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So I guess Jon Jones-Brock might end up being in WWE after all, word just came down that Jones failed a drug test after UFC 214 for steroids.

It's weird that "Dave loves Kenny" became the talking point when he clearly is the world's biggest Okada fan. And Okada is basically Japanese Ric Flair now where he can broomstick anyone to a four star match, so when he's working with someone who can hold up their end of the deal it's going to be enough snowflakes to fill a decorative snow globe.

Dana Brooke's boyfriend passed away today from what TMZ reported was "choking on food", which if was the actual reason and not code for something else is a cautionary tale that everyone should know basic skills like doing the Heimlich maneuver on yourself using a chair if you find yourself choking and no one else is around.

They should start playing up the table was built with superior German engineering and is therefore indestructible.

Cena's usual facial expressions aren't any less goofier to be honest. As much as I don't like modern WWE crowds, I thought the "You both suck" chant was pretty funny. What bothered me about that segment was how Cena was pulling a Triple H and going off script to try to throw Miz off his promo. If anyone else had marble mouthed the venue name like Miz did, the other person would have just ignored it but John just had to bring it up and call attention to the mistake.

Asuka broke her collarbone at Takeover so now there's a decision to make about the title. The next Takeover isn't until November so they don't have to vacate it.

Cena got more upset at the beach ball than he ever did at getting booed by half the crowd as top babyface.

Pissed off Miz is the best.

He took a bump to the floor and his knee looked like it bent wrong. He tried to gut through it but gave out when he tried to do his elbow drop. I thought it was an angle at first but they had to mute several f bombs and the ref was quick to stop it.

Jinder also completely messed up his own finish. It's supposed to be a cobra clutch slam but it ended up looking like he was trying to hug him from behind.

I was ok with Mauro until Corey came out and ran circles around everyone. He's so good at the style of announcing WWE wants their guys to do and he doesn't sound like a tryhard when he does it. Poor JR sounded like they just did an audio dump of a mid 2000s WWE video game for his announcing, and Mauro came off like he had someone holding a gun to his head to sound as enthusiastic as possible.

Having all the agents out just made me want Finlay in this match now too.

Yeah this match is giving me everything I wanted, which was BRAUN destroying the world.

ROH World Order 4 Life

Because somehow it was his fault that his wife went crazy.

Joe looking like the star of an off Broadway production of Newsies out there.

The headdress part looked like she saw Rey's Aztec gear from that one WM and said "give me that".

Dick heel Hideo is the best he's been in NXT.

I was hoping for a tag team hoss battle, but I suppose it's more impressive visually to see AOP toss Eric around.

I admit I popped for the Aussie girls trying to schmooze Daniel in the GM box.

Funnier WCW tapings related mishap: kicking off the dispute with the NWA by spoiling an unauthorized world title switch, or having the Freebirds come out announced as champs and losing before winning them on the live Clash creating a negative days long title reign?

Wrestlemania is one thing, it doesn't need to be a 4+ hour show either but it's Wrestlemania, there's no need for every "big" WWE event to become a 4 hour show with a 2 hour pre show that turns into a death march waiting for the main event.

It's kind of amazing how in a business built on lies and the lying liars who tell them, that telling the truth will most likely be the end of Bryan's US based career. If/when he's away from WWE I don't see a US based company wanting to take the risk of signing him with how vocal he's been with his many concussions. If he ever does wrestle it's going to have to be in Japan or Mexico.

Question for the Canadians: WWE Network is an actual channel up there, right? How does that work? Can you log in to the website/smart apps to access the library or are you limited to what is being shown on TV at that given moment?

He's probably no better or worse than any other wrestler who's been doing it as long as he has. What's different is he made the mistake of being honest to WWE doctors about the seizures he had years ago when most guys probably would have lied about it.