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Johnny Sorrow

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  1. That makes Sophie's Choice seem like "Soup or salad?"
  2. I think it's a difference in how you define "workrate" , which is a terrible term that needs to die in a gasoline fire. But if you really want to look at s guy who brought a more exciting style to the WWF, look at Sgt. Slaughter in the early 80's.
  3. Fuck, they already have that Samoa Joe shirt available on WWE Shopzone.
  4. YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  5. Enzo and Cass' entrance deal is one of my favorite things in wrestling.
  6. Owens is so great. "I'm sorry to bother you..." "But you did anyway."
  7. Balors body paint is fucking cool as fuck.
  8. No magic camera, I love it was caught by "a fan and his phone."
  9. There's people who just can't enjoy anything. They have to find anything to complain about when people are all praising something. In this case, it's them going on about Owens' promo.
  10. Yeah that Owens bit fucking ruled. At some other sites I was reading all this shit about Owens being awful on the mic during it. I just watched it and he was great. He was being calm and cocky and he has an accent, as English isn't his first language.
  11. I remember reading that part of Bruno's deal when he agreed to go into the HOF included a few Legends Roundtables. I have no idea if they were ever done, though.
  12. Ziggler's stitches. We were talking on the reaction show about if he bladed or not, this looks hardway to me.
  13. Well, technically the actual words "I Quit" are supposed to said in an I Quit match.
  14. Yeah cause Tully never said the words "I Quit" either. Oh and Bret vs Austin wasn't an I Quit match.
  15. My nephew just jumped up and screamed "JOHN CENA WON THE BATTLE!" and ran outside to celebrate by jumping on the trampoline . So a million stars.
  16. Ryback's is like if the Star Trek logo was a shark. "We were in the water fer three days. Then the Ryback, he come cruisin"
  17. That kicked ass.
  18. Bray's T Shirt is dropping a hint at a full Wyatt Family reunion. It says "Follow The Light It'll Lead You Back Home."
  19. That match ruled. Dolph split his head open like a melon.
  20. The friends and roomies here who watched WWF in the eighties are loving the Mega Powers 😀
  21. Let's see, we have a cooler full of beer, bleu cheese burgers, zucchini, and brats on the grill, veggie platter out, and a pizza for the kids and for later munchie attacks. House is full of friends and kids and dogs. And I have tomorrow off from work. Gonna be a fun night.
  22. There's nothing like a good joke. And that was nothing like a good joke.
  23. At least we know WHY the coyote wants to eat him.
  24. THE KINGDOM (Michael Bennett & Matt Taven w/Maria Kanellis) vs. MATT SYDAL & JUSHIN THUDER LIGER: This ruled. It was the best match of the show. - CHRIS SABIN vs. KUSHIDA vs O'REILLY: O'Reilly has all the charisma of Terry Schiavo and his knock knee bit seems like a pathetic answer to criticism that he stinks at selling. Sabin with all the personality here. Match was ok. - GEDO & MOOSE w/STOKELY HATHAWAY & VEDA SCOTT vs. WATANABE & SILAS YOUNG: Good match, Silas is great. - ACH vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA: Lotta fun. Nakamura is a fucking star. - THE ADDICTION vs. RPG VICE vs. THE DECADE : I remember when Rocky had all the personality of a mop. Now he's awesome. Addiction are the fucking tits. Love those guys.And super fun match. - CEDRIC ALEXANDER vs. KAZUCHIKA OKADA: The best match that didn't make me care at all about it. Nothing made me care. - MICHAEL ELGIN vs. HIROSHI TANAHASHI: Ditto. I didn't give a shit about it because it was placed in this block of "Main Events." And it stunk. - ROH WORLD TELEVISION TITLE JAY LETHAL vs. TETSUYA NAITO: I enjoyed this a lot. Jay is a personal favorite and I love what he's become. And it was a solid. fun match., **THE MAIN EVENT** ROH ALL STARS (THE BRISCOES, RODERICK STRONG & WAR MACHINE) vs. match THE BULLET CLUB (MACHINE GUN KARL ANDERSON, DOC GALLOWS, AJ STYLES & THE YOUNG BUCKS): A lot of fun, super hot crowd, the match was a clusterfuck with moves, choreography, contrived spots, awful commentary, and the classic "we all wander around in a sorta fighting group to get into position to have us catch someone". deal. Bullet Club is a fucking lame name.They collect Bullets and talk about them? I want a group of "smart" wrestlers called "The Chess Club' to fight them. The ROH team looked far cooler with two hillbillies, two Barbarians, and an accountant who does backbreakers. Fun as fuck match, but not some all time classic. And Festus in Beefcake's Zodiac face paint isn't scary.
  25. As far as WWF goes,I believed that Rude was his character. It felt more real than DiBiase playing a super villain.
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