[1994-03-05-SMW-TV] Music Video: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch / Music Video: Dirty White Boy & Dirty White Girl

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

We get a FANTASTIC disco-ish (well, more disco-ish) version of the Rocky theme while Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch work out. Tammy cries when she breaks a nail and has to be carried up and down the stairs. Halfway through the video, Lee disappears and is replaced by Candido for some reason. Tammy's fake ping pong game is hilarious.

 

Then we cut to a video of Tony Anthony and Kimberly working out to "She Works Hard For The Money".

 

This is why we have yearbooks! Pro wrestling is the greatest thing on earth.

[Cox]

It may not be reflected as much on the yearbooks, but Tammy has started managing Candido by this point.

 

Candido running after Tammy in the car is never not funny to me. Come to think of it, Candido running is always funny for whatever reason.

[Kevin Ridge]

Tammy was great here doing sit ups while doing her toe nails. Candido assists when she is on the exercise bike. Dirty White Girl takes a more serious approach to her workout.

[Exposer]

These two workouts are outrageous in their own right. Still, it's great stuff.

[soup23]

Yeah Tammy really did well here with all the different ridiculous things they came up for her to do. Dirty White's girl video was not near as good but did get over show serious she was taking the match.

[El-P]

This is classic. Yes, pro-wrestling is the greatest thing on earth sometimes. Especially in 1984. Wait...

[Zenjo]

Tammy's video was really good as it put over her obnoxious, condescending, queen bitch character in a fun way. The second video was lame. They could've come up with some better ideas surely?

[PeteF3]

The Tammy video is one of the funniest things on any Yearbook. I'd love to know who came up with all the various scenarios and camera pans. Fytch COMPLETELY contradicts most of the Tips she gave out--people who lie through wrestling vignettes are just the worst.

 

The Dirty White Girl's gets the point across, I guess, but was inevitably going to be a disappointment.

[GSR]

Tammy is all excited as they’ve put together a training video of her and she’s going to be ready for the mixed tag match and they’re going to win. This is set to the Rocky theme tune and it starts off with Tammy running up and down some stairs but that’s as athletic as she gets! She’s sat on Brian while he does push ups, breaks a nail playing Basketball, gets tired of running up and down stairs so gets Brian to give her a piggyback instead. She goes for a jog whilst Candido drives a alongside in a car, but they change places and she drives whilst he runs after her. She gets on an exercise bike while Chris pushes the pedals for her, does sit ups whilst painting her toe nails, does weight curls while on the phone and leg exercises whilst watching TV and eating crisps (this was awesome)

 

Tammy is very proud of herself although Bob Caudle can’t see why as that wasn’t much of a workout. He says that the Dirty White Girl has sent in a video and he wants Tammy and all the fans to see that. The White Girl is jogging, practising her punching and kicks (badly), pumping iron, working out in the ring and on her submissions with the Dirty White Boy while Donna Summer’s ‘She Works Hard For The Money’ plays over it.

 

Back in the studio and Tammy’s in a state of shock seeing the White Girl training for their match. She asks Brian what are they going to do as the Dirty White Girl is there looking like Mike Tyson, lifting weights and boxing. Primetime tells her to quit whining, he’ll take care of it and before the match comes round he’ll think of something and take of the Dirty White Boy and Dirty White Girl. Tammy is almost in tears again and tells Brian not to yell at her. This whole segment was great.