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Matt D

DVDVR 80s Project
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  1. The best thing about the B+ was that it wasn't JUST a knock but it let Bryan have a comeback that the crowd got behind.
  2. Matt D

    Jaaawn Cena

    Obviously this note should really be about how Arn Anderson is the best big match agent ever instead.
  3. I would honestly love to read more about what I watched tonight (the Satanico match)because I know there had to be a lot of nuance I was missing for this to be considered so strong a match and I do want to understand it, not just dismiss it due to my ignorance even if I tried to dissect it.
  4. Matt D

    Jaaawn Cena

    He's a hell of a FIP. Just saying.
  5. i don't think it was inaccessible. I just was the guy who ranked Wahoo vs Bock lower than everyone else.
  6. Almost none of the Portland 2/3 matches I've seen so far have been worked the same as any other. The rhythm is different in almost every single match so I'm not sure how that could even be true. There's no generalizing.
  7. Ok so that doesn't exist without a time machine. At least we know where my knowledge level is at. Anyway, the more I think about it and the more I compare it to what i've been watching, I see it a lot like this. What I've been watching lately uses the tools and narratives and possibilities of a professional wrestling match very well. It's very tight, and by that I don't mean it's stiff or that it's overly mechanical. I just mean it uses the storytelling devices very well in clever but straightforward ways. I think this did used them well too, but the connective tissue between them and keeping them solid and held together was looser. It almost felt more like the pro wrestling equivalent of Impressionism to me, and I can get why some people might like it, because it gets at some different things and it gets at some of the same things but in a slightly different way. Is that crazy?
  8. Ok! I am trying more lucha to see if I can deal with this 80s set without being an annoying nuisance. This time Gran Cochisse vs Satanico - 9/18/84. I am going to try to do a write up as I go. This could get painful. I feel like Parv watching a best of Kamala comp here. I have no context at all. I'm going to make an ass out of myself Great. Let's go. I like that Satanico's second has the a mask that fits the second of a guy named Satanico. I liked how both guys posed with the belt. The VQ is a little rough but thankfully they're dressed in a way I can tell them apart easily, so I'm doing pretty well already. That is "stage one." as Dylan put it. Early jockeying for position leading to a waistlock by Satanico and it's a nicely worked waistlock too til Cochisse gets out using momentum and leverage. As they move to a head scissors/pin back and forth I get the feeling that regardless of how much or little I'm going to like everything else, I am going to love the matwork on the set for the SAKE of the matwork. We get some extended Satanico control stuff with the arm with a really cool counter til Satanico just hiptosses Cochisse to hell. Oh Cochisse's rolling waistlock thing is kind of cool and it's there to set up a cradle. They're really just feeling each other out here. There's a lot of the prototypes of more flashy/complex tosses and throws and whips that come years later and I kind of like it better this way. It feels like there's more effort behind it. This is still very back and forth including the prototype of a prototype of the 2000s indy reset. If there's a narrative i'm not quite grasping it. Cochisse seems a bit quicker and Satanico a bit stronger. Nice fly mare that sends Cochisse out but there's no dive. Instead, he comes in, back body drops Satanico and goes for a victory roll only to get dropped on his face and slapped in a cool submission for the first fall. i felt like I was following everything there but I'm still missing the context to really make it mean anything outside the vacuum. It seemed like it was really back and forth, Santanico got one big move but Cochisse got the upper hand immediately thereafter and went for a big pin attempt too early and got caught and lost the fall. Moving on to the second fall. They get right to it. I've been watching portland matches with fairly sizable breaks. Presumably Satanico is going back to where he targetted with that submission and his arm/shoulder work is all pretty cool and nasty looking. I particularly like the headbutt into the shoulder. Cochisse sweeps a leg and does a quick short elbow drop that was almost too low. His arm's hurt though and Satanico's right back on it. He's really stalking his opponent with measured, dickish offense. I can get behind that. It's a bit too measured though and Cochisse reverses, twisting Satanico's arm and driving him to the corner. He's still selling his own, so good on him. He keeps on the arm and keeps selling his own. Everything seems really measured to me. It's minimal but it makes every move resonate more. Great grapevine on a standing armbar but Satanico powers out and just waistlocks Cochisse down cruelly. They end up teasing JYD headbutts before picking up the pace, doing a bunch of stuff that doesn't resonate nearly as much and having another standoff. One thing I do like in this exchange is that when Cochisse armdrags Satanico, Satanico does a momentary sell while getting up which allows Cochisse to keep the momentum and set up his next move. It's all very quick and subtle but it makes everything very believable. This is how Cochisse eventually gets him out. He gets a couple of quick and nice looking flying headbutts and dropkicks when Satanico finally gets in and then hits that victory roll that cost him in the first fall but he uh, well, he helps Satanico roll him back over which lets Satanico take over. Was he going for another move out of there or something? Anyway, Satanico hits a slam, gets a two count. Satanico goes for another slam off the ropes but gets rolled up and Cochisse takes the second fall out of nowhere. Third fall starts with Satanico offering a handshake. Cochisse is dubious because a guy named El Satanico is offering him a handshake. Cochisse slips around and knees him in the spine before hitting the world's slowest spinebuster. Satanico sells it as if his kidney exploded. Sorry that was the world's second spinebuster. He does it again and this time it's the world's slowest one. Satanico makes it work by selling his head like his bell rung allowing for Cochisse to do this cool fireman's carry cradle pin which more people should do. Satanico takes a break in the corner but it doesn't last. He gets slammed into the corner and he's still selling his head like doom. Ha! Cochisse starts slamming his leg over it again and again and again while holding cross arm breaker. The contact lets Satanico slap on a... I guess we'll call this, I feel like an idiot, but it's kind of a Brocklock. I'm going to say he was playing possum with the head. Cochisse uses his foot, locked behind the arm to power his way out. Cool stuff. Then he slaps on a crazy over the back surfboard thing. It's not really a sustainable submission though and Satanico cradles his way out and then does sort of a tiger back cradle roll up. Cochisse kicks out and slaps on a Gory Special. The best part is when he flaps Satanico's arms and Satanico rolls him up out of it again, which is a pattern. Both guys sell the damage hard before Satanico goes back for another pin. Cochisse gets him into this driving neckbreaker submission and I'm wondering how Satanico will turn it into a pin. He doesn't. It's just a hip toss. He tries to put Cochisse into the turnbuckle but with GREAT effort Cochisse reverses it. He then tries to bulldog Satanico out but gets flung into the ropes only to leap up and hit a cross body for a two count. This is all pretty good finishing sequence stuff. They're putting enough oomph into things and fight and meaning that I would buy a fall at just about any point here. Satanico pushes him into the ropes and goes for a charge. Cochisse jumps up and drops down and it almost looks like Satanico gets him in the groin by accident. Cochisse still gets up first (I guess a near miss), hits a dropkick, misses a dropkick as Satanico moves away dickishly. Satanico goes for a complex cradle. Cochisse reverses and goes for an inverted surfboard but Satanico leans back and we get a very close nearfall. Cochisse tries to catch Satanico in a roll up off the ropes but Satanico drops down and we get another close nearfall. Cochisse dropkicks him out of the ring and then off the apron and then hits the dive which means a hell of a lot twenty-something minutes in. Couple more flying headbutts and another tight nearfall. Huge slam off the ropes and a submission attempt that Satanico blocks. Cochisse hits another big slam and that was a little repetitive but he misses the senton. Satanico tries for a submission but gets knocked off. Lots of slow motion shoulder blocks until Satanico moves and locks on a sort of spinebuster of his own straight into a submission for the win. I think maybe I needed a little more context. I probably should have watched the August title change first. This was good. I followed it. There were things in the match that built. I'm not sure if the build matched the payoffs and the payoffs matched the build. I did especially like the second fall. I'm not sure I saw much in this match that I'd consider objectively great relative to, let's say all of the two/three falls matches with Buddy Rose I've been seeing. And that's a high watermark, yes, but this match gets a lot of praise, so I'm not going to compare it to something i don't think is good. Certainly if I started with the best AWA matches of the 80s, I probably would have liked them more, but I gained a lot in watching both all of the matches leading up to them and also a lot of the TV that went along with them. That's not a luxury I'm really going to have here.
  9. It was to get over the fact that they're all scared of Hunter, Steph and Vince.
  10. Michaels now looks like he should be Johnny's Tag Team Partner DJing.
  11. I have no idea how Michaels fits into things looking like this.
  12. Matt D

    Current WWE

    Seth Rollins needs a haircut then.
  13. I still would much rather see Bryan vs Orton at Mania with HHH vs Bryan in December to get him into the Rumble or in February in order to get the title shot at Mania. Neither here nor there but Bryan is one of the guys who could probably have a really compelling match with Vince too.
  14. The show started out with Cena saying "I was defeated by a better man in a clean fight," then taking his hat off, handing him the mic like a baton, and leaving. The entire roster was scared by The Shield (and Vince/HHH) to the extent that they wouldn't do a thing (and not when Dolph/Show were being beaten down either). Bryan didn't exactly look smart, sure, but he sure as hell looked both brave and dangerous. Orton/HHH looked chickenshit for having other people do their dirty work. People said that Bryan was better off Monday morning than he was Sunday morning. I think it's pretty safe to say that he is better off Tuesday morning than he was Monday morning too.
  15. Matt D

    Current WWE

    They won two handicap matches, and had a hard time controlling Daniel Bryan between the three of them. I wouldn't make any assumptions yet, they've still gone from destroying The Rock and The Undertaker to not even making the card on the second biggest show of the year, and wandering aimlessly between feuds. I harp on about this, but WWE needs to start giving guys proper personalities and motivations. This just randomly beating people up and setting up a match never goes anywhere, and it always leads to pushes and characters petering out after the the first few months. Have people feud over something, have a proper storyline. With the Shield, I think they sort of messed it up last night, in as, if they were going to be the corporate lackies anyway, they should have went all out and put them in suits and let them be in the ring. Presumably their entire gimmick is about how the WWE constantly marginalized talent such as them (and Punk) in favor of people like Ryback. That seemed to me to be the whole justice thing when they debuted. I might be harping on this too much but I kind of love the idea that it's true just to the point where they're allowed to move from have nots to have. They sell out (and not to Heyman who is the crazy cult leader for the marginalized but to Vince/HHH) when Bryan does not. I think there's something compelling there, if they just spelled it out.
  16. I'm a little worried about myself and the lucha 80s project. I saw two matches today. One was the Sangre Chicana vs MS1 hair match from 83. Of the two I saw, I'd probably be more likely to suggest that people watch Stan Lane and John Tenta vs Mil Mascaras and Ultimo Dragon. I'm not saying it was better. Mascaras being Mascaras sort of prevents that. I'm just saying I'd be way more likely to suggest people see the WAR tag.
  17. I honestly think it's important to get Bryan away from Orton almost immediately and into some other feud either against a monster or some other force. I'm hesitant but it almost might make sense to do sort of a corporate ministry angle with Kane costing Bryan his rematch for Wyatt at HHH's request and spinning that off for a few months before starting the build to Bryan earning his title shot back at the Rumble. Punk on the other hand would be a great "mankind" to Orton's "late 98-early 99 Rock"
  18. It's very possible that this is going to turn into a Summerslam 93 thing. Attention Spans are fickle. This doesn't feel like, let's say, Christian immediately losing to Orton to me. That set up a bs heel turn that no one wanted and killed his momentum. This seems like something far more orchestrated and organic. This seems like part of the rocket strapped to Bryan, not a derailing of the push.
  19. I bet it makes you root for Bryan all the more when he finally gets his chance for retribution.
  20. Frankly it's the most honestly heelish, emotion-generating thing done in the WWE since, what? Punk cashing in on Hardy?
  21. It would have meant less if it didn't spoil the moment.
  22. Thought your "right decision" article was good. With the current heel line up I can't imagine exactly what a Bryan title run would have looked like (though I keep picturing Rey's World title run that was disastrous with him losing more than winning). I would have liked to see a bit more about whether this was good or bad for Bryan longterm though.
  23. Wrestling is fiction and has its own set of rules that real fights do not. That'll be 5 cents.
  24. Cena effectively said he didn't respect Bryan, albeit in a less than outright way. Bryan responded by saying that when he was in Japan he learned something that the wrestlers would do to one another to fire each other up for big matches. They would take the palm of their hand and slap the face of the other man as hard as they could. He said he would love to do it but he couldn't do it to Cena because he wasn't a wrestler. Cena slapped Bryan, who just laughed and refused to slap him back Oh, so it was literally some sort of fighting spirit thing I didn't understand. That's kind of funny. I did like Cena selling the arm in the midst of it though. I think I'm just hotwired against "let's stop the match and stand here facing each other and take turns hitting each other" in my wrestling. But with that context, it absolutely works.
  25. What in the promo from Monday led to the slapfest. I just figured it was some fighting spirit thing I didn't get.
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