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When I saw that shit fucking women's three-way was the main event, I audibly fucking groaned. Paige spray-painting Toni's ass before the booty bump... it's like they're just trying to piss people off with nonsense. What a stupid fucking decision. I don't understand, I'll never understand & I'm not going to pretend to care to understand anymore: the women's wrestling fucking sucks in AEW. Straight up. It's not fucking Manami Toyota out there, it's a dentist that moves in slow motion, Toni who has lost all of her momentum due to Paige's bullshit & the green-haired jobber that has never impressed anyone. At least Jade looks like a star but she's NXT levels of not ready in the ring. Jamie Hayter is good & the crowd wants to care about her but they refuse to just let her be & keep putting her in Brit's shadow. They won't even let her speak for herself, it's embarrassing. I don't understand what they're doing but stop trying to pretend that they're on the same level as the men because they're not. They're fucking not. Who the fuck wanted that as the main event!?

I didn’t get home from work in time to see the beginning of Dynamite- did the live crowd give a good reception to Jeff Jarrett after his father passed?

I feel like my most important aspect of professional wrestling, as a fan, is believability. There's always going to be some suspension of disbelief needed just because of the nature of professional wrestling. Now where you fall on the chart as it pertains to like, the gap in between The Undertaker being able to shoot lightning or just a normal Irish Whip in a match is all down to the individual viewer. To me, nothing against her personally as I'm sure she's lovely, but as a wrestler, Alexa has never passed the believability test. I don't know about her frustration level as it pertains to WWE, or what's going on, but she was always used & pushed above her means in my opinion. You can't be 5'0", 100 lbs, with no offense that looks like it connects & expect to be pushed like Goldberg because you move some dolls. That whole run with her as champion where she was knocking people out was ridiculous.

Whatever gets Bron to the main roster sooner.

Man, speaking of Braun, him trimming the beard & slimming down killed any aura that he had. He always had that baby Huey face & him getting shook by Brock's jab I think killed any sort of "tough" aura he has but now he's lost his look, too. After all his foot-in-mouth social media stuff, his look was all he had. Now he doesn't even have that. Best thing he could hope for at this point is to get abducted by Bray Wyatt again so he can make him the fuckin Royal Crown jester for the next Soft drink gimmick match or whatever the fuck. Juggalo Braun in a Faygo Hose Deathmatch.

I legit had no idea that The Rock wasn't already in the Hall of Fame. That seems crazy to me. I just assumed he went in years ago like Austin did.

I’m surprised Joe won the TV title back.

Glad they replayed the spot where Jade carried Velvet up the stairs, that was awesome. Looks like that table might’ve busted Joe open hard way on that dive.

This Danielson/Thatcher match is super boring, sorry.

Moxley looks sick or something.

Why is that? Because you say so? lmfao

Also, I know it was an homage to his brother, but the Shattered Dreams is a very heel move. The #30 guy kicking the #1 guy in the balls to win. The crowd is going to turn him heel just like they did in AEW because he always comes off as pompous & extra. I mean, the entrance with all the pyro was ridiculous lmfao.

Finished the show this morning. The ending angle was great. That pop that Sami got was awesome & I liked Jey being conflicted (again) & just leaving the scene. That's good shit, pal! If Wrestlemania was one night (like it should be) & there was only one world title (like it should be) which match is the match that the fans most want to see & gives the crowd the biggest feel good moment? I feel like the answer to that is the payoff to Sami beating Roman in the Bloodline feud. Of course there's that whole "Sami can't go to Saudi Arabia & if he's the world champion those shows don't have a world champion" issue to deal with. Because, y'know, blood money. I almost wish they wouldn't have announced Cody Rhodes' comeback ahead of time or had him in the Royal Rumble at all because this is going to really hurt him going forward, I feel. I think the crowd is going to turn on him. I think they did the right thing with the Owens/Reigns match going on last. I was wrong about that. Still feels weird that the men's Rumble went on first.

Alright, I’m tapping out.

The problem with the female Rumble every year is that there’s only ever like four over women in the whole goddamn company. So you just have the audience not giving a shit about like 25+ of the fuckers in it.

This women’s match is worse than the mountain dew match and it’s not close

Does Bray... have the fucking Mountain Dew logo on his arm in glow in the dark paint?

It's a glow in the dark match like at a bowling alley lol

Man, they follow that Rumble match up with this product placement bullshit...

I feel that was an all-time Rumble. Super entertaining although not a lot of surprises.

Has the last two ever been #1 & #30?

Dominic still in there for the heat babay

I guess I didn’t even think of the possibility of Sami just not being in the Rumble at all.

Gunther still in there from the #1 spot!

Braun should have never trimmed down his beard. He’s really slimmed down too.