily the most overrated feud of all time.

Yeah, the Beyond the Mat part was hilarious. Vince saying he wouldn't let his guys work under the influence was hilarious considering how many of his guys have had problems over the years. I still think that the Road Warriors feature is the best they've done so far.

It would depend with Shawn. He's in that HHH mold where I think a heel turn would involve him exposing the weaknesses of others to try and kill their heat. I think he needs to become a tag worker and play the Ricky Morton role for me to not hate him in the ring. Someone used this before and I'm stealing it now. Every form of logic should say that Angle should be a better worker than Steve Williams but he's not. Williams would sell for smaller guys and the matches would either involve the small guy outsmarting him or wearing him out by running around a lot. Angle works stupid comedy spots with smaller guys while not selling for them. Williams had a desire to learn and become better. Angle doesn't. Angle's content to have his wife whine to the media about RVD cracking him in the lip during the match and then whined to management because Eddie dared to sell instead of letting him do an endless stream of suplexes.

I think Michaels is terrible. Why? He's built like a 60 year old woman yet works like he's Hulk fucking Hogan in the 80s. It's embarassing to see guys like Chris Masters who have to sell for Michaels like he's Superman. Why is it Kane can destroy 3/4th of the Raw roster but has to lay down for some 40 year old 150 lb. near cripple that still acts like he's a 20some heart throb. Angle is terrible because he's gotten progressively worse since 1999 when he should be a top 10 worker in the world right now. He had all the goods to succeed but he's shown no desire to become more than he was. Brock Lesnar in his short stint with the company easily eclipsed him in almost every department of the game except for promos.

Yeah, I'm by no means a fan of Michaels or Angle. In fact I think they're pretty terrible but even I feel the need to defend them against some of the attacks that go on against them on other boards.