Timbo Slice

So Moxley’s first match back will not be with AEW but will rather be with GCW at their Hammerstein show against Homicide, which I thought was an interesting development. I figured that AEW would want to give him the opportunity to return however he wanted to on TV, but guessing this is giving him the chance to come back in an environment he feels would be the better way to return. Never thought I’d see that, to be honest. A welcome development.

Cole/Trent basically not selling any head drops at all down the stretch was pretty hilarious. Just because it’s a TV match doesn't mean you condense your 20 minute match down to 8 and cut the selling.

Punk working his best Bret/Diesel SS ‘95 homage with Wardlow tonight, great stuff.

Now I know you’re trolling.

*Sings Auld Lang Syne* *Hangs head remembering vacation is over and there’s work that needs to be done* *Remembers he has Hook* SEND HOOK

*Sings Auld Lang Syne* *Hangs head remembering vacation is over and there’s work that needs to be done* *Remembers he has Hook* SEND HOOK

I think Danielson as TNT champion has legs, but I also think he has so much non-championship needed drawing power right now, although there is the argument that the belt is a bit aimless right now. He would bring prestige to it. I do feel like he wants to take this year to travel and really put himself out there on the marquee wherever he can, which is why I always bring up New Japan, and feel like him taking on Okada this summer and being a major part of the G1 is almost a given, and if that’s what he wants to do? I don’t know how you make him part of the title picture right now.

Gabe was an agent and helped with production IIRC. He originally was a consultant but got brought in full time once EVOLVE shuttered.

I think they’re gonna keep Omega and Danielson separate for a very long time because I feel like Danielson has a list of things he wants to accomplish, and many of those involve New Japan. Him putting over Page means that they can really play the long game in letting Danielson and Omega face off for the title again, because I don’t think you want Page to drop the belt to either of them. You still have Punk/Page on the table, which can lead to Punk/Omega, which can come back to Omega/Danielson.

Ospreay’s bigger issue is gassing up and cutting the worst promos imaginable to the point where he’s basically irredeemable at this point.

I imagine guys like Roddy and Stokely might be on the chopping block too.

A bloodletting. Not unexpected. But still a bloodletting.

Regal’s stability there was so crucial. That’s really a blow. Him in AEW backstage is an easy fit and would be something that could really help the house style.

Negro Casas or GTFO with the North American-based “dream signing.”

Gedo absolutely is gonna strap up Will tonight and it’s gonna be hilarious. Master of unforced errors strikes again.

It’s now 2022 and people need to stop conflating a person’s worth with their perceived job skill. Tony fucked up. Simple as that.

Happy New Year, all!

Cody: “Triple H fucking sucks, man!” Also Cody: “Lol, I’m not doing the Pedigree but I might as well be.”

I genuinely think Cody sees himself as Cena, which is about as delusional as it gets.

*grabs drink* *unfolds folding chair* *sits down and opens said drink and takes a sip* *points out yonder* SEND OUT HOOK.

The issue is they there will always be moving goalposts towards capitalism resuming at all costs. New studies show omicron doesn’t cause as many hospitalizations, but still spreads rapidly, but the law of numbers show that if the numbers get high enough, the hospitalizations are gonna get high anyways. But nobody cares about that shit. So here’s another overproduced Bruce Prichard skit.

The ROH world title is being defended at the GCW Hammerstein show. Eyebrow raise emoji indeed.

Latest count is 61.4% vaccination rate or so for the nation and the vaccine is not only readily available but it’s not being used. Just fucking hilarious stuff.

Sami is doing this mainly because the mileage has piled up, yeah?

Think the downside guarantees are still bigger in WWE, yeah? Yeah, merch can move, but I think the idea of a steady baseline is worth it to them.