Johnny Sorrow

That was fucking sweet.

I love that right after they talk to the breast cancer survivor, Cole calls the Cell "malignant".Hahaha

The story was that Cesaro challeged Ziggler to two out of three because he felt there was no way Ziggler could beat him in t with that stip, so Cesaro was hoisted on his own petard.

Holy fuck, Mizdow is fucking hilarious.

"Sure he murdered someone, but what a bumper!" That's fucking hilarious.

Yup, hes batshit nuts.

So, if HBK lost his smile, did CM Punk lose his smirk?

That list from the DVD was supposedly based on a poll of the roster and staff. And the marketing line on Shawn has always been "Greatest Performer" not greatest wrestler.

Bruno being a result of marketing is the craziest thing I've ever came across, and I've been on enough acid to think the air tasted like peanut butter.

If only they went in that direction more often. Well, it was the entire focus of Orton's promo on RAW.

See, to the guys working I'd imagine it's a point of pride to talk about working long matches because anyone in any profession takes pride in working hard with a challenge like length . But the question as I take it here is if a match can be great if it's short. And of course it can, if a match is fucking four minutes long but delivers everything it has to and has the people going nuts, than it's great.

They didn't have time to ask my question about how it felt to be in the best match of Mania 2, but nice work done here. Good shit.

If a match is great, than it's great. Who cares how long it is? His Girl Friday is short and awesome, and Titanic is long and it stinks. The length of a performance has nothing to do with how great it is.

Yeah, I fucking love Sabu.

I don't believe that anyone REALLY would ever "set something up to fail". That makes no sense. He probably thought he could make it work and make money based on the way HE wanted to do it cause he's Vince McMahon, dammit. I seriously doubt he wanted it to "fail".

Me and Ox at an ROH show in 2004.

David And Kerry showed the were heels in Florida by wearing bandanas with feather roach clips. I fucking love it.

And maybe she likes a cool name like Kharma more than the name of a famous ape.

Yeah, because how dare people not appreciate what you do and then have the audacity to enjoy what you dislike. At an event that's entire purpose is to engage the crowd. And a "proper" wrestling audience. What the fuck? So are you proposing that crowds should all become amateur thespians and behave "properly"? Do crowds all get together and agree to be rasslin' fans like it was a backstage opening night hug at the local production of "Carousel" ? Parv at the matches. "IF YOO CHEER FOR STRONGBOW, YOO DON'T GET YOOR PUDDIN'!!" Love, ya, boobie.

I dig it when they mention that they were both in OVW at the same time and debuted in WWF at the same time as part of the story. And that Orton was "heir apparent" and Cena almost got cut, but took a last gasp grab when an opportunity arose, worked his ass off, and became THE MAN, while Orton's mainly been a heel who's been both in real life and kayfabe TV world, an admitted entitled kid given too much too soon, who is amazingly successful, but always in the shadow of Cena. Who is a hard working guy, which is his character and is his real self. And therefore they always have a built in reason to feud them, put them in a match, shit..team them for a bit but it never works out. It's a groovy wrestling story, ala Terry/ Dusty, Lawler/ Dundee, and a bit of Hogan/ Savage. Not as great as those, but a pretty fucking good story when you think about it.

Mark Khrushchev would be awesome.

I think Dean was thinking about a career out of the ring when he jumped with his boys. And he thought right. Saturn had a fine mid card career in WWF, too.

It's really awesome. He was like Lon Cheney with only clown makeup. He had such a generic face that he could do so much with to be different characters. When I saw Big Josh the first time I had no idea it was Borne, and I had watched him for years.

Six man teams count? Cause the Shield tradtional two in two matches aren't that memorable but the six mans are fucking awesome.

I can't process the term "merely fun". Hahaha. That being said, "Dream match?"