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Johnny Sorrow

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  1. Parv with the fucking a bomb. I'm so proud.
  2. Fuck Karl Marx, it should be Groucho Marx.
  3. Parv drops "red Indian" again amongst his English racism. "We've got Regal ....And....Regal" is the best line ever.
  4. Will's Mania 1 card stinks .Haha And Tito was in the "He's coming back" role. And Mania 1 was fucking awesome for those of us watching live, therefore......it was awesome. Will doesn't care about the football players despite the only celebrity anyone cared about at Mania 2 was William Perry. Awesome.
  5. Great fucking show but it would have been a shitty Christmas Party to be at. Hahaha I picture you all in a corner having this convo in the kitchen at a Christmas party where everyone else is at the table playing Cards Against Humanity and laughing. Hahaha. I'd be in the kitchen and my opinions are the best. And you all love me.
  6. In no way ever in any form of performance should "later shit sucks" bring down previous greatness. That's fucking dopey. Does "The Big Store" make "Duck Soup" less of a masterpiece? Do the shit movies made cause Chico needed the money make the Marx Brothers less awesome? And I can't call Will "Goodhelmet" without feeling like a moron.
  7. It's Charlie in the Box.
  8. Was Haku really known as being stiff though? There's a big difference between being a guy who can kill you if he wants to and a stiff wrestler.
  9. Wyatt/ Ambrose at TLC got the crowd reaction it did because the crowd had already seen all the spots in the other matches. They need to scrap or adjust the concept of the PPV.
  10. I know, he stuck hees feenger in da peanut buttah
  11. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    so do people who still subscribe to a television service not have the ability to stream things over the internet? I'm really confused by this notion that people had to drop their cable provider in order to stream a free PPV. Lots of people have great cable/ satellite and shitty internet. I was one for a long time.
  12. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    Yeah, this whole "How dumb are these people?" narrative I'm seeing is so fucking indicative of dudes online not having any grasp of the big picture. Amongst everyone I know in real life, no one has "cut the cable/ satellite " besides my household.
  13. By the way, never apologize for wrestling you enjoy. If you love something and it's entertained you, there's nothing to apologize for.
  14. I recently rewatched Mania 2 and loved it. Shit, the LA part is really great. Funks vs. JYD/ Tito is a fucking awesome match.
  15. I'd say that Phil's right. Retired Dusty is still a bigger over all star than anyone else mentioned. Plus, I made Dusty laugh at that show during this picture
  16. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    Is there any basis behind this Rock/ Rusev idea besides fantasy booking based on one throw off RAW bit?
  17. It's ridiculous because it was fucking Roller Derby, no one really cared about it, and it wasn't a real sport. And Babe Deidrickson was incredibly famous in the Forties and Fifties, Sonia Henie in the 20's-the 50's, Wilma Rudolph in 1960.... There were famous women athletes before Title Nine in 1972.
  18. "Tell Kim Jong-un to FUCK Kim Jong-un."
  19. I just heard on Ross' podcast that it's gonna be Matt Striker.
  20. Would Dave be able to be a kayfabe announcer? Cause if they're planning on doing commentary that's not , yuck.
  21. The show with X Pac was really, really good. He's totally clean and sober, completely honest and open, and really knowledgeable. And no matter how you feel about the Kliq and shit that happened a long time ago, hearing that story about when he tried to kill himself in Mexico, and Nash went down there to basically rescue him is a really heart warming example of friendship.
  22. The special on them that's on the network is really good , by the way.
  23. "THIS IS MY FANTASY BOOKING MOTHERFUCKER" Hahaha! Dylan as Two Face; " Why is Rusev wrestling Swagger again?" And then he explains exactly why. Hahaha! Fucking great. Edit ; whoever decided to wrap with "Waterfalls" is the King of Shit we suggested postshow
  24. I love how Will says "Kane Defender" with the same disgusted tone as I'd say "Holocaust denier".
  25. Oh and Seth rolled over the announce table on purpose. It wasn't supposed to break at all.
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