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JerryvonKramer

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My rhyme's so chilled you can call my style "ghostly"

So now I'll break it down on Pro Wrestling Mostly:

I love the board like Mario loves Yoshi,

I love the board like Loss loves Joshi.

Whether it's Jack and Jerry,

Or Dory and Terry,

Or David and Kerry,

Or Dean and Perry,

We want those southern-style tags;

Sort of shit you read about in the Apter mags.

Did you see that suplex? Did you see that botch?

Do we have any footage of Karl Gotch?

El-P's still at it, yo, fucking it up a notch.

"Listen up, I do contend

That Bill Watts talked up the megatrend"

Did you ever see Hero in Super Friends?

Did you read the Rose note Matt D penned?

Did you see OJ's stuff on King Ben?

Ain't it sweet to see Dylan's love for Ken?

Did you ever count how many discs Will sends?

Do you ever worry that you're off the deep end?

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