Dav'oh

Dear Darby, There is no such thing as a prosthetic spine. You get one (1) spine and it has to last you your whole life. Sincerely etc

I didn't say it wasn't entertaining, nor that the angle sucked. In January, I wrote, "make this man (Sami) President of Everything". I stand by that. He's magic. But he's not challenging Roman at Mania, because he can't be taken seriously. Hasn't been taken seriously in ages. People wonder where the Bloodline angle is going, and I'm just pointing out where it's NOT going.

KO was in a main-event position years ago; now he's the sixth? seventh? eighth? wheel in a comedy act (and the Bloodline is a comedy act now). Sami/El G was always a comedy wrestler at heart, so they really leant into it with the Jackfucks match, and continue to do so. It's "can Sami make the Bloodline corpse", not "whose arse are they gonna kick". That War Games match was just an angle building to a comedy hug (like Kane and DB hugging it out). And people want Sami and KO to team and beat the Usos...which is not a main-event slot and is just a reversion to type. They would never have jobbed anyone they had serious, main-event plans for as a wrestler to a buffon of a relic of a gimp from 20 years ago and a giant mousetrap. "Don't get too good at doing comedy jobs, that's all they'll have you do", to paraphrase.

Yeah, nah...Sami ain't going from losing to *checks notes* bwahahahahaha 51 year-old self-abusing non-wrestler Johnny Knoxville and *checks notes* a giant mousetrap, at one WrestleMania, to challenging the Tribal Chief at the next. Same with Owens, after his loss to 612 year-old alcoholic retiree Steve Austin.

Red cards galore for LdF...

What's Buffalo's Human Rights record like?

They gonna get cute and use VAR in the Smackdown World Cup Final? As long as they're not handing out vuvuzelas.

I'm sure he's watching lots of tits, boobies and swallows (ahem).

From an Irish mythology first name with a Norse mythology surname, to a Greek mythology first name with a Norse mythology surname? It's as wrong as "disorientate", a Latin suffix on a Greek word...(sorry, pet peeve).

Seth wearing fucking LINGERIE!!!???!!!

All good, brother. I know my views and way of expressing them are...odd. I remember you took one for the team about the Village Green thing, and I'll always thank you for that

*for the record, about 30 bowls

Well, that was a whole lot of nothing which side-stepped all my questions in favour of "how high are you bro? You goober". "A talking point against me"? A bit overly defensive, there, C.S. It was a comparative question, responding to your superlative. As in, you said my post was the most pointless (like most unique, hey?). I asked if it was as pointless as any of yours (and gave an example). Your evasiveness makes me think the answer is "yes". I'd never use 7.9k posts against someone. I think it's great and I look forward to more. Now, if someone could explain why it's ridiculous to ask why no-one's actually addressing the source of their grief, when they're easily accessible on the social medias, that'd be swell...

He did sign, so this is an irrelevant question. I was responding to your massively relevant "If I'm Tony K" comment. Clearly, I should've said, "Well, you're not so fuck off". I will do better in the future. As pointless as the rest of this discussion? Or as pointless as your 7,900+ posts ("If I'm Tony K" lol. Real fucking pointy). As dishonest as you using "if", then shutting down a continuation of your "if"? I'm naive, yes. I'm romantic, yes. It's still real to me, yes. I'm never "intellectually dishonest". DB's on Twitter. People are talking, here, about Bryan breaking some unspoken contract. Betrayal. Violation of some sacred bond between performer and audience or something. This thread is full of jilted lovers. I assume some of the aggrieved parties partake of social media. One poor guy was nearly having a meltdown, others are angry and feel they are owed something - you've read them. Why the fuck wouldn't people this passionate air their grievances with this bounder who's gallivanting around Dark and breaking their hearts, when he's right fucking there, on the social medias. No dishonesty. Just wondering if even one person has let Daniel know how they feel instead of flogging a dead horse for pages and pages here. Pointlessly.

In all sincerity, have any of you ever contacted Messrs Danielson & Khan regarding your concerns? If "yes", could you share their responses with us?

You think Bryan signs with AEW in the first place if Tony has that attitude? Truly?

Ronda and Shayna, beat me up. And do it disrespectfully, please.

MJF going for the cheapest of cheap heat? Say it isn't so!

I prefer Jogo Bonito. Poetic and romantic. Do WxW still do Wrestlers vs Fans football matches? AEW or the 'E should borrow the concept. WWE not understanding how the World Cup works. Semi-final on Smackdown has USA! vs USA!!

But wrestling is crap. 95% of pro-wrestling is mindless bullshit*. But that other 5%...is why we're here. It actually compares well to the "real world", which is running at 99% mindless bullshit. *Figure supplied by a worker or "personality". I forget who I'm quoting.

I keep coming back to: "People used to watch wrestling to see it being done. Now they watch to see how it's done." I made a conscious decision to return to the former. Turns out that for me, being a "mark" is a lot more fun than being "smart".

Note to our Saudi overlords: "500 Lashes in a Cell" is not a match-type.

I’m thankful PWO even lets me post here. I guess message boards need jobbers, too. Enjoy your holiday and may all your angels be one-winged.

People be treating DB as a commodity they own a share in, replete with voting rights. Not everyone's a mercenary. Accept that and enjoy what he gives us, or butt your head against a wall.

Jericho with the Kofi Kingston Collapsed Chest