Johnny Sorrow

Requiem For A Dream is a depressing piece of shit movie that makes you sad and Bryan vs HHH at Mania is an awesome piece of fun Professional Wrestling that makes you happy.

There was a Wyatt Family Daisy Mae hillbilly chick for a minute in Florida.

World Wrestling Network is available on ROKU. Its not a network per se, but it's there. http://www.wwnlive.com/

Wow a choice between shit on a bun and diarrhea on a bun.

Haha, well, I guess we'll see if some wrestlers are actually right about UFC being fixed. Wouldn't he be better as a third man in the booth? Punk and Rogan bickering would get me actually interested in UFC.

They clearly say on commentary that the people in the crowd who shine the lights are his believers. And he did try and recruit Bryan because I saw that story on TV.

I'm not even much of a Puro fan and I subscribed. 9 bucks a month? Why not? I love wrestling and this is more wrestling. And the HD looks awesome on my laptop.

WWE is coming to Loveland CO for a house show on Feb. 1. It's a Sunday afternoon matinee show at 1pm. I'm gonna take my four year old nephew and his folks. They've never been to a wrestling show and aren't really fans, they'll watch a PPV with me and enjoy it but that's about it. Nephew loves watching with me and is a huge Rey fan. When I told him just now that we were gonna go see wrestling, at first he thought I meant on TV tonight and he was all, "Not now." When I explained that we're going live in a few months, he said, " Wait, we're seeing them for real?" His eyes lit up and his mouth dropped in awe. Oh and the advertised stuff is John Cena vs. Money in the Bank Contract Winner Seth Rollins in a Street Fight Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt Intercontinental Championship Match Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper Plus many more of your favorite WWE Superstars and Divas

Well, Bray did try and recruit Bryan but it backfired. So he recruited the crowd, all the people waving their phones, are his followers.

In no way would I ever be intrigued about a product because an athlete I like wears their logo. I find that ridiculous. It's not like a TV or radio spot where I might be interested in trying something because of an ad. Take Jimmy Johns for example. When they arrived here they deluged the radio with ads about their fast delivery which led to me ordering from them the next time I wanted to get lunch delivered. Then I learned that their subs taste like ass. But seeing a logo? That's bonkers.

I don't get the whole advertising on trunks thing. Who the fuck ever saw the Jimmy Johns logo on Brock's ass and said " I've never eaten one of their awful subs but now I'll give it a try ."? "I've always thought Slim Jims taste like a mixture of asshole and grease, but if Punk wore their logo I might reconsider!" Said no one ever.

If I'm ever offended at anything content-wise on a fucking wrestling show, shoot me. There's so much real life to get pissed about that getting offended at any form of entertainment is just stupid. "I'm offended!" is the fucking worst. This whole "I'm offended! Listen to MEEEEE!" Culture stinks. Yuck.

Then why was that stip put on and it went on last? Triple H certainly has the pull for these things not to happen.Or maybe, just maybe, he wasn't lord and master of the galaxy and had to do what his father in law wanted.

For what it's worth, HHH has himself shit all over the Mania match with Orton. It's on his DVD. He complained about how it was built as a hate filled blood fued and then it was decided the match would be a no DQ/ no count out stip that ruined it, and that it should never have been put on after HBK/ Taker.

Didn't he get a low money offer to go to OVW (or whatever the WWE's developmental territory was at the time) and refuse to take it because he'd have to relocate and jeopardize his wife's high paying job in the process? I swear I remember hearing something along those lines a while back. Or she was going to school, but yeah.

I loved Punk shitting on the dummy fans who say stupid shit like "If you're straight edge then why did you get anasthesia when you had surgery?"

True, but didn't he come up with such luminaries as the Ding Dongs? Also, he set the direction for WCW to be cartoony in the early 90s (see 1991 as a good example). Not saying that the wrestling was bad, just saying that it was his idea for all of that. Yeah but that's not the booker. That's the boss coming up with characters and input. At the time they had a booking committee .

HonkeyTonk Man beating Steamboat.

Herd wasn't the booker, though. He was Executive Vice President.

Brainbuster! The Pro Wrestling Quiz Show is coming in January. Start the countdown clock now!

He didnt say Jake was a special attraction. He said the snake was at first.. The comparison being that at first people went nuts for it then because they saw it every week it lost its special feel.

So you'd rather have her making shitty money working indies than getting paid?

I was gonna record a bit thanking all three of my fellow Titans, but I forgot.

Happy Thanksgiving, all. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.