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If this match is anything above decent you might start calling Braun Atlas, because he just carried the weight of the world on his shoulders

And tagging out refusing to work with a concussion is some A grade stuff.

I am fucking dead at Booker trying to do one of those Ranallo-esque references and Graves burying him immediatly

When you put it that way, it sounds awesome AF. But how would they get their revenge? It would be the ultimate opportunity to build a female People's Champ, tbh. Obviously Steph would need to be the ultimate bullshit champ

No joke, Steph winning the Rumble would be a magnificent troll job that actually would make sense if you write her as this Maleficent-tier evil witch, pitting the other women against each other just so she could reign supreme.

I guess technically AJ Styles is just a synonym for WWE Championship in this context. I like him. He did everything right in this match. As usual, honestly. Really, really fun Royal Rumble. Makes my "Hurricane Helms as 205 GM" theory be more plausible.

Also, as long as Roman is the best guy to elevate other people in their accomplishments, they are not going to stop having hin in the final 4.

This Nakamura/Reigns segment makes me believe they have a BANGER in them

Real talk, this is a legit great Rumble.

oh wait no PLEASE DON'T LET ZIGGLER WIN

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES

Adam Cole looks like a jobber, and I don't even say that out of spite

Amazing Kofi spot this year, holy shit. A three man Rey Mysterio entrance.

Mark Henry (I wish)

EL IDOLO

As long as it is her pointing to the Wrestlemania sign Unless she is pointing the sign because Rousey has permanently pointed it in that direction then Can you imagine? Ronda at #29 and Stephanie, from the commentary booth, enters at #30 and blindsides her. Would be GOAT Rumble.

As long as it is her pointing to the Wrestlemania sign

Buckle up boys, this is gonna be good.

AJ is the absolute best in the world right now, followed very, VERY closely by Gargano.

WWE Title as the first main card match! Something to make the crowd come alive, I guess?

Yeah, the best I can say about that US Title match is that it happened

KO blasting Peter Rosenberg was nice.

Nice trios match, and the crowd thankfully was into it.

Velveteen is MONEY. Oozes charisma, airbrushes his opponent's face in his attire, has incredible mannerisms... and of course, the top tier entrances. The 30 or less knockout was a fun semi-stipulation to the match, and did they deliver. Crowd was so much into it from the get go. A fun slugfest with some sloppy moments. Ohno is a good base to make people shine (like Sullivan on the previous Takeover), but man did Dream make this match work wonders. Fun stuff. Dream deserves to be in the main roster after some polishing - that first Death Valley Driver spot was SCARY

AOP work surprisingly well as FIP, or working the hot tag. They are quickly becoming one of the most complete tag teams around, which is fucking INSANE considering how young they are. UE did some nice work with their pestering, constant leg attacks. The fact that it actually paid off in the end made the structure of the match even sweeter.