Johnny Sorrow

I'm digging the retcon-ish deal with Taker being clearly dominant for years, but in the last 4 or 5 years he's had a harder time, not because he's been facing top guys but because he's getting old.

Yeah, all I think he meant was that he backed the wrong horse, not that he wishes he was still there.

Blackman tracks down Brick. Book it, Danno.

I love that most of them are obvious jokes with NXT Behind The Scenes being the clearly "real" one.

I want WWE Rescue and I want it yesterday.

Christian said it during an interview, granted they haven't repeated it or pushed it hard, but that IS the reason he turned on Sheamus, mixed with the mis timed brogue kick and Christian playing up the "desperate vet who knows this is his last run". I agree they haven't promoted it strongly but all these reasons have been talked about on TV.

The Christian/ Shaemus fued is based on Christian being jealous that his comeback from injury was overshadowed by Shaemus' comeback from injury. He felt forgotten and disrespected and took it out on Sheamus.

Bryan as a face in ROH was amazingly awful on the mic. He was always good as a heel.

JR and Foley busting the balls of some smart fans and some "dirt sheet" guys is some great shit.

Del Rio was pretty over as a bad guy during his initial run.

I laughed when HHH was praising Bryan and said "Anyone else I treated like you would have taken their ball and gone home" and the crowd chanted "CM PUNK."

Oh man, the Cena/ Wyatt hype video to the Eminem song was fucking killer. As was Bray just murderalizing Kofi like it was a Saturday morning in 1984 and Kofi was Rudy Diamond.

Fuck the crowd, I was cheering.

No love for the continued "Lawler used his connections to allow the Occupy RAW to happen" story? I loved it and it makes sense. And the connected Shield turn and Kane beatdown ruled.

Oh and the Rhodes Brothers T Shirt is fucking bad ass.

That Taker video about him getting old ruled. And Hen Pecked HHH is fucking great.

Christian fucking KILLING JBL for the ugly jokes, while Cole and Lawler were cracking up ruled. "You're out here calling me skinny and ugly, you look like David Spade in a fat suit." "If that was your pigeon chest Shaemus was hitting he'd break it." "If it was your flabby chest he'd lose his arm in it."

This looks like about a couple thousand people I've seen at a Dead show during a really great Dark Star as the acid kicked in.

I want that "No Paparazzi" shirt Batista had on.

Yeah but Ziggler is still on TV.

How do you know if a Deadhead has been in your house? He's still there.

Call me crazy, but I'd guess that they know he exists given that he's on TV. Vince can't be the crazy hands on micro manager AND the clueless crazy guy both. Now Yoshi Tatsu, there's a guy who fits the description.

Deadheads don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in VW buses. And, Williams, do yo-yos piss you off?

Yeah, that HHH bit was fucking great. I absolutely LOVE HHH saying "I'M GONNA BURY DANIAL BRYAN!", I've been saying it for awhile, HHH and Steph are embracing the roles the net have created for them. To the kids and fans who aren't net folk or know about rasslin' talk "Bury" just means, "I'm gonna kill him and bury him" like any other sports brag. To all of us, "bury" has another meaning. especially coming out of HHH's mouth. It was a brilliant piece of business. edit: So, that Bad News Barrett bit was some sort of rib on someone who fell asleep in a meeting. Cole and JBL said "Hey that sleeping during a meeting is getting around" "What kind of an idiot falls asleep in a meeting?" "Someone who was out on Beale Street till morning?" Hahaha, I wonder who it was? My money is on Micheal Hayes.