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A strangely attractive woman that ODB. Using her humongous, cartoonish foster tits as deadly weapons will always get a pop out of me. Her, Jamie Noble and Nidia are the only people who I ever enjoyed doing the Trailer Park Trash gimmick.

I think Jarrett is underrated and people never give him a chance because 'never drew a dime lol' bs. He was supposedly a top three merch seller with the Slap Nuts stuff, or so I have read (Torch iirc). Also, fuck anyone who thinks Jarrett going in to the HOF is some kind of crime. If Rikishi and Koko and the Attitude Era women can go in then Jeff Jarrett deserves to go in.

Is he really mad at Scott Steiner? I found his rant and then 'it was a rib lol' unfunny and weird.

I had to stop clicking on his stuff around December 2016. He is a ridiculous person. You only need to read the comment section of his work to see how ridiculous he is.

I really, really hope Braun and Alexa continue to be associated after this challenge.

I saw a comment on YouTube that I really liked. Curt Hawkins interrupts Alexa Bliss and she storms off to Braun and tells him to smash Hawkins. The comment was something like.. she's like a ten year old Pokemon trainer with a lvl 100 Pokemon. Alexa Bliss and Braun > Everyone. I love this team.

Brock and Braun being unprofessional is awesome.

I had to laugh at a comment on Wreddit. It's how I remember feeling about RAW 15 and when I quit watching in 2009.. Obviously not everything sucked post Attitude Era and obviously Austin was the main event of RAW 15. That show.. that was the show that made my mind up on nostalgia shows. I find them sad. Sad and terrible in quality. Had to laugh at someone saying Kevin Nash proved how smart he was once again by avoiding this show.

As somebody who doesn't follow wrestling that much anymore.. whats the rumblings with this Enzo character?

Gabi Garcia has a fan in me. She's a ridiculously roided up amazon who can barely fight. Just awesome. She was overweight by, like, 26 pounds or something.

Reading through some of the threads on Wreddit and Wrestling Forum in regards to Wrestle Kingdom's main event outcome has been glorious. The absolute most fun I've had visiting those places in a while.

Interesting as in interesting. The person's name in nWoWolfpacTV. He is often accused of being biased but he always states his sources.. which, of course, the detractors ignore and just mock him (the Wreddit and Wrestling Forum crowd mostly). The numbers thing is on his Twitter but I can't post it here.

Has anyone seen the list of average WWF/E House Show attendance figures flying around recently? A guy crunched a shit load of numbers from various sources (mainly the WON) and it came back with some really interesting stuff. The guy is getting shit because he's an 'anti-smark', likes the big guys and is an nWo guy but he has really done some research to the point that people think he's made it all up. He has some videos on the internet too and some of the information he puts in the description boxes are also very, very interesting. A lot of his numbers, quotes and so on and so forth comes from the WON.

Absolutely. Victor and Jason were fantastic. Big Brother UK Fight Night 2004 is a reality television moment everyone needs to see at least once before they die. I like to imagine how I would act when I watch stuff like that.. and I think I would have reacted exactly the same way as Jason did when he walked in that room that night (his exasperation). I don't think I would be that aggressive though nor would I throw a dinner plate or whatever it was at someones head like Victor did to Emma but.. Jungle Cats > Lip Gloss Bitches. It isn't even close.

I don't watch anything new and I haven't watched anything new since 2009. I have thought about why and all I can come up with is that I feel absolutely nothing when it comes to 'modern' wrestling. I don't even think I could attempt to watch anything new ever again. I'm not a Jim Cornette type but I also am not as open minded as I thought I was. I figured I would become more open minded about wrestling as I got older but I haven't.

Okay.. I decided to take a look myself C.S. and I was just typing random stuff in and I came across a video just a few minutes ago called WCW funny commentary. It seems to be from the UK Worldwide show because it's Scott Hudson, Larry Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone and a chap called Armando Quintero. I cannot remember Larry or Tony being on commentary at all but some of clips from the video were from shows I remember watching as a child and even some of Scott Hudson's commentary. I have a fantastic memory at times. Our man Armando's voice is the Latino commentator I remember and I also remember some of his lines just like I remember some of Hudson's lines! I've spent years wondering who the hell that guy was and now I know. One of the clips featured (which blew me away) is the Jarrett-Kidman match I talked about in my original post. The very first wrestling show I ever watched. I even remember both Hudson and Quintero's commentary.

I remember reading that as a lurker. I was born in 1992 and my first exposure to wrestling was Channel 5 (UK) WCW Worldwide as a seven year old. I remember a lot of it. IMO the best opening to any wrestling show ever. The whole satellite and cool music and dude in the shades got me so pumped. It was, like, a recap show with a Latino commentator (they said Oscar Gutierrez so I'm sure they were ribbing. I still have no idea who the guy was) and Scott Hudson (whom I liked a lot and still do). They also had the Batman KAPOW! and that kind of stuff. On this particular episode they showed.. Thunder Buff Bagwell vs. Vampiro with Dr. Death Steve Williams beating the Misfits with Oklahoma.. who showed up ringside for whatever reason. Sting vs. Lex Luger.. Luger had Sting face paint and and wrestled in a shirt and pants. Elizabeth showed up and kinda distracted Sting by getting knocked over by him. I forget the result. I clearly forget a lot of this match and what the story was about. Chris Benoit vs. Bret Hart © for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. I was in awe of Benoit's offence. He felt so real to seven year old me. I'm not a fan of him nowadays. Not because of the murder-suicide but because he, along with Eddie, Malenko and others, just doesn't do anything for me. I never feel anything whenever I see them wrestle. I was also in awe of Hart.. more so because he was a man who wore pink and I was a little shit seven year old at the time and wondered why a man would wear pink. They felt so special to me. Jarrett showed up and spray painted Benoit after using a guitar on him. Then Goldberg comes out and nails Jarrett before chasing after Hart who escaped in a limo. Goldberg was showed slamming his fists onto the limo and I was awe of him. They did not show him punching through the window. I remember the Latino commentator talking up the nWo all through the show and saying how he'd hung out with the boys in the Caribbean and getting mad because he said Caribbean different to how I would say it. Potato potato. I have a fantastic memory at times. Nitro Jeff Jarrett © vs. Billy Kidman for the United States Heavyweight Championship. I liked Jarrett a lot and I remember loving this match as a kid. Kidman wasn't all that to me. Still isn't. The nWo I had heard so much about showed up.. and I was in awe of Kevin Nash. I still am. A huge fan I am. He was so big and had a baseball bat which he used to knocked Kidman off the top rope. Jarrett won. Lethal Lottery: David Flair and TBA vs. Evan Karagias and Vampiro. Flair originally was supposed to team with a man called The Maestro.. he gets absolutely twatted by a man called Crowbar wielding a crowbar or a pipe or some shit and I was instantly a fan. Crowbar and Flair and Daffney were so weird and awesome to me. Latino commentator talks in a funny voice and is sort of roleplaying as Crowbar and Flair as they walk down the aisle and then says "Oh Vampiro's coming out!" in a sort of campy Vampire accent as Vampiro dives onto the pair outside before the match even begins. I loved Vampiro so much. Vampiro and Evan did not get along and I still to this day mark out when he back body drops Shane Helms and Shannon Moore over the top rope. It was so fucking awesome. I remember Flair's stomps sucking even as a child. I knew wrestling was fake but I just couldn't help thinking wth? when he was stomping away. Flair got destroyed by Vampiro's Nail in the Coffin. Crowbar twats Vampiro with his weapon and he and Flair win. Lethal Lottery: Kevin Nash vs. The Wall and TBA. Nash says Hall hasn't arrived. He gets interrupted by The Wall whom I instantly find awesome and I still love his theme music to this day. Wall stops and waits on his mystery partner and I instantly become a Sid Vicious fan. He fist bumps the fans and looks like an absolute animal. Sid is still one of my favorite wrestlers to this day. I remember finding him so magnetic/couldn't take my eyes off him as a kid and I still think that now. He felt special to seven year old me. His rip off music is still awesome. A nothing match which I loved as a kid because it was three huge guys bombing each other. nWo keeps getting involved and this pisses off Sid. I was so entertained. Its a little hazy now but I remember Benoit running out and leveling Nash with a vicious punch which I loved. I remember Big Poppa Pump coming out and him pretending to be hurt before joining the nWo. Oh if only I knew how much I would love this old looking dude called Scott Steiner during this era as an adult.. The end was the nWo putting Sid in a car and Nash being laid down on the front of it as it was driven out of the building. I thought he was coolest motherfucker ever. Just chilled out as the fliers or whatever drop from the ceiling. A monster truck runs over the car with Sid in it. I had no idea who was who at the time and why I should care about any of them but I loved it. I absolutely loved it. It was so fucking awesome to me. I know now that it was a company dying of thirst out in the middle of nowhere but I still find myself entertained by that period of time. I know after 1997 that the Monday Night Wars takes a nosedive into a lot of whatever.. I dunno. I still enjoy it a lot. It's not nostalgia or anything like that because, as I said, my first exposure to wrestling was in 1999 and I only saw the arse end of the MNW.

Tylene Buck's Twitter is my new favorite thing. I am absolutely fascinated by WCW 1999-2001. TNA at both its Best and its Worst is nowhere near as entertaining to me.

I remember a Big Brother contestant called Makosi Musambasi being a really big favorite to win BBUK in 2005.. up until she decided to fake being pregnant because Anthony fingered her in the pool and claimed they'd done it. This was after quite a lot of hilarious antics and mind games she played that entire series and it was only, like, Day 36? She went pretty cabin fever (and not in a funny way) in the last two weeks and I really soured on her. One of her big heel things (I'm sure she did this) was to grind on some of the guys and then embarrass them. God.. she was glorious. In fact that entire series was full of hilarious, obnoxious and disgusting people. Big Brother UK casting was perfect that year. Another would be Sezer from the next series. He ranged from funny to disturbing. I'm thinking of throwing someone's bowl of cereal away. Them refilling the bowl.. and him throwing it away again. It doesn't help that the person clearly was chosen by casting people because he was a gay Scottish Muslim (iirc?) with clear mental issues. The guy wasn't completely innocent (he was pretty shitty himself) and did rub everyone up the wrong way.. but I did feel the isolation of him from the group was a step to far. Way to far. From the same series Grace. 2006 was a much different time. That's all I will say.

I revisited the Reboot era of WCW 2000/2001. I liked Steiner, O'Haire, Shakira, Midajah, Pamela Paulshock. Russoism almost killed me with the television put on in May. I felt exhausted by the time Steiner became the WHC. I hated the Magnificent group and Steiner becoming a minion. Has anyone ever made women so undesirable like Russo? Kimberly reminded me of Karen Angle (2007). It made me feel fifteen again. Those awful Impact! shows. I am dreading going back through the Attitude Era.

Gangrel. Ministry of Darkness. I could listen to those for hours. Also, this.. https://youtu.be/gnRqyxF_0W8 It wasn't actually a Sid theme.. but my god does it go well with the video.

This thread was created on February 11, 2007.. it is February 12, 2017. That is 10 looong years of absolute rubbish. I quit watching 'modern' wrestling in late 2008 or early 2009. I was a huge TNA fan in 2006. I loved the Sting-Jarrett feud and its payoff. I loved LAX-Styles & Daniels. I even liked Jim Cornette. Something.. something happened in between November 2006 and January 2007. Whatever went wrong went completely wrong. All hell broke loose and yes.. yes this is the very worst promotion in the history of professional wrestling. What other company chased away every single opportunity they ever had to be a contender? I also agree with Billy. Dixie Carter is no dummy. She's a born heel. She's done the lot of us.

Fuck Punk. I was indifferent to him in general (as a wrestler, human being) up until he refused to shake Gall's hand. So.. he trains for years (LOL at the training videos and the final result), takes a shortcut to the UFC and even talks about potential title shots and I should give him credit? Fuck Punk and his dreams.