AEW TV - April 20/22, 2022

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TIME FOR VIOLENCE BOYSSSSSSSS

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The Bucks are finally having a decent fit. At least Matt is.

Also it's kinda cute how Bryan and Mox are convincing as just asskickers and Yuta is desperatedly trying to hang on.

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ÇJLKSFHJKLASBFKLASDFJKAS ISHII??????????????W LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MJF cutting a promo on Ben Roethlisberger kinda makes him a face. 

[Blehschmidt]

Give me Danielson vs Sabre Jr and I'll buy that PPV

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Butcher got fucking MERKED. 

Wardlow is the guy.

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Sting vs Okada 

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It's a shame NJ's tag division is garbage because AEW's tag roster is so loaded and there's really no big time matches for them at a joint show. If Kenny is back, I'd like to see Golden Lovers vs FTR. 

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What do you meanw G.O.D. would set the world on fire!

[MoS]

Looks like I missed an excellent first hour. Did they tease Hangman-Punk at all?

Man, these reDragon boys are so mid. Fish is mid-der, but KOR isn't much different. Impressed with how well Jungle Boy sells and gains sympathy, shit like that matters far more than executing high-impact moves correctly. 

[MoS]

Jake has such a mesmerising promo delivery 

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Just now, MoS said:

Looks like I missed an excellent first hour. Did they tease Hangman-Punk at all?

Man, these reDragon boys are so mid. Fish is mid-der, but KOR isn't much different. Impressed with how well Jungle Boy sells and gains sympathy, shit like that matters far more than executing high-impact moves correctly. 

Yup! They did.

KOR was actually ok in that match. Jungle Boy trying to one-up him works in the context of him being unexperienced but it kinda also makes him look dumb. Never kicked into high gear, but it had some pretty nifty stuff!

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Ok it's time for Hook to cut that hair. 

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1 minute ago, KawadaSmile said:

Ok it's time for Hook to cut that hair. 

Calm down. 

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Yes, please. Hook will become the greatest babyface in the universe if the beats the shit out of Danhausen.

[MoS]

3 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Yes, please. Hook will become the greatest babyface in the universe if the beats the shit out of Danhausen.

Genuinely hoping he just squashes Danhausen like a bug and the match goes 5 minutes only because HOOK would keep breaking his own pinfall attempts to further beat the shit out of Danhausen.

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Page becoming face right in front of our eyes. What in the world is happening.

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House of Black promos... Not feeling them. It's the one thing about their presentation I don't like. 

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Andrade will have to save hour two. Not much going on right now besides ATT becoming face by default.

[The Man in Blak]

Ethan Page should channel the angry pro wrestler from Ren & Stimpy more often.

Also, it speaks volumes that he got the most reaction out of everybody in that dueling promo segment. They need to bury this feud - preferably with PVZ mangling both Sammy and Tay - and move on fast.

[Blehschmidt]

The former Vanessa Borne heeling on the Pittsburgh  Steelers player got a chuckle out of me. 

Uggh. Hate the 'stillers

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Hook being billed as 201 pounds is lmao

Also lmao that Sammy and Tay were so annoying they turned Dan Lambert face

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I know Pittsburgh is Britt Baker Country, but face!Britt is as exciting as Steve Nash's coaching tactics. 

[Blehschmidt]

Did they just announce Dax vs Cash?

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Excalibur needs a bonus just for being able to call such gigantic cards in such short time.

 

ANDRADE WITH A GIMP MASK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO