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6/8/1986 MOBILE, ALABAMA MOBILE CIVIC CENTER (HOUR #2) As the second hour begins, we see Ivan and Nikita Koloff are at the podium with a man in a red mask who is introduced to us as the Russian Assassin and Jim Ross plays a video from last week where we see the three Russians brawling against Magnum T.A., Giant Baba and Ole Anderson Jim Ross: Ok, so what gives Ivan, who is this man. Ivan Koloff: Why did you only play half of the video? This is typical American Propaganda. The man to my left is the Russian Assassin and he has been sent by Mother Russia to protect Nikita from the rest of the goons that Cowboy Bill Watts is sending to try and steal back the NWA belt. Cowboy Bill Watts: Now wait a minute Koloff, I am sending nobody after you but I do hope that Nikita’s title reign is short lived. You people have no respect for the things I find near and dear to my heart like God and Country. Ivan Koloff: Well explain to me why when Magnum T.A., Giant Baba and Ole Anderson attack us 3-2 and you do nothing about it. When Nikita attacked Rick Martel 1-1 you took away his UWF Title! American Double Standard I believe. Well now Nikita is the Champion and the KGB is here to protect him from all of your tricks. Jim Ross: KGB? Come on Ivan Koloff: Yes KGB… you think there is only one Russian Assassin? There are more then you can count and they come in all shapes and sizes but one thing is true. They are all deadly and on June 22 in the Omni, we will take care of Giant Baba one way or another. Match Haku with Skandar Akbar destroys Memphis Vice (Winstn & Bryant) in a Handicap Match as he caught both men with the Tongan Death Grip At the interview desk, we see the rest of Devastation Inc (Steve Willaims, the Barbarian and the Warlord) come out where Akbar hypes up Haku as the most dangerous man in all of wrestling and also wonders where the Road Warriors have run to as they know that if they step in the ring with Dr. Death and the Barbarian again their will lose their NWA World Tag belts. COMMERCIAL MATCH Dick Murdoch with Ron Wright vs Superstar Graham Murdoch gets the win here in a pretty good tv brawl as Ron Wright hit Graham with his “chisel” and Murdoch followed it up with the Brainbuster. Ron Fuller joins Wright and Murdoch at the interview desk were Murdoch hypes up his upcoming title match with Magnum T.A. in Nashville. Next, we are shown a video from the hospital of Bob Armstrong who let’s us know that he is doing better and hopes to be back real soon but his wincing faces makes people wonder if that is possible. Wright and Fuller come out and they are full of laughs at what they have done to Armstrong. Jim Ross: You are full of laughs but last week in Memphis, we saw Brad Armstrong take you out as he and Jeff Jarrett beat you and Big Bubba Ottman right in the center of the ring. Ron Wright: Come on Jim Ross: Watch the video tape. Armstrong and Jarrett broke ever rule in the book and the corrupt ref did nothing to stop it. Talk about the Unchristian World we live in. Brad Armstrong rushes out and grabs the microphone: Brad Armstrong: Ron Wright… everyone around here is sick and tired of you running your mouth and Robert Fuller… you call yourself the Tennessee Studd… well how about you and I get in the ring right now and show everyone which family is really top dog around here. Brad goes to the ring as Jim Ross asks Fuller if he has the guts to answer the challenge. Ron Fuller: Brad Armstrong you just keep proving what type of man you are… completely low class… I mean who would give away their product for free. I mean look at me… 6’5… 250 pounds… of pure man. I am the best looking thing this people in Alabama have Ever seen. No way am I getting it to that ring for free. I am way to pretty for TV but… Ron Wright: But, we do have a member of our army ready to fight you… Killer Khan! Match Brad Armstrong vs Killer Khan Give it to Brad. He never backed down against this monster and after taking a pretty good series of chops, kicks and nerve holds from the Oriental giant, Brad makes a comeback and out of nowhere, he hits a Russian Legsweep but before he can make the cover, Fuller and Murdoch hit the ring and Brad has no chance. Killer Khan sprays the green mist into the eyes of Brad and Murdoch follows it up with a Brainbuster before Fuller locks in the Fuller Leg Lock. Eventually Jeff Jarrett, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba hit the ring as Wright’s Army dashes from the ring but the damage has already been done. COMMERCIAL The segment begins with the UWF champ, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba at the podium where they are furious about all the happenings going on around here from what just happened to Brad Armstrong from Ron Wright to this new Russian Assassin running around lately with the Koloffs. T.A. promises he is going to put a beating on Murdoch this week in Nashville as revenge for Brad and Ole takes the microphone and says he can’t wait to see what Giant Baba does to Nikita Koloff in the Omni. Match Terry Taylor beats the Spoiler in a come from behind victory with the flying forearm smash Taylor is joined by the Rock n Roll Express at the podium where they hype up their 6 man tag match against the Midnight Express and Slater this week in Nashville and the fact that when they win Taylor will get another Continental Title Match at the Great American Bash. MATCH Mike Graham defeats Killer Tim Brooks with the Figure 4 COMMERCIAL Match Jeff Jarrett vs Brutus Beekcake Brutus Beekcake pinned Jarrett after a Big Knee lift but the problem was that the ref had been knocked down and Ron Wright had come down and hit Jarrett with the Chisel. After the match, a slow walking, rib bandaged, Bob Armstrong comes to the ring and the crowd explodes. The Bullet goes to the ref and explains what happened. The ref looks at ringside and has no idea why Ron Wright is there. He also notices the Brass Knuckles still on the right hand of Wright and reverses his decision and you can tell that Ron Wright is fuming. Jim Ross: Sorry folks but we are out of time. We will have to get to the bottom of this next week.

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6/8/1986 MOBILE, ALABAMA MOBILE CIVIC CENTER (HOUR #1) The show starts with a video montage of some of the big matches from this past week’s event at the Mid-South Coliseum. Honky Tonk Man beats Sam Houston with the Shake Rattle & Roll and then seems frustrated that Jerry Lawler never showed up so he busted a guitar over Houston’s head. Terry Taylor beat Dick Slater by DQ as the Midnight Express interfered in the UWF Continental Title Match The Rock n Roll Express beat The Midnight Express as Terry Taylor rushed to the ring to stop the tennis racket shot by Cornette on Gibson. This allowed the RnR Express to hit the double dropkick on Condrey for the win in this NWA National Tag Team Title Match. Lex Luger & Eddie Gilbert wrestled to a double DQ as both men brawled over all the arena in this UWF Southern Title Match. Baby Doll got fed up with Missy Hyatt’s dirty tactics and clocked her with a big right hand. Hello everybody. Welcome to UWF Wrestling. We are coming to you from the Mobile Civic Center in beautiful Mobile, Alabama. I am Jim Ross and my partner today is Cowboy Bill Watts. Well Bill, three big title matches in the Mid-South Coliseum and all 3 champs keep their belts. Cowboy Bill Watts: That’s right Jim but it bothers me that Cornette thinks that rules don’t apply to him and he can send in his troops to interfere anytime he wants. I mean Terry Taylor could be the Continental Champion right now if it wasn’t for the Midnight Express. Jim Cornette comes out and is visible upset. Jim Cornette: Watts, you have just crossed the line! I mean for weeks you have pushed right up against the line but now you have crossed it. You have slandered me and my stable saying we are the cause of that inept Terry Taylor not being the Continental Champ. Have you ever thought that Dick Slater is just that much better? Cowboy Bill Watts: I honestly don’t know who is better because you don’t seem to let a match play out. From the interference to the tennis racket, you have schemed your way through the UWF. Jim Cornette: After Mother’s lawyers are through with you it be the CWA… Cornette’e Wrestling Association and your cowboy hat will become a hat in the hand as you beg me for a job! Cowboy Bill Watts: Well I am glad that neither of us have changed. You are still a little crybaby and I am still the match maker around here and this week in Nashville it will be The Midnight Express and Dick Slater vs the Rock n Roll Express in Terry Taylor…. With you suspended above the ring in a steel cage! Jim Cornette: Are you out of your mind… do you think I am some sort of wild animal. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well if you think a weasel is a wild animal, then you are a wild animal. Now let me finish. If your team wins, the Midnight Express will get another title shot against the Rock n Roll Express at the Great American Bash on July 4th at the Louisiana Superdome. If your opponents win, Terry Taylor will get a Continental Title Match at that event. As Jim Cornette walks off, he seems to be deep in thought as he is a little unsure of how to act as this good work out real good for his stable or real bad. Match: DOOM (Hacksaw Butch Reed & Ron Simmons) defeat Homer O’Dell & Verlon Biggs when Simmons hit a powerslam in Biggs. Two things that are becoming obvious are first, the crowd is loving Doom as they have gotten rid of the Nation of Domination and #2, Doom is one big and bad tag team that is going play a major role in the tag team division around here. COMMERCIAL Match: Eddie Gilbert with Missy Hyatt (sporting a black eye) beats DJ Peterson with the Hotshot Missy Hyatt: Jim Ross, just look at me eye! I got sucker punched from a pretty big dude last week but I am still standing. Jim Ross: I think you might have been hit harder than you think as you seem to have lost your memory. You weren’t hit by a dude but by Baby Doll. Missy Hyatt: That’s what I said, a dude! Anybody that looks like that must ne a dude and one ugly dude at that! Jim Ross: Ok, that’s enough of that. Missy Hyatt: Look at me, I am used to telling men when that will be enough of that. I mean if that bleached blonde bimbo wants a real fight all she has to do is ask. I mean I could beat here in two minutes flat as Eddie Gilbert could beat Lex Loser in the same amount of time. Lex Loser knows Hotstuff would take that title like that so that is why he kept running out of the ring in Memphis. Eddie Gilbert: That’s right Missy. There is no stopping us … and while Lex has all those muscles …. that is all he has. I would outsmart his pea brain and out wrestle him any day of the week. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well unfortunately I can’t please both of you this week in Nashville as Lex is already scheduled to meet Killer Khan. Missy and Eddie seem upset but that is nothing compared to what we are about to see Cowboy Bill Watts: But Baby Doll is free so Missy, you will get your chance as you seem like you can beat her no problem. The whining and screaming from Missy reaches an all-time high as she might have just written a check she can’t cash. MATCH Honky Tonk Ron Ferris beats Dixie Dynamite with the Shake Rattle & Roll Honky Tonk Man: I told each and every one of you people last week that I am back in the UWF for one reason and one reason only and that is to beat that ingrate Jerry Lawler. He calls himself the King of Memphis and I dared him to come to Memphis to meet me. What happens? Just what I thought would happen… he no showed! Well this week, I will be in Nashville and I will again beat some Ham and Egger within an inch of his life and if your not to afraid Jerry Lawler, come on down to Music Town and let me play a tune on your skull. COMMERCIAL MATCH Kendall Windham beats The Bounty Hunter with the Running Bulldog When the match is over Kendall heads over to the interview desk where he is congratulated for his win by Jim Ross Wham! From out of nowhere, Honky Tonk Man had come up from behind as clocked Windham with a guitar. Honky Tonk Man: Lawler! That one is for you. You might think your name is the biggest in the sport but that is only because you are an egotistical maniac! It took me all of 2 seconds to take out a Windham! Look at him Jim Ross… I think he is bleeding on your shoes. Lawler how long are you going to allow others to take the beatings meant for others. You are a yellow bellied coward just like we all know! This week in Nashville Lawler…. I got a guitar for you. Jim Ross: Oh brother, get out of here HTM. We got another match and trust me, you better be gone before Windham gets up! MATCH The Hollywood Blondes (Buddy Landell & ?) with Luscious Johnny Valent defeat Mike Graham & Superstar Graham Luscious Johnny led the Nature Boy out first and then went to introduce the newest member of the Blondes, Hollywood John Tatum. Tatum’s little act of playing the sleazy heel here allowed him to bring some major heat but there is no doubt that Landell’s talent can really shine with the trickery of Tatum and the dirty tactics of Luscious Johnny. Landell thanked Luscious Johnny for his new partner as the trio proclaimed that they are the next NWA National Tag team champions. COMMERCIAL Before our next match, Jim Ross reminds us that last week, Exotic Adrian Street agreed to meet the Long Riders today with a mystery partner. The Long Riders are first to the ring and Exotic Adrian and Miss Linda strut to the podium where Street takes the microphone Exotic Adrian Street: Well these two cowboys in the ring should have gotten on their horses and rode into the sunset because all I can say is this my partner tonight is going to put them to sleep for good. Jim Ross: Well for your sake, he better be good or you might meet the same fate as you did at Memorial Day Bash. Exotic Adrian Street: Well all I can say is imitation is the greatest form of flattery! Let’s meet the Adorable One! Adrian Adonis Match Exotic Adrian Street & Adorable Adrian Adonis with Miss Linda vs The Long Riders (Bass & Bart) This one gets going before the bell sounds and is nothing but a brawl. At one time the action spilled to the outside as all 4 were beating on each other. Miss Linda, who has suffered herself at the hands of Bass and Bart is able to spray them both in the eyes with the perfume bottle. The Long Riders stagger back into the ring and the Exotic One and the Adorable One whip the cowboys into each other. As Bart and Bass stumble backwards, Street and Adonis catch them both in sleepers and it is Good Night Irene for both cowboys.

MACW heading to the Central States was nice here as the NWA must help all those wrestling starved fans in the U.S. I am starting to hear the fans chanting Tui...Tui.... Tui I wonder if all these wins will lead to a shot at s title somewhere down the road for KKB or is someone going to collect the $10,000? Either way, it is a great angle. Does Rip Oliver have a heart? I know he had some babyface time in Portland... maybe he is a Bi-Coastal Good Guy Some important for Sheik to lose so many of these road shows to let everyone feel Patriotic and go home happy. I loved the Dr. Tom match with SBS. Sugar is another one of those great wrestlers who has gotten the shaft in this game because of the depth of our rosters. Duggan and Milligan is one of those brawls that people will talk about forever. Nive win for Orndorff but we must give it to Olympian Brad R. as he has gone from the scrap heap to a title match in a short time Great show

I do think that Studd is back where he belongs and I love the Horseman here as they are so good at bringing in the heat. I wonder how the real WWF fans would have reacted to a long term heel champ but I wish we would have found that out. Vince never trusted his heels but that might be because he never had Flair. Valentine might have been able to handle it.

Parade of Champions was a masterpiece of a show. Perfectly timed appearance of Ernie Ladd and the Revolution. I could only imagine the heat that is going to bring in Texas. I know I love the Freebirds and I think I love the Heel Freebirds even more. A Perfectly times turn that could lead to anything in the WCCW! Kerry had to come out on top here in the David Von Erich Memorial .... can't wait to see who is coming after him next. Oh the angles that main event is going to lead to!

Just trying to plan ahead.... UWF may be looking to move Exotic Adrian Street with Miss. Linda Long Riders (Bart &Bass) Rock n Roll Express Bubba Ottman Grizzly Boone Dick Murdoch Dick SLater Kendall Windham Sam Houston Rip Rogers Ron Fuller Scott Hall Superstar Graham Ultimate Warrior Looking to move only a few to keep it fresh/

5/31/1986 BARTON COLISEUM LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS (HOUR #2) As the second hour begins, we see Ivan and Nikita Koloff at the podium with the NWA World Championship around the waist of Nikita! Ivan Koloff: I told all of you stupid Americans that Nikita is unstoppable and that he was not only going to beat Rick Martel but he was going to hurt him! If it was not for Ole Anderson throwing in the towel, you might not have ever seen Rick Martel in a wrestling ring again! Jim Ross: Thanks to Ole, we saw an end to one of the most disgusting, disrespectful actions ever to take place in a wrestling ring! Nikita Koloff: No! The most disgusting thing was that no good Giant Baba coming to the ring. Big mistake Baba! You are next on our list. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well we will just have to wait and see about that. Giant Baba came all the way from Japan hoping to get an NWA title shot and after his actions the other night, I think he might just deserve one. Ivan Koloff: Hahahah. Mr. Watts, just because he stood up to Nikita does not mean he gets a title shot. He wouldn’t last five minutes in the ring with me, never mind be able to win that NWA Title from Nikita. Nikita and Mother Russia will rule the NWA for as long as we like! Cowboy Bill Watts: For once Ivan, you make a good point. We do need to see Baba in the ring before we just give him a World title shot so later on tonight, it will Giant Baba vs Ivan Koloff! If Baba wins, he gets a title shot in the Omni on June 22! Ivan does protest for a minute but it is to no avail as we just head to the ring for our next match! Match The Ultimate Warrior beats Killer Tim Brooks with the Warrior Smash We see a little confusion at the interview desk where the Ultimate Warrior thought it was his air time and Dr. D David Schultz thought it was his. As the Warrior started to get amped up and was talking about his Warrior Power he turned his back on Schultz who clocked him from behind. This was all Schultz needed to give the Warrior a massive beating that culminated with a piledriver on the floor. The officials rushed out to get Schultz away ae we head to break. COMMERCIAL Match Brad Armstrong & Jeff Jarrett beat Ed Mullivan & Dino Kono as Brad hit Mullivan with the Russian Legsweep As they head to the interview desk we get interrupted by Ron Wright. Ron Wright: Hold on, hold on just a minute! Did I just see two of the biggest names in all of wrestling, Armstrong and Jarrett wrestler two losers called Mullivan and Kono? I mean did your two Daddies get together and find the only two losers you two could beat? Oh wait a minute, Daddy Armstrong is in a hospital right now eating through a straw! Somehow Brad restrains himself after that! Brad Armstrong: Don’t worry about my father; he will be back real soon but in the meantime, if you want a match for any of your men all you got to do is ask! Ron Wright: Glad you said that. See you this week in Columbus, Georgia! Match Buddy Landell defeats Mike Graham with the Figure 4 and a grab of the ropes for leverage Buddy Landell: Well as you know things have not been going real good for the Nature Boy and the Hollywood Blondes. First, somehow, Rip Oliver looses to that punk Jeff Jarrett and he is out of the UWF. Next, somehow Rip Rogers gets hurt at the hands of that freak, Exotic Adrian Street. All of a sudden, Nature Boy is all alone and even for someone as great as me, this is a tough industry to go it alone. Well I tell ya, my phone never stopped ringing. Everyone wants to be by my side as they know I will take you straight to Space Mountain! But I needed someone who was going to get me over the top. Well I think I found the perfect additions to the Hollywood Blondes! Jim Ross: Did you say additions as in more than one. Buddy Landell: I am a man who deserves a lot so I got a lot. First, let’s bring out the newest leader of the Hollywood Blondes…. Luscious Johnny Valiant. Luscious Johnny Valiant: I must admit that I am so excited to be the newest manager of the Hollywood Blondes. I mean Buddy Landell is Top 10 all over the World. From Japan to Canada to New Zealand, The Nature Boy is top notch! With my guidance, the Hollywood Blondes will soon be the NWA National Tag Team Champions. Consider this your warning Rock n Roll Express. Shine up those belts and hand them over. COMMERCIAL The segment begins with the UWF champ, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba at the podium where Ole and T.A. lead the interview. Magnum is grateful for his chance to be the Champion of the UWF and that he is willing to defend his title against all comers but that the three of them have some more important things to take care of… specifically the Koloffs. T.A. really hypes up what Baba is going to do to Ivan this week and that together the three are going to do there best to make sure Nikita’s title reign is as short lived as possible. We also find out that this week in Columbus, Georgia, it will be a rematch of the UWF tournament finals as T.A. will defend this week against Dick Murdoch. Match Steve Dr. Death Williams with Skandar Akbar crushes DJ. Peterson with the Oklahoma Stampede At the interview desk, Dr. Death says all the right things about Akbar bringing back Haku and how Devastation Inc. is now the most unstoppable force in all of wrestling. Match Ron Bass defeats Superstar Graham when Black Bart clocked Graham over the head with the branding iron and Bass followed it up with the Texas Gourdbuster At the interview desk, the Long Riders are having a good laugh about what they did to Exotic Adrian Street at the Memorial Day Bash when Miss. Linda and Exotic Adrian Street come prancing out as Jim Ross asks for some decorum. Exotic Adrian Street: Don’t worry Jim Ross. These two cowboys here prove time and time again that they can’t fight a fair fight and I have no interest in facing both of them by myself again. Ron Bass: Well at least you learned something but I hope you learned you can’t beat us. Exotic Adrian Street: Oh you are so simple minded. I did not mean that at all. I meant that I needed a partner and boy did I find me a dandy and if you dare, how about a match right here on TV next week! Black Bart: Well daggonegummit, I mean if this person wants to team with you, they must not be too smart especially if he is willing to get in the ring with us! Might just have to brand him too. So yeah sure, you got yourself a match. COMMERCIAL Match Ivan Koloff vs Giant Baba Baba takes control after about 4 minutes of a nice back and forth as he connects with a Big Boot followed by a huge suplex. All of a sudden, Nikita hits the ring. It was like Magnum and Ole knew yhis was going to happen as they were only a few seconds behind. The fan favorites looked to be in good shape until a man in a red mask hits the ring. Jim Ross has no idea who it is but the sides are three apiece and the brawl is on. Jim Ross: Sorry folks but we are out of time. We will have to get to the bottom of this next week.

The AWA has some serious tag teams here of which my favorite might be Snake and Nord

This game always keeps us on our toes. Love OMG here and the joint event with the AWA should be awesome

The UWF is listening to offers on the Ultimate Warrior

That July 5th show is going to be big. Our game is a great representation of the 80's and the Kansas Jayhawks are a team in on territory and wrestling each other in another. Reminds me of I believe UWF and Georgia in 1986. JYD was in a hospital bed in one show and wrestling in the other.

Nice show... I agree with Gene in that I was surprised Dibiase lost the tag match. I guess he didn't bring enough cash across the border to be off the ref.

That ESPN show was perfect! I would have been on the edge of my seat for the entire show. I really enjoyed the Canadian Championship match as I was unsure of the outcome. I keep expecting Adams to win one of these title matches.

6/1/1986 BARTON COLISEUM LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS (HOUR #1) The show starts with a video of Nikita Koloff defeating Rick Martel for the NWA World Title at the Memorial Day Bash in Pensacola. Hello everybody. Welcome to UWF Wrestling. We are coming to you from the Barton Coliseum in Little Rock Arkansas. I am Jim Ross and my partner today is Cowboy Bill Watts. Well Bill, as we all just saw, we have begun a new era in the NWA. The unfortunate title reign of Nikita Koloff has begun. Cowboy Bill Watts: That’s right Jim and it just sickens me to have to call him the champ but give Nikita his due. He has been unstoppable since coming to the NWA. We will be hearing from both Ivan and Nikita Koloff in our second hour. Match: DOOM (Hacksaw Butch Reed & Ron Simmons) defeat Randell Kayne & Paul Flynn when Reed hit a top rope Shoulder block on Kayne After Reed and Simmons spend some time high fiving the fans they head over to the interview desk where Jim Ross let’s everyone know that last week at Memorial Day Bask, Doom beat Tony Atlas and Bad Bad LeRoy Brown causing Ernie Ladd to lose his managerial license. Ross also let’s everyone know that he has since left the UWF as has Tony Atlas, Ray Candy and LeRoy Brown. Bill Watts steps in and explains that Tony Atlas, who Ladd turned on last week was forced to leave the UWF due to him being under contract to Ernie Ladd who has since sold his contract to another wrestling promotion as Ladd claimed that he could not stomach Atlas to be around him any longer. Watts also says that LeRoy Brown and Ray Candy are staying loyal to Ladd and his Nation of Domination and have agreed to follow Ladd wherever he goes. Hacksaw Butch Reed: How does it feel Ernie Ladd to know that I have know put you out of the UWF twice! First I whopped your behind and forced you to retire and now Ron Simmons and myself have ended your managerial career here in the UWF! Ron Simmons: Boy did that feel great but one thing is for sure… we have some unfinished business with Ray Candy who Pearl Harbored us after the match. If you ever dare to return to the UWF we will beat you like the dog you are! I don’t even care if you bring back Ernie Ladd with you! I mean I just got here and have not had the pleasure of pounding his big ugly head! COMMERCIAL Match: Eddie Gilbert with Missy Hyatt beats Jerry Musher with the Hotshot Eddie Gilbert: Well, well, well… I know all you Rednecks here in Arkansas where hoping you would not be seeing my face tonight. Well get used to it! That stupid Tommy Rich thought a real women like Missy Hyatt would be by his side when she could have Hotstuff! Well I guess we fooled all you pea brains and now Tommy Rich is out of the UWF! Let’s put that aside for a minute and get down to what is really important around here and that is getting a belt around my waist and to make sure that Missy Hyatt is recognized as Queen of the UWF! Missy Hyatt: That’s right and why not kill two birds or dogs with one stone. I mean what else would you call a skank like Baby Doll but a dog! Her and Lex Luger call themselves the Perfect Alliance but they are just the perfect losers. All of a sudden Baby Doll and Lex Luger rush out but Missy and Gilbert ran away towards the locker room! Baby Doll: Any day Missy! Any day. In fact, I am pretty confident that I could beat Eddie Gilbert never mind you. Lex Luger: Eddie Gilbert… you have crossed the line. You have allowed that mouthpiece in a tube top to write a check you can’t cash. When I get you in the Torture Rack, you are going to know why they call me the Total Package. How about it Cowboy Watts … this week at the Mid-South Coliseum … Eddie Gilbert and myself for the UWF Southern Championship. Cowboy Bill Watts: Deal! MATCH Honky Tonk Ron Ferris beats Homer O’Dell with the Shake Rattle & Roll Jim Ross: Well Ron Ferris its been awhile since we have seen you in these parts. Honky Tonk Man: First of all, from now on I will answer only to Honky Tonk Man and the reason it took me so long to get back to the UWF is the man to your left. That’s right; it is Cowboy Bill Watts who is at fault. I have been up north for quite some time and have become famous for my music and also my wrestling and Cowboy Bill Watts did not want to pay me what I am worth. In fact, it has taken months to get this deal done. One of the only reasons I agreed to come back here was to put that loud mouth Jerry Lawler in his place. Well just as I thought. As soon as he heard I was in contract talks to return, that yellow bellied dog ran for the hills. Well listen up Lawler, where ever you may be, I will be in action this week in the town you say you are the King of… that’s right, Memphis. I will quickly put some jobber out of his misery and if you feel like hearing some chin music, come on down to the Mid-South Coliseum and I will let you hear me play my guitar across your head. COMMERCIAL MATCH THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS WITH JIM CORNETTE DEFEATS MEMPHIS VICE (Winston & Bryant) WITH THE ALABAMA JAMMER BY EATON ON WINSTON Jim Ross: Well Cornette, how does it fell to be the manager of the former NWA National Tag Team Champions as you lost the Scaffold Match to the Rock n Roll Express? Jim Cornette: Shut up Jim Ross! I mean it was a set up. The NWA conspired with the UWF to take our titles in some gimmick match. And trust me, mother’s lawyers are looking into it! Our shoulders were never down for the three count! Beautiful Bobby and Denis Condrey did not submit. Instead, we were smart enough to climb down a 25 foot scaffold and for this we have our belts taken away. Jim Ross: I think the goal was to stay up on the scaffold! Jim Cornette: I told you to shut up! It was a gimmick but let me tell you what won’t be… our victory this week in the Mid-South Coliseum as we are invoking our rematch clause! All of a sudden, the Rock n Roll Express strut out with their new titles and just verbally give it to the Midnight Express! This quickly brings out Dirty Dick Slater to put the numbers advantage on the side of Cornette. Ricky Gibson: Oh Dirty Dick Slater. I am glad you are here! While we have no problem beating the Midnight Express again but we needed a little insurance that you weren’t going to stick your nose in our business in the Mid-South Coliseum. Robert Gibson: That’s right Slater. We made a phone call to one of our old friends and he was more than happy to come down and make sure you mind your manners. In fact, he said while he was at it, he might as well come down here and take that UWF Continental Title from you. Dick Slater: Well if this is not an obvious bluff! The crowd erupts as we hear Jim Ross, “Bah Gawd its none other than Terry Taylor! Terry Taylor: Oh Baby does it feel good to be back in the UWF and it is going to feel great taking back that title! Dick Slater seems a little shocked here as he stammers that Terry Taylor isn’t getting a title shot just because he has shown up. He must work his way up from the bottom. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well, Slater, you seem to forget one thing. I make the matches around here. It will be you and Terry Taylor this week in the Mid-South Coliseum… with the Continental Title on the line. Match Haku with Skandar Akbar destroys Verlon Biggs with the Tongan Death Grip. Skandar Akbar: I know all of you people out there in TV land wonder who joined me at ringside at Memorial Day Bash and now you see. It is the return of the most dangerous man in all o f of professional wrestling… Haku. The Road Warriors are very lucky that they got out of Florida with those NWA Titles but they will not be so lucky next time. As I said, Haku is unstoppable and he won’t back down from Animal and Hawk! Jim Ross: Are you saying that Dr. Death or the Barbarian backed down? Skandar Akbar: You don’t see those belts in my possession do you? Jim Ross: Maybe that’s because Haku here tripped up Dr. Death? Haku gives Jim Ross a stare that would send shivers down anyone’s spine as Akbar walks off. COMMERCIAL Match RON FULLER WITH RON WRIGHT BEATS DEAN GARRETT WITH THE FULLER LEGLOCK The crowd is all over Fuller as they are furious he turned on Bullet Bob Armstrong at the Memorial Day Bash. Ron Wright: What is wrong with you people. I mean you are boing the Tennessee Stud! The man who is doing God’s work. He clobbered that heathen Bob Armstrong. One by one, we will get rid of the Unchristian Ones! Ron Fuller: I always knew Bob Armstrong was stupid but I never realized just how stupid he was. Did he ever think that a Fuller, the Royal Family of Wrestling would help an Armstrong … the bottom feeders of wrestling. Jim Ross, do you know how good it felt to hold Bob Armstrong done as Big Bubba Ottman and Grizzly Boone hit Gian Splash after Giant Splash across the chest and ribs of Bob Armstrong. Jim Ross: You are sick Ron Fuller just sick but I know never to count the Bullet out! Take a look at this video. We see Bob Armstrong in a hospital gown in a hospital bed with his abdomen completely wrapped as he vows revenge! Ron Fuller: Hahahaha, I think he had that gowned on backwards! Armstrong, whenever you get back to the UWF, if you get back… Ron Wright, myself and the rest of our Army are going to finish the job!

Just perfect! Finally something from today that is so fun to read. Hope you find another project as this one might be coming to an end soon

The NWA is on fire and MACW is leading the way with this SuperCard! I enjoy babyfaces doing the heel thing as Valiant canes Oliver to help Taylor! KKB continues to moves up the ranks and is a force to be reckon with! Not sure why Dr. Tom is one of my favorites but I love the roll he is on right now... even if it is with a handful of tights That 10 second count has so many interpretations.... and it is always what serves the purpose at the moment. Idol should have asked why he didn't get a new 10 when Fuller got back in. Glad Rocky Johnson and Cooley are having a nice run here. They have finally found a home to get them over the top in this game. Dibiase with help is unstoppable. He will need to find away to buy the NWA title but if he ever gets it, how will you get it away from him... Piledriver vs Piledriver as Orndorff beats Race. Great move here as he is a great choice to carry MACW forward.

Great storylines as Hogan and Flair is white hot. I also like the fact that you are breaking from the traditional WWF of jobber match after jobber match. It makes for a really fun read.

The people at the Will Rogers Center were treated to a great show. The Iceman has been on fire for a while know as we never know what to expect. He has such ability to be a babyface or a heel and you have gotten so much out of him. Is Lawler going to get involved with the Funks? Wow... and what are the Funks doing with Kamala? Dusty...Hansen... and Dibiase... Nothing else to so but AWESOME

Great build up to what is sure to be a supercard. Dibiase is such a star right now!

BASH PENSACOLA BAY CENTER MAY 26, 1986 Welcome everyone to the Memorial Day Bash in Pensacola, Florida. I am Jim Ross along with my partner Cowboy Bill Watts and we are coming to you from the Pensacola Bay Center. The UWF has really gone all out to honor the military this weekend and it all began last night at Admiral Mason Field at the United States Naval Base right here in Pensacola where the UWF gave a free wrestling show for all military personal and their families and tonight it is the huge event we have all been waiting for. Bill Watts: That’s right Jim. This wrestling spectacular has it all. Title matches, grudge matches, a Loser Leave Town Match and the big one, the finals of the UWF tournament to crown a new champion and Nikita Koloff vs Rick Martel for the NWA World Title! Jim Ross: We have such a busy night with 11 huge matches so let’s get to the ring. Brad Armstrong & Jeff Jarret vs The Hollywood Blondes (Rip Rogers & Buddy Landell) A nice show case here where all 4 have some technical skill and the heels are great at bringing some heat on themselves. In the end, we see Jeff Jarrett save Brad from the Figure 4 of Buddy Landell and then when the action goes a little bonzo gonza, Double J hit the inverted Russian Legsweep for the victory! If Jeff Jarrett every makes it in this sport, he is going to owe so much to Brad Armstrong who is really showing him the ropes. Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda vs Cowboy Ron Bass With Ron Wright already in the ring, the crowd is full of smiles as Street and Miss. Linda head to the ring. Some truly enjoy the antics of this duo while many of these big military dudes in the audience are just seeming to have a big chuckle. Once the match gets under way, Street seems to be one step ahead of Ron Bass and is able to control the opening minutes. He even backed Bass all the way into the corner and when the ref called for the break, Street planted a big kiss on the cheek of Bass. As Bass flailed around in disgust, he “accidently” knocked the ref down. This allowed Black Bart to rush the ring and hit Street, who was in the middle of getting a freshening perfume spray from Linda, with the branding iron. This made it easy for Bass to cover Street for the 3 count just as the ref was getting up. Bass and Bart berated the crowd as the celebrated their victory on the way back to the locker room as Miss. Linda was in the ring taking care of Exotic Adrian’s aching head. Ultimate Warrior VS Ron Wright’s Special Enforcer When Killer Khan walks out with Ron Wright, everyone in the Bay Center is stunned except for the Ultimate Warrior who doesn’t seem the least bit concerned. Neither of these wild men waited for the bell. This had nothing to do with wrestling as both men knew they were in an all-out fight. From the chops and kicks of Khan to the forearm smashes and Big Boots of the Warrior, both men were busted open within the first 5 minutes. Then the most amazing thing of the night happened… Ultimate Warrior gorilla press-slammed Khan over the top rope all the way to the floor. Warrior didn’t wait for the ref to make the 10 count, instead he went out after Khan and the war continued out on the floor resulting in a double count-out. In order to regain some order, the officials had to empty from the back and get these two monsters separated. Ron Wright’s Army (Grizzly Boone & Big Bubba Ottman) vs Bob Armstrong, Ron Fuller As he leads Boone and Ottman to the ring, Ron Wright is heard over and over again that this is the end of the Unchristian Alliance of Armstrong and Fuller. There is one thing that is obvious; Ron Wright is one of those people who just gets your blood boiling and the crowd is all over him. They explode as Fuller and Armstrong had to the ring as this one is really good vs evil. The match has some nice back and forth and what makes it really fun is that neither team has any interest in rules. Wright has tried his best here to interfere in the match but the most he has been able to accomplish so far is that he jumped up on the apron and was clocked by the Bullet. Boone and the Bullet are battling it out in the center of the ring and Boone is just too powerful and he comes out on top of this exchange. Boone goes for the Splash but somehow Armstrong rolls away and even though he is up there in years, he makes a quick move for the Georgia Jawbreaker Wham! Armstrong connects with his finisher! 1… 2… Wham… Jim Ross: Good Gawd Almighty! Ron Wright has just tossed his pair of knuckbusters to Ron Fuller and he has clocked his own partner. Bob Armstrong is busted wide open. Boone and Fuller embrace as Fuller holds Armstrong down for a Double Giant Splash by Ottman and Boone. Jim Ross: As Gawd is my witness, Bob Armstrong might just be broken in half. Finally, Wright’s Army covers Armstrong to put an end to this diabolical attack. Ron Wright, Grizzly Boon and Bubba Ottman hoist Fuller up on their shoulders and walk back to the locker room. The crowd is so mad, they are hitting Wright’s men with anything they can find as a medical crew rushes out with a stretcher for Bullet Bob. UWF Southern Title Match Lex Luger vs Dr. D David Schultz Two more big horses going at it here as Jim Ross reminds us that Baby Doll is nowhere to be found. Back and forth we go as both men are just too big and strong to be kept down for ever. It looked like it was over after Dr. D hit a piledriver but Luger kicked out at the count of 2. We have all seen an angry Dr. D but this time it was like he was going to explode. He grabs Luger by the head and yanks him up as he is going for another piledriver. Blocked by Luger. Schultz goes for it again. Back Body Drop by Luger who is now shaking as the adrenaline begins to pump through his body. The two exchange big right hands and the last one sent Schultz to the mat. As Schultz staggers to his feet, Luger comes off the ropes for a monster lariat. Luger then signals to the crowd that it is time for the Backbreaker Rack and they explode! Luger hoists Dr. D up across his shoulders and bends him in half! Shultz tries to wiggle free but Luger will have none of that! Shultz is forced to surrender and Luger retains his title. As the match comes to a close, the crowd stirs as Baby Doll heads to the ring. She comes through the middle ropes and walks right over to Lex. She grabs his arm and raises it in victory and the two walk out together as Dr. D just watches both his chance at a championship and a women walk up the aisle. UWF Continental Title Match “Dirty” Dick Slater with Jim Cornette vs Kendell Windham Another wild brawl where each man gets their turn to shine. Slater is as Dirty as always here but even his tapped fists and Figure 4 while holding the ropes for leverage can’t gain him the victory. After an eye rake on Windham, the ref admonishes Slater but this is when Cornette sees his chance and rushes into the ring and clobbers Windham with the tennis racket and Slater quickly comes over and gains the pinfall. Hacksaw Butch Reed & Ron Simmons vs the Nation of Domination (Tony Atlas & Bad Bad LeRoy Brown) with Ernie Ladd There is some real bad blood between these teams and at the center of the conflict is Ernie Ladd. Jim Ross reminds us that on the line in this match is Ernie Ladd’s Managerial License. As the action gets under way, we see these 4 big men are going for broke with power move after power. We see Atlas strap in the Bearhug on Simmons, Reed hits the Gorilla Press Slam on Brown, Brown hits Reed with the Ghetto Blaster and Simmons powerslam Atlas but each time someone hit a big move a save was made. Things seemed to take a turn for the worse when Ladd hit a Big Boot on Reed but the crowd exploded as Ray Candy heads towards the ring to balance the sides out. As soon as Reed and Atlas get back in the ring after their little excursion to the floor, Reed tags in Simmons. Ron ducks a big clothesline attempt from Atlas and catches him with a huge powerslam. Reed rushes over and knocks Brown off the apron so he can’t make the save! 1…2…3. Simmons gets the 3 count and as Jim Ross hypes up the fact the Ernie Ladd has lost his managerial license, Ray Candy hits the ring and wallops an unsuspecting Butch Reed. We now see Ray Candy, LeRoy Brown and Ernie Ladd all over Simmons and Reed. After the damage is done, they head over and begin a 3-1 crushing of Tony Atlas! When the beating ends, Ray Candy and LeRoy Brown embrace and then turn to Ernie Ladd and the two salute him like his is some king of General. The Midnight Express with Jim Cornette vs The Rock n Roll Express NWA NATIONAL TAG TEAM TITLE SCAFFOLD MATCH The champs come out first and they seem a little hesitant to climb the 25 foot scaffold to the top. Jim Cornette looks up and is upset and threatens to walk away but the ref reminds him that in tonight’s match, a countout will result in a title change. Reluctantly, Eaton and Condrey begin the ascent. The speakers begin to blast, “Rock n Roll All Night” and the crowd goes wild. Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton also seem a bit nervous but quickly take their place atop the scaffold. The rules are simple, when both members of one team reach the floor, the other team wins. As the match starts, Gibson and Eaton carefully make their way to the center of the ladders that join the two sides of the scaffold. They lock up collar and elbow. As they do this, Morton quickly crawls between both of their legs and is on Condrey in a second. The teams continue to battle for a number of minutes but most of this is from a sitting position so they have a wide base for balance. Morton was able to catch Condrey with an enzuguri kick which knocked him off balance. Lover Boy Dennis ends up dangling from the side of one of the ladders and Ricky simple stomps on his hands until he lets go. Condrey falls the 25 feet to the ring and appears to have hurt his ankle. Cornette is irate and begins to kick and scream about how this type of match is barbaric. Eaton begins to descend down the scaffold and it is hard to tell if he is quitting or hiding. Robert Gibson is in hot pursuit of him. Ricky Morton begins to come across the ladders like he is on the monkey bars when he was a kid. Eaton sees this as a chance to at least take out one member of the Rock n Roll Express and starts to monkey bar at Ricky. They meet in the middle and begin to make giant swings at each other. Both were landing some heavy kicks to the chest of their opponent. Gibson is still in hot pursuit of Eaton and is monkey barring behind him. Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson are now alternating kicks on Beautiful Bobby. Ricky is hitting him in the chest and when he sways the other way, Robert is kicking him in the back. After about 3 rounds of this, Eaton crashes to the ring. The Rock n Roll Express are the winners ane new NWA National Champions! Ricky and Robert careful monkey bar back across and descend to the ring as the crowd gives them a huge ovation. Loser Leave Town Match NO DQ Eddie Gilbert vs Tommy Rich with Missy Hyatt Cowboy Bill Watts and the UWF Board of Directors has decided this feud has gone far enough and that this is the last stand as the loser must leave the UWF! Eddie Gilbert is in the ring first and he seems poised to go. Missy Hyatt, in a very revealing outfit, leads Wildfire to the ring and she walks right up to Gilbert and smacks him across the face. As Hyatt prances away, the ref calls for the bell and the war is on. This has little to do with wrestling and looks more like a backyard brawl. The action often spills outside the ring and both men use anything they can find. Even though both men are a bloodied mess, Wildfire seems to be in control. He hits 3 consecutive body slams on the concrete floor and then rolls Gilbert into the ring! On his way into the ring, Tommy Rich grabs a steel chair and he is bringing into the ring with him. Gilbert seems to be really struggling and it is like a light bulb goes off in Rich’s head. He calls Missy Hyatt into the ring and hands her the chair. Wildfire grabs Gilbert as the crowd implores Missy to clock Gilbert! WHAM! Jim Ross: Oh my… that little jeezabel… Missy Hyatt has just clocked Tommy Rich and he is out. She is jumping around as giddy as 5 year old on Christmas morning. Eddie Gilbert looks at her with a big smirk across his face and it dawns on everyone that this was all a set up. Gilbert covers Rich and gets the victory. The crowd is stunned as Wildfire is out of the UWF! NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH The Road Warriors with Paul Ellering vs Devastation Inc. (Steve “Dr. Death” Williams & the Barbarian) with Skandar Akbar Jim Ross: No doubt about it… this one is going to be a slobberknocker! And that was the understatement of the year. Dr. Death and the Barbarian and two men who won’t back down from the Road Warriors and this match always seemed to be one big move away from being over. In fact, it was many huge moves away as both teams hit each other with everything but the kitchen sink. Dr. Death hit Animal with the Spear. Hawk caught Barbarian with the Doomsday Device. The Barbarian hit his diving headbut on Hawk and Animal nearly decapitated Dr. Death with a huge clothesline. Each team it looked to be over, the partner made the save and we went bonza gonza for a while with all four men in the ring. All of a sudden another man in Arabian attire heads to the ring and Skandar Akbar is ecstatic. The two embrace and we hear the murmur in the crowd. Jim Ross has no idea who it is but we find out that he is quickly going to get involved. As Dr. Death goes to whip Hawk into the ropes, Hawk reverses it. The mystery man doesn’t see the reversal and pulls the middle rope down causing Dr. Death to crash to the floor. Hawk quickly climbs the rope and crashes all the way to the floor for a flying clothesline. The ref is about to make the 10 count on Williams and Akbar tells his friend to roll Dr. Death into the ring so there is not a countout. This just leads to a Doomsday Device and the win by the Road Warriors. As Dr. Death staggers to his feet, he seems confused and what has just happened while Akbar seems frustrated that Devastation Inc. did not win the titles. UWF TITLE MATCH Magnum. T.A. vs Dick Murdoch with Ron Wright The crowd is on pins and needles for this one as T.A. is the most popular wrestler in the UWF right now and anyone seen with Ron Wright is automatically enemy #1. Murdoch loves the heat he is getting from the crowd and jumps T.A. before the bell rings. With this Pearl Harbor attack, Murdoch controls the opening minutes but can’t gain the victory. Eventually T.A. gets his time in the sun and it looks like he is trying to set Murdoch up for the Belly to Belly as he whips Captain Redneck into the ropes. Ron Wright sees this also and actually pulls down the middle rope causing his man to tumble to floor. Murdoch is a little worse for wear but Wright actually saved his man from a loss with that quick thinking. The camera catches Ron Wright giving Murdoch his “chisel” (Brass Knuckles) as he heads to the ring. Ole Anderson, watching from the back also say this and rushed to the ring. He went right into the ring and alerted the ref. The ref checks Murdoch as finds the weapon and rips them off of the hand of Purdoch. Since the brass knuckles where never used, there is not DQ and the match continues. The ref simple tosses the chisel out of play but Ole sees this and grabs the brass knuckles and puts them on his own hand. Wham… Ole Anderson has clocked Ron Wright and the crowd goes wild. Murdoch sees this and is momentarily distracted. This is all T.A. needs to hit the Belly to Belly Suplex and the match is over. Jim Ross: And the new UWF Champion is Magnum T.A.! NWA WORLD TITLE MATCH Rick Martel vs Nikita Koloff This one has the large military contingent in the audience on edge and Nikita and Uncle Ivan do a great job of bringing the heat down upon themselves as the head to the ring waving the Russia flag. The crowd completely changes as the cheer the appearance of the champion. As Martel makes his way to the ring, Jim Ross expresses concern about his health and energy level as he reminds us of the heinous attack by Koloff on Martel and the Johnny Rougeau Memorial Cup and the fact that he just wrestled a huge match in Japan just two days ago against Jumbo Tsuruta. When we finally do get under way, it appears that Jim Ross might be correct. Martel does not seem to be quite at his peak and Koloff controls the first few minutes. That all changed when Koloff thought he had Martel down and out and went for the Russian Sickle and Martel ducked under and hit the ropes and came off with a flying cross body block. Martel now gets his time to shine and he connects with some big moves including the gutwrench suplex, the airplane spin and the Slingshot Splash but each time he thought he had Nikita pinned, the Russian Nightmare kicked out at the count of 1. Martel changes his plan and goes for the submission victory as he locks in the Boston Crab! Nikita simply does a pushup and drags the champ to the ropes forcing the break. A big exchange in the middle of the ring and Koloff, the monster heel, once again takes charge. Russian Sickle #1… No pin attempt. Koloff simple pulls the champ up by the head. Russian Sickle #2… No pin attempt. Russian Sickle #3. Russian Sickle #4. Jim Ross: Nikita Koloff is not just out to hurt Rick Martel, he is trying to end his career. Something must be done before this monster does some permanent damage. The camera focuses on the ramp to the ring and Ole Anderson and Magnum T.A. are rushing down the aisle. Ole Anderson has a white towel in his hand and he never hesitates to throw it into the ring. Magnum gets between Martel and the Nightmare while Ole goes to help Martel. Ole is frantically calling for the doctor as Nikita doesn’t even seem to celebrate. Ivan has the belt and Nikita is just giving huge flex after huge flex! Jim Ross: Bah Gawd… the new NWA Champion is the devil himself, Nikita Koloff. What could possible be next? As Nikita and Uncle Ivan begin to had to the locker room, a nearly 7’0 Japanese man comes walking down the aisle. It is obvious that Ivan Koloff knows who he is and sees his appearance as a threat as he steps towards him. Jim Ross: Bawh Gawd fans, its former NWA Champion, Giant Baba WHAM! Big Boot to Ivan’s face and down he goes. Baba and Nikita are now throwing haymakers at each other and as the screen fades to black, Jim Ross ends the show by saying he doesn’t know what happened in Japan but it is obvious they believe they still have some claim to the NWA World Title. We will have to keep our eyes on this situation very closely. What would be the lesser of two evils… the NWA title in Japan or the NWA title around the waist of the Russian Nightmare. Fans… these are some dark days.

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Now that is some show for a high school gym

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Very cool show. I dont think I have ever seen a cage match on TV. Adonis not taking the fall for MS-1 was fun and I enjoyed the KIller Bees and NIghtmares here. Your tag team division is really heating up.