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For all the talk about Becky Lynch being Stone Cold, Roman Reigns coming back from leukemia probably making him The Man for good, this product is COLD. As far as Roman goes, considering the tiedous reaction he recieved at Mania, I think people have romanticized the idea of him finally being accepted as the Man simply because of the emotional factor. The emotion of him beating cancer just was not gonna last forever. They probably won't boo him ever again, but he's still plain old Roman Reigns, a guy that has been fed to them for years. They've seen everything from that guy already. Did FOX really signed that ridiculous deal because they thought they were getting Ronda BTW ? At this point, it's like they won't get neither Ronda nor big ratings... Meanwhile, XFL !!!!! SOON !!!! The futur is gonna be *interesting*, if anything else.

Yeah, I remember that, the whole not-getting-along partners who end up getting along. Anyway, as far as makeshift tag team, they really end up working very well together. Crazy Cesaro never got above tag-team wrestler level though.

Oh, so that's the meaning of the Bar ? Fuck me, I thought it was about drinking or something. The Bar. Like… lowering the bar. Damn.

Latest episode is called "Pissant". No comment. Cody cut one hell of a promo on Samy Guevarra. Brandi and MJF are gold together.

Yes, really. The idea that fans should just shut their brain and be corporate drones and eat whatever they are served is ridiculous. BTW, they are the same fans who were "awesome" during Gargano & Kofi's wins, so...

Better : they sign PCO now that he's a cult hero and put him back under the Jean Pierre Lafitte gimmick.

HHH's next entrance.

"Welcome back ! Welcome back ! Welcome back !"

It hasn't been called TNA in years now and current iMPACT is actually really good. So yeah, give them some credit and let that Russo-esque acronym behind. But yeah, apart from that, pretty hysterical story. And yeah, I have no idea how ROH is the second (soon to be third) company in the country with such a boring product and presentation. With Marty Scurll probably leaving as soon as he can to join his friends, their roster is completely depleted. No idea what Rush & Bandido are doing there, but at least that way we may get them work some NJ shows. The best part of the ROH part of the show was PCO working MSG and stealing the show during his match. Terrific for him. Enzo & Cass ? For fuck's sake, that old-TNA booking indeed. And Matt Taven as the champ sounds worse than Justin Credible reign of terror in ECW.

Wow, so glad I went to bed when I did, I would not have handle the rest of that card well... That Trip vs Batista match was the drizzling shit. And then, Angle got the worst send-off imaginable. Fucking Baron Corbin ? And he does the job to that useless Pascal Obispo look-alike ? Angle deserved so much better. I gotta say though, Lashley & Balor deserves some credit because they worked a good little match that instilled some life back into that dead crowd. That being said, Demon Balor looks like a goofy white motherfucker with dreadlocks. You wanna give him a djembe and a stackline. Alexa Bliss looks about a thousand times better in that Sheamus workout video with no makeup on, just sayin' YEAH ! I can fast forward through shit now, so no Carmella & R-Truth wasting more time. The main event delivered for a three-way, which is not conducive for greatness. I'd bring it down to this : Ronda had the coolest spots and moments (and that scary bump); Becky was the most over, but Charlotte clearly was the best worker of the three. That finish came out of nowhere, which is okay and totally Bret-Hart-ish (as was Charlotte Figue Four on the post BTW), so I'm fine with that, but the ref totally screwed up by counting one when Ronda's shoulders were nowhere close to the mat. Those refs should spend less time doing radioactive tanning sessions and work on their craft. I do think the out-of-nowhere nature of the pin did hurt Becky's moment, then again the whole three-way was not the way to go for a true epic match and coronation. Also the crowd was probably totally spent. Overall, a rather weak Mania, totally dying after the awesome Kofi win (thanks to a genius performance from Bryan) and not much before that. That Trip match was brutal, the Angle retirement was a disgrace. Mania needs to be four hours at worst. Enjoyed shooting the shit with you people tremendously, once more that thread made Mania a whole lot more fun that it actually was. So there, thanks for that.

This match is death. I tap out. Trip is the worst.

This crowd cares about as much as the Saudi princes. Drag Becky & Ronda over here already.

Shane vs Miz was fun bullshit. Bryan vs Kofi was awesome. Since then, everyone seems bored out of their mind.

WTF ?

Feels like the time it took for Trip's entrance too.

HEY ! It's almost 5 in the morning and I am still alive (not for long, with Trip in the ring) ! Cool to see you show up.

Hunter's entrance delivered in its own way. Expect it's not complete without Steph as a S&M sex goddess. Ok, the bell rings, POWER NAP.

It better be some Winter-is-Coming-taming-a-Dragon shit. Anything less would be worthless.

I was half-expecting something actually *good* involving Cena. How naive...

Cena in complete middle-age crisis is something else. Still, this segment has killed what was left of my will to go on with this show. Totally unnecessary.

I'm so ready for Charlotte/Becky/Ronda. This show has badly jumped the shark since the Kofi win, everything seems like wasting time.

Drew looks like a young Lemmy. This match is boring as fuck. No one cares.

The best was Hunter vs Seth. Hilarious contrast.

There are much more differences between Quebec French & France French than between US English & Australia English (that being said, Rougeau & Brassard speak a very "academic" French still) 4 in the morning. Brushing my teeth. Great for Roman to be back, but I never cared before, so... Is it me or the crowd is going mild for this match ?

He injured his ankle last week. It showed when he was running and bumping.