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I'm not sure "Shotgun Dropkicked in the Face By A Kamikaze Paraglider" says much about the seediness of the biz. Buff Bigelow, Male Gigolo, isn't wrestling-related either. Interesting that they're doing the living. I wonder if they'll take part? (edit: they probably need the money, so, yes?)

All animals, when they have success with an action, will repeat the behaviour. It's going to be a long winter, mon ami. "WHAT?" Both chimpanzees and humans spontaneously imitate each other's actions. "WHAT?"

Bruno beats Buddy by iffy submission. Koloff clean over Bruno. Morales Scott Special over Koloff. Stasiak Scott Special over Morales (unannounced at the arena). Bruno over Stasiak - three bodyslams. And the rest have been mentioned.

I think the health concerns are misdirected; Roman can get through a promo without an inhaler. Avg. life expectancy for a Samoan male = 70.004 years. Avg. life expectancy for a Samoan condom stuffed with walnuts, jacked beyond fuck, taking every chemical known to Bayer = considerably less than 70.004 years. I don't know the half-life of steroids, but there's every chance the Rock continues to put on mass in the grave.

Didn't WWE give Dolph the chance to "book his own shit" as it were, and what he came up with was an Entrance Music gimmick?

Jack Perry turned up with a "Scapegoat" armband, challenged Shota, tore up his AEW contract, and grew a beard (not in that order). He may or may not resemble Sami Zayn.

Laughing at Agony Aunt Alvarez setting up a 24hr counselling service for Wrestlers Embarrassed by Tweets Unrelated to Them. Sure, Bryan. Sure. Like, what the fuck is he going to do about it? It's like complaining about the weather to a frog.

Counterpoint: the long-term health and sustainability of the second biggest promotion in the world is completely unaffected by a tweet. If he was raping and paying hush money to women....wait, not even then

Do you see what I see?

Waiting to see if Punk has been sharing, ahem, broccoli and chicken recipes with Randy and AJ. When they finally take the "Contains Glass. FRAGILE. Handle With Care" stickers off and remove the bubblewrap, of course. In a multi-man.

Off-topic, if Mox returns to the Fed, does he come back as hairless Ambrose or chest-haired Mox? Or chest-haired Ambrose?

Meanwhile, Jerry Lawler sips tea with his slippered feet on a pouffe, laughing his head off.

It's icky. But old people only being allowed to fuck old people? It's "outrage of the day", which keeps people tap-tap-tapping away, while the ACTUAL outrages which govern everyday life get ignored. I'm just asking for a bit of perspective. This affects Kylie. The real outrages affect everyone. Edit: I missed your "in the workplace" bit, so my first line doesn't really apply. Apologies.

"Man Hits On Woman, Woman Says 'No', Man says 'Cool whatever' " Tune in to the evening news for more on this ghastly and appalling story.

I got no comment on Breaks. But if someone starts an In Memorium thread when Lawler dies, I'm jumping in with both feet. That one's gonna be a shitshow.

The best run by a poor wrestler I've ever seen.

Thanks, mate! All the best to you and the wonderful people here. Here's an Australian Christmas Carol. NSFW, given it's called "Hey Santa Claus You C*nt".

When everything's a highspot, nothing is a highspot.

I'd rather watch sixty minutes of Great Khali than sixty seconds of Komander.

Your old-timey strongman would routinely live to 90+ years of age (think twirly moustache and leotard). Nowadays, the "strongmen" are lucky to hit 70(?).

How long did it take the good folk here to become bored/less interested/less invested in their e-feds? Four years seems like a long time to play the same computer game every day.

Lol Cena can't wrestle lol. He's putting the claw on Maxwell's hand! Watch the movie, dickhead.

I thought Nelly was going to be a Make-A-Wish kid with tubes and shit. Turns out he's just another rich cunt, so it's all very shallow.

It's 2023. The von Erich's don't have a female following.

I am sure that the storyline isn't aimed at female demographics. The casting, yes. But Zac and Jeremy's fanbase is just a small percentage of all women. It's not a date-movie, for certain. It's a grotty, miserable tale with zero feelgood factor, apart from, "one guy lived". About, yuck, wrestling.