Johnny Sorrow

Me and Dusty at a ROH show back in 2004. While I was waiting in line to get my picture taken with him, the guy ahead of me showed us that he was gonna ask Dusty to sign the Ric Flair DVD set. We were all like, What the fuck?" So when he gets to Dust and asks him Dusty says, "Why not? I'm on half o' this. Ric's lost my phone numbah since it came out, I want some residuals." So after my picture was taken with him I said "Thanks, Dream." Another dude said "That's not the Dream, that's the Midnight Rider." I said, "Nah, it's one of The James Boys. Dusty turns to me and said "Damn! You remembah that shit?" RIP Dusty, you were the best.

What the fuck....

And Cheeseburger is a fucking blast. Next thing ya know people will be bitching about Beer City Bruiser. Oh wait.

The new one with Foley is a blast. Flair goofing about how he never beat anyone with the figure four was hilarious.

Be disrespectful . Don't kiss our old fat asses. 😎

Just because something is marketed to kids, it doesn't mean the ticket buying parents can't or won't enjoy it. Pee Wee Herman is considered a genius by both of my parents, aunts, uncles, etc. After every episode my mom and our neighbor across the street would walk outside and scream the "word of the day" at each other. Its great that your mom and neighbor were waking and baking on Saturday mornings but what does that have to do with my point? 😃

Again, as I've mentioned, by the time Hogan was top the WWF was aimed at kids who had to have their parents buy the tickets and drive them to the shows. If they went to say, the first of a three month series at the Spectrum, chances are next month the parent is gonna say " we did that last month, pick something else to do."

So, wrestling fans enjoying a wrestling show?

My ex wife had a thing for Rick Rude even before we met. When she'd occasionally attend ROH shows, she was all about CM Punk.

Boston Garden, the Meadowlands

The thing is, it wont be just Kofi vs Brock. The entire New Day will probably be involved which sounds like fun.

I need to see that show. I love the Man Scout.

I'm loving the little goofy shit Orton has been doing off the cuff lately. First it was him getting down to New Day's music a few weeks ago and on RAW last night he was playing with Shaemus' Mohawk during a headlock in the ropes spot. 😄 Edit: oh and give me more Orton vs Shaemus matches please. That was some good shit. Oh and I'm also digging Bray Wyatt dropping hints for a full Wyatt Family reunion via his T Shirts. A couple of weeks ago it was one that said "Follow The Light Back Home" and this week it was "FIND ME" with a picture of a sheep. 👌

It was the standard script they followed as part of the attraction match it was.

When Austin switched into Stone Cold I fucking popped. If they actually do the match, Austin winning will be a fucking amazing moment. Fucking Stone Cold is the fucking best.

Well, Austin basically asking Heyman about the Jews was awkward in the most hilarious way.

Top five wrestling man child/ brain damaged characters.

Depends on who's enjoying it. If someone told me their favorite style was something I didn't dig, I'd just chalk it up to different strokes. I'm at a point in my life where I realize it's wasted energy to be all "That stinks! You don't know what's good! What I like is good!" Be it music, movies, wrestling, or whatever. I still have my opinions, but getting worked up about them made me bald. I'd rather just make jokes about shit. I used to be that guy who had to tell everyone in the room that the music they were enjoying sucked and while at the time I felt like I was right, with age I realized I was being a douchebag. And that's another episode of "Johnny's Getting Shit Off His Chest That Has Nothing To Do With The Topic." 😃

I was just saying my pal had a good point in the middle of his collegiate lecture. Chill out, Matt my brother.😀

Parv's point that there are many kinds of narratives is right on. Just like there are many kinds of "structures".

Still, OMG had that fucking awesome match with Sabu in ECW.

I was thinking more Mankind.

I liked the final stretch with Shaemus and Ryback but otherwise that stunk.

How is it protecting a finisher by kicking out of it on a "debut" match? Because Owens went for it too soon.