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Back on track. Am I the only why waiting for Stacy's insane report ? She must have lost her shit with the Rousey match.

And another thread got derailed by stupid shit about "just my odd views" and "real sports logic". Did you watch Mania ? Anthing relevant to say about it ? Can you use capitalization and punctuation as a sign of respect toward the other users ? For fuck's sake.

How over was he last night ? A mix of boos and apathy. After 4 years of straight push to the moon, that's pretty poor honestly. Blaming the "annoying smart fans" is a cop out at this point. This simply doesn't work. It weighs in on the whole product because no one gets nearly the same opportunity and it leaves a sour taste every year at Mania (and during the entire build). Last night was almost Vince losing his shit and tell the people "Ok, you don't like Roman ? I'll fuck him up myself then !". Of course he'll wake up today thinking about new ways of getting him over as the babyface Ace...

Agreed. You can't just go on forever, especially when the streak wasn't really that over anyway. Both girls come off the match bigger than they came in, they tore the place down, they arguably had the second best match of the show. And it's obvious Charlotte vs Rousey is the direction to go. It doesn't hurt Asuka in the least, she's more than just a streak gimmick. Still can get over how great Rousey looked.

This card was fucking crazy. I actually dreamed about this thread.

Ok. Road to Mania #5. The Roman Express.

Is the WWE on Arabian TV behind by 10 years? No. But it's telling how they think about middle-eastern countries. HHH was the main event in India too.

Bruce Prichard would tell you you can't understand why because you don't know how it works...

Yep. I'm the best. Thanks for the thread guys. The sun has risen already. I've got mixed feeling... go to bed or get a breakfast ? Really? I am living east of you and it is still pitch-dark here. I was just adding a dramatic effect. It is actually still dark. And no, this wasn't the best Mania of all-time after all. The most WTF, without a doubt though, with the amazing Rousey debut, NICHOLAS and that main-event of doom.

Earlier today : Yep. I'm the best. Thanks for the thread guys. The sun has risen already. I've got mixed feeling... go to bed or get a breakfast ?

LOL Next year at Mania, Roman Reigns will be over like crazy as a babyface. That main event was completely stupid. Rousey was ACE.

"Boring" I feel like it was the same last time out too. Crowd peaked with the Hardys then. Peaked with Ronda this year. The shows are too damn long. I'd argue Daniel Bryan got them back and they really peaked with him a last time. But yeah, Rousey should have closed the show. That main event is terrible.

Kicking out of finishers yaddi yaddi yadda. This is the self-conscious non-epic of the night.

Superman punches Suplex City Superman Punches Suplex City Superman Punches Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

Roman with his super intensely bored look. SHUT THE FUCK UP HEYMAN ! It's almost 6 in the morning !

Lesnar retains. You can quote me... aww fuck. DODO !!!! PITIE !!!!

This thread is keeping me awake more than Mania at this point. That being said and all joking aside, this show has been pretty crazy. Damn, Roman's muted intro is embarrassing for an ACE.

That's impossible, he's the most over wrestler ever... Roman : boos + apathy = Fourth crowing at Mania in a row. BRING BACK NICHOLAS !!!!

The Young Bucks would have superkicked the little bastard at least...

Oh man, I wish you'd all had the French announcing team. When Nicholas entered the ring, Christophe Agius (the heel announcer) actually screamed, addressing Cesaro "Fuck him up ! Fuck him up !". Killed me. Tomorrow, Nicholas on a pole match.

What does Jim Cornette thinks of all this ?......

Nicholas is more over as a babyface than Roman Reigns.

Doesn't beat Lance Archer traumatizing a baby though. Okay, this is completely ridiculous. The boy is scared shitless.

Clap clap clap !

Awwwwww. Okay... Really ?