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What you do you guys know about the low key invitation only shows that WWE/F did when they ran MSG for sick and handicapped children in the afternoon prior the actual evening show?

 

Mike Johnson made a brief allusion to it on an audio show.

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What you do you guys know about the low key invitation only shows that WWE/F did when they ran MSG for sick and handicapped children in the afternoon prior the actual evening show?

 

Mike Johnson made a brief allusion to it on an audio show.

I remember them doing one in 1995. They showed clips of it on Mania, it was just a few rows of children. It got some press in the NY Daily News. Don't remember if they actually did more than one.

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I was thinking, and this may be cynical of me, but isn't it funny how Dave had all these "he doesn't want anyone to know he does all this good stuff" stories about Cena in the WON not too long after he pretty much outed him as the guy Mickie James was fired for fucking/stalking?

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There is a thread over at CZWfans with people asking why do certain people dislike Mike Quackenbush with no one coming forward someone posted this which gave me a cheap chuckle operating on near zero sleep so I figured that I would post it here:

 

1. Mike Quackenbush spends his vacations at a nudist colony. Take that image through the day.

 

2. Mike Quackenbush soaked his balls in a beer mug full of hydrogen peroxide.

 

3. Mike Quackenbush having a young "manservant" type who travels with him wherever he goes, holding his bags, opening doors for him, etc. Mike Quackenbush and others referring to the young boy as "cocksucker" like it's his name.

 

4. Mike Quackenbush did some favors for Jim Barnett in exchange for the NWA World Title.

 

5. They had to break Mike Quackenbush's legs to fit him in a cheap Puerto Rican casket.

 

6. Mike Quackenbush got a job by unleashing his hose on Pat Patterson's desk.

 

7. Mike Quackenbush really had his foot amputated because he thought he could walk across a room on his just-surgically repaired foot for a cheeseburger, thus crushing it.

 

8. NWA World Champion Mike Quackenbush bought Kevin Von Erich a hooker in Las Vegas, when Kevin was TWELVE.

 

9. A coked up Mike Quackenbush and Mike Quackenbush were once playing with a saw blade in the back hallways at the sportatorium. Mike Quackenbush saw a cat, so he threw the saw blade at the cat, killing it.

 

10. Mike Quackenbush sees a cat in the All Japan lockerroom. He decides to put the iron claw on it, killing the poor kitty.

 

11. Mike Quackenbush is/was Pat Patterson's secret lover.

 

12. R&R Express walk in on Mike Quackenbush laying on the floor jerking off under a glass table that a hooker is shitting on. Ricky throws up and leaves, while Mike Quackenbush stays to watch.

 

13. Mike Quackenbush , was a substitute teacher while a top face/promoter/booker in Stampede. He impregnated a 14 year-old student and married her.

 

14. Mike Quackenbush got Baby Doll fired (or something) because he was pissed that she married near-jobber Sam Houston instead of him.

 

15. According to Japanese tabloids, Mike Quackenbush was bisexual and Mike Quackenbush had penis enlargement surgery.

 

16. Mike Quackenbush tried to rape Tarzan Boy at gunpoint in a bathroom stall. He DID rape some rookie Japanese wrestler at gunpoint in a bathroom stall.

 

17. Mike Quackenbush went to jail for inappropriately touching an underage girl. While he was wearing his Cowabunga the Ninja Turtle costume.

 

18. Mike Quackenbush banged both Lita AND Fishman & Lola Gonzales's hot daughter.

 

19. Mike Quackenbush took a dump in "Number One" Paul Jones brand-new Stetson hat, put it back in the hat box on the airplane, like nothing happened, and went to sit back by Jones for the remainder of the flight.

 

20. Mike Quackenbush booked Rick Steiner to beat Ric Flair in 20 seconds at Starrcade 1988.

 

21. Mike Quackenbush once injected Clorox on a dare.

 

22. Mike Quackenbush & Mike Quackenbush are swingers and love to swap out with other couples.

 

23. Mike Quackenbush was doing a "Jewish Champion" gimmick somewhere (NY?). A writer from a Jewish magazine came to a show to do a profile on him. The writer wandered into the lockerroom after Boesch's match and saw him in the shower. Thus the writer found out Boesch wasn't really Jewish.

 

24. Mike Quackenbush killed his girlfriend and played the innocent savage in front of the police while Vince did the talking for him.

 

25. Mike Quackenbush got caught in a hotel room with Becky Bayless at age 14, and Becky slept with Mike Quackenbush and his wife.

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I was watching Vince's Conan appearance from 1999. This exchange was kind of funny:

 

Conan: ... Now let's talk about a real life foe: Ted Turner.

 

VKM: Ooh!

 

Conan: Who owns the rival wrestling organization. ... You don't like the man.

 

VKM: No, I really don't, but my mom once told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, so all I'll say is he's a son of a bitch. Other than that, he's probably not a bad guy, but don't like him at all.

 

Conan: Okay, but seriously how do you feel about him?

 

VKM: I can't stand the son of a bitch!

 

Conan: Stop saying that! Just because the poop dog was out doesn't give you license. [...] Ted Turner has a action figure...

 

VKM: I can imagine. It takes lithium all day [makes an action figure-like arm motion]

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I always thought the lithium thing was a pretty low blow, especially since he made it sound like Turner was taking tranquilizers to get high as opposed to the truth (it's a mood balancer used for bipolar disorder and mood swingers).

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I always thought the lithium thing was a pretty low blow, especially since he made it sound like Turner was taking tranquilizers to get high as opposed to the truth (it's a mood balancer used for bipolar disorder and mood swingers).

Vince was probably too high on coke at the time to realise that. :P

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Just the fact that Vince would make a drug joke about anyone else short of Keith Richards pegs the needle on the Irony-O-Meter.

I think the joke was that Turner is nuts not a druggie. But the irony is still there, for obvious reasons.

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Just the fact that Vince would make a drug joke about anyone else short of Keith Richards pegs the needle on the Irony-O-Meter.

I think the joke was that Turner is nuts not a druggie. But the irony is still there, for obvious reasons.

 

I always took at as a drug thing from the context of the digs. "Jane, where's my lithium?" in that one Billionaire Ted skit stands out, as does a Vince media interview from that period where he seemed like he was framing it as a drug thing (I think the word "abuse" may have been used).
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given Vince's own addictions

Huh? I know people say he's a coke fiend, but is there any suggestion that he actually has any addictions? Or is that just a throw-away line?

 

 

There's been a lot of people who worked behind the scenes that have similar tales of Vince being coked out of his mind a lot of the time, not to mention the stories of his legendary work ethic/schedule that would be nearly impossible to maintain as long as he has without some kind of chemical assistance. Also the tons of examples of Vince exhibiting inappropriate/weird behavior both on and off screen. In short, there's never been any conclusive proof but there seems to be enough circumstantial evidence to assume he's not just getting by on Red Bulls.

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given Vince's own addictions

Huh? I know people say he's a coke fiend, but is there any suggestion that he actually has any addictions? Or is that just a throw-away line?

 

 

There's been a lot of people who worked behind the scenes that have similar tales of Vince being coked out of his mind a lot of the time, not to mention the stories of his legendary work ethic/schedule that would be nearly impossible to maintain as long as he has without some kind of chemical assistance. Also the tons of examples of Vince exhibiting inappropriate/weird behavior both on and off screen. In short, there's never been any conclusive proof but there seems to be enough circumstantial evidence to assume he's not just getting by on Red Bulls.

 

"Erratic behaviour" is often used as a code word.

 

Both Ring of Hell and Sex, Lies and Headlocks made explicit references to Vince's coke use based on the accounts of those who have worked with him.

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