Based on my long readership of The Torch (although not recently), I can safely call Bruce Mitchell the laziest writer on the planet.
Once a year, he will write something fantastic - the kind of stuff that has earned him a good reputation, above 99% of what else is out there for wrestling content. (Granted, not exactly the hardest hill to climb, but still...)
Every other week, it's lazy, low-effort, sarcastic, condescending, shit-post garbage.
This sounds even worse - like a lawsuit waiting to happen. WTF was Keller thinking, allowing this to see publication?
Is it available on the regular Torch site, or locked behind the "VIP" paywall?
Edit: I found it. Reading now...