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The tag match into the video into the return of Sting & Darby Allin, with the zipline entrance up to the Scorpion Death Drop was all really, really sweet. That whole segment was awesome & I miss shit like that. I was glued to my TV the whole time. Really dig the Varsity Blonds! Glad to see Pillman has found something. He's gotten better.

Can't wait for Jim Ross to refer to Paul Wight as a youngster.

It's not Dolph!

I'll be watching tonight. When I heard this match was on the show, I got excited. Honestly, I feel like there's some buzz over The Big Show signing too, if I'm being honest. He's not exactly been lighting pro-wrestling on fire for the last... fuckin, long time... but it was so surprising & shocking, people are shook.

They'll put him in amateur wrestling headgear, have him bark & the commentators will make references to Kurt Angle & Junkyard Dog. He'll be tagging with Chad Gable & Jason Jordan in no time!

The original Festus!

I actually think those early 90's parings of Ventura & Ross in WCW is my favorite commentary team ever. I didn't think Jesse dropped off in WCW at all either.

Also, and this is really fucking important: it was goddamn different from EVERYTHING ELSE EVERYONE WAS DOING! That's what made it cool. That's why I was able to get into it & buy into what they were selling, like the over-the-top "he's really a Dragon" vignettes & what not. MLW re-doing Lucha Underground just means the originality, one of the strongest if not the strongest things about LU, is gone. Makes me think of Vince McMahon bringing the nWo into WWF.

We don't have an unpopular opinion thread or else I would put this there. However, the last few years I have been watching a lot of old footage both in WWF & WCW. It's what I'm into. A lot of late 80's & early 90's stuff up through the Monday Night War. I just want to say, Bobby the Brain Heenan fucking sucks on commentary. I can not stand him. My rose-colored nostalgia glasses for him are off. For a long time, it was the common sentiment that he was either the greatest color guy or at least in the convo for top three. He does not hold up for me at all. For awhile, I thought "eh, he just sucks in WCW because he's half-assing it or drunk." It's not just WCW, he sucks in WWF too, even when working with Gorilla. The majority of the time he's trying to be funny, trying to get himself over & burying the in-ring talent... and his jokes... miss. I know a lot of people will specifically point to his Royal Rumble call when Ric Flair came in at #3 and even that was grating my nerves. Shit like him in WCW just screaming "OHHH!" when someone does a move, in pretty much every fucking match, just makes me roll my eyes. He was an all-timer of a manager, a pretty good mouthpiece in that regard as well & a decent worker. I can not stand him as a color commentator & Jesse Ventura is better than him in every way in that regard. It's just the color commentator role, really. Like when he's doing WWF talk shows, he's fine. I just hate him calling matches. I just wanted to put it in writing.

I don't hate the idea of Bray Wyatt constantly coming up with new masks & shit because that could be kind of cool. I loved Great Muta entrances and matches for exactly that reason: getting to see what he was wearing. Could be pretty lucrative if each mask were to get a new toy figure, y'know? The biggest difference is that I actually enjoyed watching The Great Muta perform too. Wyatt as The Fiend is too over-the-top & hokey. I say that as someone that really liked the Bayou cult leader gimmick. But all this shit with Alexa and setting people on fire & Seth Rollins literally crying in the ring & shit... it's too much. I'm kind of a sucker for gimmicks like that though. I loved Papa Shago. I liked Waylon Mercy. I didn't even hate the clown mask & his re-debut with the new theme and shit. But it just went WAY too far into the goofy direction with the Pee-Wee's Playhouse & stuffed animals & hand puppets & giant mallets & shit.

They also made it a point on the website to acknowledge that if the wrestler doing the autograph signings shows up, there are no refunds. So if you signed-up for the preorder or whatever the fuck & then found out about the no mask bullshit, you're just fucked.

I genuinely liked him as ROH World Champion.. but like with a lot of other wrestlers, the more you find out about them, the less interested you become in ever watching them. Also, Austin Aries is one of the first guys that made me realize how different reality is from what you see on TV. I'm a pretty big man, over 300lbs, over 6' tall & I went to an ROH show & I was legit the biggest dude there. Bigger than even Abyss. Austin Aries legit looked like a fucking child. So I imagine a lot of his bullshit stems from a Napoleon complex as well. On the other end of the spectrum, I went to a WWF house show in Evansville, Indiana & saw The Undertaker in person & that man is huge. He even felt bigger to me than The Big Show did.

I'm OK w/ Miz actually because I feel like he's been busting his ass for awhile now & it's like a reward for the effort to me. I don't think he's the best act going or anything but I've found Drew boring as shit, so I'm OK with trying something else. (not that Drew hasn't busted his ass) To be honest though, just like the six other fucking times they've done it or how ever many times, the brand split is stupid shit. There should be ONE fucking champion. Having multiple is stupid as shit. And that shouldn't be The Miz... or Drew. It's Roman.

I wonder if this is going to lead to Miz doing something as WWE Champion with Bad Bunny at Wrestlemania?

How long until they start a love story angle with Nia Jax & Reginald?

Yeah, this made sense.

I legitimately have zero idea why WWE even brought Morrison back but I guess if it helped them land Taya, it's a net positive. No reason he should be in this match though. Why did he win that 4-way? Crazy.

Sonya looks like a freaking superstar. Goodness.

Roman Reigns Vs. Edge is... an odd choice. That doesn't feel like a Wrestlemania draw at all. I don't really understand that one. If you've spent the whole year building up Roman as the top heel, does it not then make sense to have him get toppled at Wrestlemania by a FRESH babyface? That way you build someone else up. Bringing in Edge it's like, that's just another WWE lose-lose scenario. Either you blow the year build-up on a 50-year-old dude or you have your top heel beat a 50-year-old dude. It just doesn't make any sense. One step forward, two steps back, like always in WWEland.

Well, I have been sports entertained.

THE BIG DAWG

Owens is gone. I'm happy.

I think I like the Sami Zayn option the most honestly. Really though, I'm in the anyone but Kevin Owens camp.

I thought for sure Corbin would come out last. At least he got some new gear.