WWE TV 01/23 - 01/29 Fist of the North Star turns 40 this year

[KawadaSmile]

What the fuck will we get to celebrate such a legacy? Shit, Buronson and Hara were out there including just every big American wrestler in it!

[NintendoLogic]

You all need to stop acting like "gaijin" is an acceptable word to use.

Anyway, I'll give LA Knight credit. He's doing his damndest to get this ridiculous Mountain Dew match gimmick over.

[KawadaSmile]

Noted, bubba. 

Also, this opening segment is INCREDIBLE.

[KawadaSmile]

Judgment Day got the Nazgul for their intro CG

[KawadaSmile]

I hope I am getting worked here

[KawadaSmile]

This is, honestly, one of the greatest storylines in professional wrestling history

[KawadaSmile]

Turns out having that match with Johnny Knoxville was the greatest blessing for Sami Zayn's career.

[C.S.]

LA Knight is the shits. Billy Corgan's NWA was his ceiling. His only saving grace is that Bray Wyatt is worse.

[Alucard]

AMERICAN BADASS Theme~!

[MoS]

Becky is the Man. I love her so much. Going to watch this steel cage and then turn this off

[MoS]

Wait, that's it?

[KawadaSmile]

18 minutes ago, C.S. said:

LA Knight is the shits. Billy Corgan's NWA was his ceiling. His only saving grace is that Bray Wyatt is worse.

Lemme talk to ya! You are wrong about this one, bubba. YEAH!

[KawadaSmile]

3 minutes ago, MoS said:

Wait, that's it?

Having a Cage in place for this one match and not giving us the actual match is either a dumb fucking decision, or the opening segment ran too long.

[KawadaSmile]

Kurt Angle standing in for Daddy Ass Billy Gunn, lol

[C.S.]

DX = old and lame

We officially live in the alternate universe where Billy Gunn is the hippest member.

[KawadaSmile]

The unquestionable swag of Teddy Long

[Alucard]

I wish a few legends actually got to wrestle like they used to do with RAW's 15th anniversary, just to give something different. 

"DX can't wrestle anymore, so you're just gonna get the guys you see every week instead" sucks. But Teddy saved that seg with the best way to announce a match at least.

[KawadaSmile]

Get this fucking IMP out of my television

[KawadaSmile]

Tez has been studying his Kobashi tapes

[C.S.]

10 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Get this fucking IMP out of my television

Kevin Patrick?

[KawadaSmile]

9 minutes ago, C.S. said:

Kevin Patrick?

Jerry Lawler, bro. Even if he never did the horrible shit he's done, he would still be a detriment to the product. He fucking sucks ass.

[KawadaSmile]

Get THIS deviant out of my television!

[sek69]

Nice to see Seth let Ric borrow one of his suits.

[Alucard]

1 hour ago, KawadaSmile said:

Having a Cage in place for this one match and not giving us the actual match is either a dumb fucking decision, or the opening segment ran too long.

Fightful says it was indeed the opening went too long, so they called an audible. 

[Embrodak]

A racist, a sexual assailant, and a rapist walk into a Raw taping…..

 

Seriously! All things considered, I can aaaaaalmost grok inviting Lawler because the accusation against him is a lot murkier and less publicized, maybe it’s a flimsier charge than we on the internet know (has it been studied by an investigative journalist? Serious question), but Hulk Hogan is literally on tape, in a moment of post-nut clarity, saying the man his daughter is dating is an n-word and that her dating him is galling to him, and Ric Flair is just a total degenerate, in the non-reactionary sense of the word. We don’t need to see these tanner’s shop mummies putzing around and doing Vegas impersonator versions of the shit they did 40 years ago.