Johnny Sorrow

Perfect crowd to bring back the GTS in front of. Some of them were chanting for it before he even got Aires up.

GTS RECLAIMED!

BOOOOOOO! Super fun match, though.

Who distracted the crowd?

Stupid New York Neckbeards .

WOOOOOOOO! NO WAY JOSE CONGA LINE!

Opening sequence kicked ass.

The Joe/ Nak hype video fucking rules.

Renee looking fine.

Here we go.

I'd say Joe is acting like an entitled little bitch. Did he not lose two title changes to Finn yet was still given more shots? Whereas Nakamura has been tearing shit up and clearly deserves to be the #1 contender. I think it's been a pretty good build. Nakamura has been brilliant in his taunting of Joe, whom in his turn has been great being the on-tilt, salty as fuck entitled champion. Entitled? If anything Nak is the entitled one here.

Well, Adderall is basically pharma blow. The Eighties are back, but it's pharma now instead of an asshole you have to put up with.

Jerry Lawler: Nemesis: Bill Dundee Arch Enemy: Jimmy Hart Jimmy Valiant: Nemesis: Jerry Lawler Arch Enemy: Paul Jones Magnum TA: Nemesis: Nikita Koloff Arch Enemy: Tully Blanchard

Thunderbolt Patterson is my favorite crazy old wrestler on Facebook. He post every anti BLM, pro Trump, Jesus has favorites, typical stupid meme there is but also the ones about how we should, and rightly, be proud of Gabby Douglas for her athletic work. He's adorable.

It's fucking hilarious that some of you are getting worked up about Parv's verkackta "scores". "How can you give so and so a FOUR?" Haha. A dude makes up a scoring system and fucking OCD motherfuckers can't help but treat it as something real. 😂 Oh and Jake wasn't a star before WWF cause before that he was a guy nobody had ever heard of unless you lived in the areas that had the TV he was on or read the mags.

It was a weird attempt to do something nuanced about politics mixed with the old trope of a wrestler going with a manager he had fueded with.

The fan in me was cheering for Jack. The Internet smark fan in me was pissed that Jack lost cause Japan. The grown up in me realizes they're creating a cruiser weight division and Jack is gonna be huge in that and Tozawa will just get forgotten and this isn't real, it's theatre. But it Kinda feels like when they debuted Great Sasuke against Taka and Taka was the guy everyone liked. And again, the fan me says "Boooo! Tozawa stinks And his dumb reverse German stinks and the only reason it came off as deadly was because of Jack." Fuck Tozawa. 😄 Noam Dar looks like a less tough Chico Marx.

So am I the only one who sees Joe as the obvious hero in this situation? He's right that he had to jump through hoops and earn his shot while Nak has been rocketed to a title shot while wearing Liza Manelli's cocktail dress as a shirt and a pair of pants from Sammy Hagar's yard sale. And Nak doing his stupid "I'm so wacky " shit at Joe during a joint interview came off as total disrespect to the god damned Champ who was conducting himself like a real man. Samoa Motherfucking Joe is gonna drop that Japanese Russell Brand zilch on top of his awful haircut and show the world who the motherfucking Champion is.

Must be a low orbit. HIII-YOO!

Please, if these dum dums had smoked some weed they'd have lightened the fuck up. 😀

Oh, if that's actually the case the Alberto's my hero.

So I'm picturing Del Rio and Paige doing blow and fucking like rabbits in hotel rooms across the country. 😎

Because lots of folks are still having to come to grips with the fact that Jericho, who became the most hated guy amongst "smart" fans for a myriad of reasons that are totally fucking awful and stink, is currently fucking awesome with his latest reinvention of his character, that is completely based on all the "real life" things dummies were hating him for. That's a lot for small minds to handle, so his initial debut must have been forgotten. 😎

Jericho and Owens are so funny and perfect I'm scared they're gonna end up getting turned by the crowd.

Totally different Athena.