WWE Royal Rumble 2021

[KawadaSmile]

hey it's the healthiest of the hardy brothers!

[El-P]

Funny how every first entrants in the women Rumble came off like a star and fresh character while here thus far it's old mofos, washed up hasbeens and jobbers.

[C.S.]

Is it just me or does Edge over-emote constantly?

[KawadaSmile]

almost as if women's wrestling were superior

[Matt D]

Sami hyping up Orton should be a weekly act.

[KawadaSmile]

gross, dolph ziggler

[C.S.]

Look, another jabroni...

[El-P]

Ziggler. What I just said.

[Matt D]

Who the hell gave Ziggler a belt?

[El-P]

Nakamura. What I just said.

Seriously, I could not possibly care less. I WANT the Fiend to clear this mess up, really. No. I want Bliss to clear this mess up as the Fiend.

[KawadaSmile]

Nakamura's looking great

[C.S.]

Randy leaves early and comes back later...yawn.

[El-P]

Orton leaving and then coming back later. Like it's not obvious AT ALL. This old WWE tropes are sooooo dated. 

Yeah people, you're getting Orton vs Edge again.

[KawadaSmile]

CARLITO FUCK YEAH

[C.S.]

CARLITO!

[KawadaSmile]

he looks fucking JACKED

[hammerva]

I SPIT IN THE FACE OF WRESTLERS WHO AREN'T LAZY LIKE ME 

I mean it is obvious Orton is coming back.  Just fucking do it already 

[Dav'oh]

1'45" between Dolph and Shin's buzzers...1'40" between Shin and Carlito...

[El-P]

Carlito. If there was a crowd it would go mild.

[El-P]

Scratch this.

Carlito. What I just said.

[KawadaSmile]

Dude's clearly following the MAHARAJA METHOD. Maybe he's not lazy anymore?

[KawadaSmile]

1 minute ago, Dav'oh said:

1'45" between Dolph and Shin's buzzers...1'40" between Shin and Carlito...

Titan Timer is the biggest kayfabe piece of information going

[C.S.]

That Puerto Rican Guy looks great!

[El-P]

This is an absolute bore, honestly.

[El-P]

John Morrisson. Stuck in 2007 too.